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[TexLonghorn 5,737]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

You nailed it.  Poll on Ukraine

Poll: 74% of Americans call Russia's Ukraine invasion unjustified

The American public is remarkably united in opposition to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, with 74 percent saying it's not justified and 76 percent expressing an unfavorable opinion of Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to a new Yahoo News/YouGov poll.

 news.yahoo.com

Spoiler

I wasn't talking about US republican rubes uniting with Putin to invade Ukraine, you disingenuous fool.  They can be against russia invading Ukraine and still think that putin is a stronger leader than Biden, leading to some serious questions who they would support in the theoretical of putin invading the US.  

If the republicans have had to change their favorite in the russia-Ukraine war because support internationally for Ukraine is much stronger than they originally expected, that doesn't change the fact that prime republican #1, former president 45, recently said:

“So, Putin is now saying, ‘It’s independent,’ a large section of Ukraine, I said, ‘How smart is that?’ And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper,” the former president said in a radio interview. “That’s the strongest peace force. … We could use that on our southern border. That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. There were more army tanks than I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep peace, all right. No, but think of it. Here’s a guy who’s very savvy … I know him very well. Very, very well.” 

and

“Yesterday, I was asked by reporters if I thought President Putin was smart. I said, ‘Of course he’s smart,’ ” Trump told the crowd. “The problem is not that Putin is smart, which of course he is smart, but the real problem is that our leaders are dumb.”

But you come in with how much the repubs are against putin??  Ridiculous.

 

Edited March 3, 2022 by TexLonghorn
spoilered because it isn't a tweet/meme

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

[brakeman 28,751]

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

Half satire.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Excellent use of onanism 

[brakeman 28,751]

[TexLonghorn 5,737]

[TexLonghorn 5,737]

 

[Longboard Horn 41,353]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

You’re sharp. 

[brakeman 28,751]

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

On 3/2/2022 at 4:27 PM, Bravo said:

Damn science keeps changing. I don't know how he keeps up? 

 

 

On 3/2/2022 at 6:27 PM, Johnny Sack said:

The political science changed.  

 

3 hours ago, Bravo said:

I applaud this man for keeping up with the ever changing science. It changed yet again. Or maybe it's M, W, F are mask days? Regardless impressive!

Seriously. It’s your pic he responded to…that you responded to with the same pic. 
 

this is the circular logic that you guys are infamous for. 

[Dutchrudder 11,243]

Nice to see them back, i thought they might be stuck on the outskirts of Mauripol with a broke down BTR.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[maninblack 7,975]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

Fair. 

[brakeman 28,751]

[brakeman 28,751]

 

 

 

Edited March 5, 2022 by brakeman

[brakeman 28,751]

6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

 

 

Pepsi products to boycott: - Pepsi - Gatorade - Mountain Dew - Aquafina - ALL Frito-Lay chips (Doritos, Tostitos, Cheetos, etc.) - Tropicana - Naked juice - Lipton - Quaker - Sabra hummus

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[Bullneck 19,528]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,528]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,528]

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[Bullneck 19,528]

On 3/1/2022 at 9:44 PM, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

I can see why you posted that here: there's no "It's not really funny but I'm a bitch who hates America" thread.

[TexasMan 11,456]

 

[TexasMan 11,456]

 

[Bullneck 19,528]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,528]

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

What does this even mean?

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[brakeman 28,751]

[TexasMan 11,456]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What does this even mean?

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's a parody news site. 

[brakeman 28,751]

[maninblack 7,975]

 

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

24 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

It's a parody news site. 

Cool. My response is still accurate. 

[Bullneck 19,528]

45 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

This too.  WTF is going on?  

[maninblack 7,975]

daww @brakeman is a bit of a pussy

[brakeman 28,751]

[brakeman 28,751]

[TexasMan 11,456]

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool. My response is still accurate. 

[brakeman 28,751]

28 minutes ago, maninblack said:

daww @brakeman is a bit of a pussy

 

First eat a bag of dicks, Johnny Cash is a great American. You are not.

You are a stupid blowhard,  piss up a rope.

You dumb motherfucker.

Why are you even fucking here. Why would anyone here even give you a drop of piss if you were burning to death, you fucking loser.

go away, again.

brakes.

[maninblack 7,975]

5 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

First eat a bag of dicks, Johnny Cash is a great American. You are not.

You are a stupid blowhard,  piss up a rope.

You dumb motherfucker.

Why are you even fucking here. Why would anyone here even give you a drop of piss if you were burning to death, you fucking loser.

go away, again.

brakes.

[maninblack 7,975]

[maninblack 7,975]

[brakeman 28,751]

don't care, piss off wanker.

[maninblack 7,975]

[workswithseed 2,204]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

don't care, piss off wanker.

You do, and you're not convincing me otherwise.

[maninblack 7,975]

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

You do, and you're not convincing me otherwise.

they're predictable and so very boring. 

Edited March 7, 2022 by maninblack