Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[maninblack 7,975]

[Biff Tannen 46,061]

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

This tugs at my 4th grade heart strings.  Well done.

[futureman 22,664]

On 11/8/2018 at 8:35 PM, Agent47 said:

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

 

3 hours ago, Agent47 said:

I'd post my diploma but it's in Colorado & I'm in Los Angeles.

this guy.  this guy right here.  he is the best new thing on surly.  

[maninblack 7,975]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

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[maninblack 7,975]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

Heh

[Fozzz 152]

9 hours ago, maninblack said:

Bush wasn’t Hitler, but he did send more Americans to their deaths than 9-11. Maybe more accurate to say that he is worse than Osama. 

[Mole 4,338]

I’ve often wondered but not enough to bother to track it down, what’s the source and context for that picture?

[atomheartbevo 90,548]

9 hours ago, Mole said:

I’ve often wondered but not enough to bother to track it down, what’s the source and context for that picture?

Some dude decided he was tired of washing his hair and getting regular haircuts?

[Born to Run 6,598]

Some dude decided he was tired of washing his hair and getting regular haircuts?

It’s Ras Trent!!! He smokes from a chalice that he made from Sprite can.

[maninblack 7,975]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

I cannot figure you out.

[maninblack 7,975]

[TexasMan 11,383]

 

[TexasMan 11,383]

 

[workswithseed 2,201]

On 11/11/2018 at 1:23 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Heh

This is too damn funny.

[HenryJames 67,116]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

^^^Not the Onion

[EMAWesome 101]

[Storm the Field 5,360]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[maninblack 7,975]

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Brazzers?

[Fozzz 152]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

 

McConnell: The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.

Fuck you, you turkey wattled dick.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

Heh.

[TexasMan 11,383]

They could have at least photoshopped the tie to look the same. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

They could have at least photoshopped the tie to look the same. 

Why? He was clearly less evil as a child

[EMAWesome 101]

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Edited November 15, 2018 by EMAWesome

[miguelito 11,450]

the N and T should have showed up in the first one.

Don't people know how Wheel of Fortune works?

[EMAWesome 101]

Noticed that about three seconds after I hit Submit Reply.  Hence the replacement.

[miguelito 11,450]

Well now my post doesn't make sense.  😀

This is why I don't post here very often.

[Fozzz 152]

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm glad he clarified 3:30p Eastern Time.  Demons are very specific about timezones.  Unless of course the Priest is just saying "3:30p-Easter" publicly to confuse the demon, and they'll actually do it an hour earlier because of Daylight Saving Time.  Or later.  Either way.  Confusion.  

[Fozzz 152]

I just like the idea of someone like rod being down with the existence of demons but if you bring up the existence of trans ppl watch the fuck out.  Demons?  Well, yeah those things obviously exist.  Sex and gender not necessarily the same thing?  Are you fucking insane!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

[TexasMan 11,383]

[EMAWesome 101]

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[Pam Cummings 9,823]

6 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Oh look, another retarded comparison to throw on the shit heap pile of retarded comparisons that gun owners make to things that aren't guns.

 

When all you have to cling to is bullshit arguments, maybe your opinion is bullshit.

[Biff Tannen 46,061]

I think the bigger take away is that he considers his gun as valuable as his dick.  Speaks volumes.

[Chad Fuck 18,092]

Or that he equates a gun with his dick.

Small dick syndrome.

[workswithseed 2,201]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Oh look, another retarded comparison to throw on the shit heap pile of retarded comparisons that gun owners make to things that aren't guns.

 

When all you have to cling to is bullshit arguments, maybe your opinion is bullshit.

So what you're saying is that people who don't kill people shouldn't have to lose rights?

Geez then you make an comparison then.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paulhsieh/2018/03/20/any-study-of-gun-violence-should-include-how-guns-save-lives/

 

"Almost all national survey estimates indicate that defensive gun uses by victims are at least as common as offensive uses by criminals, with estimates of annual uses ranging from about 500,000 to more than 3 million, in the context of about 300,000 violent crimes involving firearms in 2008."

Yep, people should give up guns cause a minority kills people with one.

[Biff Tannen 46,061]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Or that he equates a gun with his dick.

Small dick syndrome.

Yes, that's what I meant.

[Agent47 157]

They nominated a rapist to the Supreme Court to protect their gun murder rights.