Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[fattyflattie 4640]

45 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I dislike this meme for only 1 reason (it’s funny).  There’s a pretty active poster here who’s father was actually killed by the seatbelt. Can’t remember the story but it 1/110100000 chance actually did the damage that killed him.  

[brakeman 28751]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Oops

 

Edited December 23, 2021 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Willfully Horn 8266]

[Willfully Horn 8266]

 

OK, it’s not satirical, but it made me laugh. If ever I meet Lilly, I’m buying the drinks.

My wife tears up easily during movies, but “Cloud Atlas” had her weeping like she was in pain.

Edited December 26, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Space is fun.

[immortal13 4059]

[Guest]

On 12/26/2021 at 4:47 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Was driving back in small town Hill Country about 10 a.m. on Christmas morning. There was a guy set up at the corner of the intersection selling the assortment of Don't Tread on Me, Trump 2020, Let's Go Brandon flags. Just had to shake my head. Can't even give it a rest on Christmas morning.

Edited December 27, 2021 by FirstTimeCaller

[freyguy 4368]

why do you hate small business owners?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

can we test this theory?

[Bullneck 19534]

 

 

[Bullneck 19534]

On 12/21/2021 at 10:08 AM, Johnny Sack said:

 

 

Top:  if you idiots would get vaccinated before the virus mutates there wouldn't be a problem.  Now shut up, boy, the adults are talking.

Bottom: When a Democrat goes bad, guess what?  His party turns him out.  What can you say about your people?  Oh, right, I already told you to shut up.  

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Top:  if you idiots would get vaccinated before the virus mutates there wouldn't be a problem.  Now shut up, boy, the adults are talking.

Bottom: When a Democrat goes bad, guess what?  His party turns him out.  What can you say about your people?  Oh, right, I already told you to shut up.  

Yep, all the mutations are from Republicans in South Africa and India.

[Willfully Horn 8266]

11 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yep, all the mutations are from Republicans in South Africa and India.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-17/white-adults-most-vaccine-hesitant-south-africans-survey-shows
 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-11-09/covid-vaccine-india-races-to-vaccinate-poor-suspicious-citizens-in-villages

 

Just saying.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

22 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I mean, it's worth a shot.

[immortal13 4059]

[immortal13 4059]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[brakeman 28751]

[Biff Tannen 46168]

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

See, the thing is, this just isn't reality.  It's not true.  No matter how badly you want it to be.

[Bullneck 19534]

 

 

[immortal13 4059]

4 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

So fucking true. All that pre-election talk was just the ramblings of a senile old fool who doesn't know what the fuck is going on. What an absolute clown!!

[immortal13 4059]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Guess ol' Ben survived covid

 

[brakeman 28751]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[brakeman 28751]

[DDD Dad 14653]

The only thing missing is Trump.

And Prince Andrew.

Weird. Was trying to quote the cartoon with Ghislane.

[Bullneck 19534]

 

 

[Bullneck 19534]

 

 

[brakeman 28751]

Edited December 31, 2021 by brakeman
just as it should.

[brakeman 28751]

[brakeman 28751]

[Guest]

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

Seems to be more outrage among them for losing Twitter status than an attack on the Capitol. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

[brakeman 28751]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[Guest Lobo]

IIRC Sack, you're an attorney?  I went to law school but don't practice, but I do think a big part of why you're still hearing/reading about 6 January 2021 is because there are still 600-700 accused that are awaiting everything from arraignment to indictment to trial to sentencing.  When you have that many defendants involved in such a high-profile event, it's gonna take time to weed it all out. 

As for the committee...of course there's an annoying amount of political posturing but they're just now in the last 30 days finally getting the phone records of the organizers of the event.  In the name of due process, which as an officer of the court---you would understand, they need time to sift through it and call for more testimony.  Congress took 3 years to hold hearings on fucking steroids in a baseball game, they can have 6 months to investigate a violent attack on their seat of government.  

Otherwise, it's a hilarious movie poster than almost nobody on Team Trump would get (except Don, Jr. because it involves heavy coke usage).  

[DDD Dad 14653]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

IIRC Sack, you're an attorney?  I went to law school but don't practice, but I do think a big part of why you're still hearing/reading about 6 January 2021 is because there are still 600-700 accused that are awaiting everything from arraignment to indictment to trial to sentencing.  When you have that many defendants involved in such a high-profile event, it's gonna take time to weed it all out. 

As for the committee...of course there's an annoying amount of political posturing but they're just now in the last 30 days finally getting the phone records of the organizers of the event.  In the name of due process, which as an officer of the court---you would understand, they need time to sift through it and call for more testimony.  Congress took 3 years to hold hearings on fucking steroids in a baseball game, they can have 6 months to investigate a violent attack on their seat of government.  

Otherwise, it's a hilarious movie poster than almost nobody on Team Trump would get (except Don, Jr. because it involves heavy coke usage).  

Don't forget the hundreds that the FBI still hasn't been able to get to.  They're going to be following up on leads into 2024.

[Brisketexan 106909]

Don't forget the hundreds that the FBI still hasn't been able to get to.  They're going to be following up on leads into 2024.

No they’re not…..well, not past January 2025 at least, when Trump is inaugurated again and 1) immediately pardons every last one of them and 2) awards each of them a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[Guest Lobo]

He can't pardon the ones I have murdered in prison. 

Oh, I'm sorry---did I say the quiet part out loud you fucking pussies.  Open Season, courtesy of El Bronco.  

Edited January 7, 2022 by Lobo

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

 

[brakeman 28751]

[brakeman 28751]

[Guest Lobo]

that man's gonna have multiple high schools and a Congressional award named after him some day.  

and every year, I'm gonna publish the list of everyone arrested in that insurrection.  And we're gonna randomly select 16 names for 1/6.  And we're gonna do everything in our power to further ruin those people's lives.  Make sure the stigma of their arrest is never forgotten.  Comic Relief is seeing their face when they get out of jail and their loved ones are there to pick them up with some really, really bad news---they took the house, you're fired, the kids didn't get into college, and our bank dumped us.