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[TexLonghorn 5587]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

You nailed it.  Poll on Ukraine

Poll: 74% of Americans call Russia's Ukraine invasion unjustified

The American public is remarkably united in opposition to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, with 74 percent saying it's not justified and 76 percent expressing an unfavorable opinion of Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to a new Yahoo News/YouGov poll.

 news.yahoo.com

Spoiler

I wasn't talking about US republican rubes uniting with Putin to invade Ukraine, you disingenuous fool.  They can be against russia invading Ukraine and still think that putin is a stronger leader than Biden, leading to some serious questions who they would support in the theoretical of putin invading the US.  

If the republicans have had to change their favorite in the russia-Ukraine war because support internationally for Ukraine is much stronger than they originally expected, that doesn't change the fact that prime republican #1, former president 45, recently said:

“So, Putin is now saying, ‘It’s independent,’ a large section of Ukraine, I said, ‘How smart is that?’ And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper,” the former president said in a radio interview. “That’s the strongest peace force. … We could use that on our southern border. That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. There were more army tanks than I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep peace, all right. No, but think of it. Here’s a guy who’s very savvy … I know him very well. Very, very well.” 

and

“Yesterday, I was asked by reporters if I thought President Putin was smart. I said, ‘Of course he’s smart,’ ” Trump told the crowd. “The problem is not that Putin is smart, which of course he is smart, but the real problem is that our leaders are dumb.”

But you come in with how much the repubs are against putin??  Ridiculous.

 

Edited March 3, 2022 by TexLonghorn
spoilered because it isn't a tweet/meme

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[brakeman 28218]

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Half satire.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Excellent use of onanism 

[brakeman 28218]

[TexLonghorn 5587]

[TexLonghorn 5587]

 

[Longboard Horn 40100]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

You’re sharp. 

[brakeman 28218]

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

On 3/2/2022 at 4:27 PM, Bravo said:

Damn science keeps changing. I don't know how he keeps up? 

 

 

On 3/2/2022 at 6:27 PM, Johnny Sack said:

The political science changed.  

 

3 hours ago, Bravo said:

I applaud this man for keeping up with the ever changing science. It changed yet again. Or maybe it's M, W, F are mask days? Regardless impressive!

Seriously. It’s your pic he responded to…that you responded to with the same pic. 
 

this is the circular logic that you guys are infamous for. 

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Nice to see them back, i thought they might be stuck on the outskirts of Mauripol with a broke down BTR.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

Fair. 

[brakeman 28218]

[brakeman 28218]

 

 

 

Edited March 5, 2022 by brakeman

[brakeman 28218]

6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

 

 

Pepsi products to boycott: - Pepsi - Gatorade - Mountain Dew - Aquafina - ALL Frito-Lay chips (Doritos, Tostitos, Cheetos, etc.) - Tropicana - Naked juice - Lipton - Quaker - Sabra hummus

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Bullneck 18982]

 

 

[Bullneck 18982]

 

 

[Bullneck 18982]

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Bullneck 18982]

On 3/1/2022 at 9:44 PM, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

I can see why you posted that here: there's no "It's not really funny but I'm a bitch who hates America" thread.

[TexasMan 10785]

 

[TexasMan 10785]

 

[Bullneck 18982]

 

 

[Bullneck 18982]

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

What does this even mean?

[Biff Tannen 45491]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[brakeman 28218]

[TexasMan 10785]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What does this even mean?

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's a parody news site. 

[brakeman 28218]

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

24 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

It's a parody news site. 

Cool. My response is still accurate. 

[Bullneck 18982]

45 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

This too.  WTF is going on?  

[maninblack 7974]

daww @brakeman is a bit of a pussy

[brakeman 28218]

[brakeman 28218]

[TexasMan 10785]

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool. My response is still accurate. 

[brakeman 28218]

28 minutes ago, maninblack said:

daww @brakeman is a bit of a pussy

 

First eat a bag of dicks, Johnny Cash is a great American. You are not.

You are a stupid blowhard,  piss up a rope.

You dumb motherfucker.

Why are you even fucking here. Why would anyone here even give you a drop of piss if you were burning to death, you fucking loser.

go away, again.

brakes.

[maninblack 7974]

5 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

First eat a bag of dicks, Johnny Cash is a great American. You are not.

You are a stupid blowhard,  piss up a rope.

You dumb motherfucker.

Why are you even fucking here. Why would anyone here even give you a drop of piss if you were burning to death, you fucking loser.

go away, again.

brakes.

[maninblack 7974]

[maninblack 7974]

[brakeman 28218]

don't care, piss off wanker.

[maninblack 7974]

[workswithseed 2031]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

don't care, piss off wanker.

You do, and you're not convincing me otherwise.

[maninblack 7974]

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

You do, and you're not convincing me otherwise.

they're predictable and so very boring. 

Edited March 7, 2022 by maninblack