Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[tigol 2467]

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

wut

This.

[Parliament 14560]

8 minutes ago, tigol said:

This.

1234

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

34 minutes ago, maninblack said:

#woke

Username checks out, I suppose. 

[workswithseed 2201]

6 hours ago, maninblack said:

#woke

Holy shit that's funny

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[Guest Lobo]

Lower Left photo...Penn & Teller look like shit since they've left Las Vegas.  Same goes for me. 

[maninblack 7975]

 

[Brisketexan 106627]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

 

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after penis drawings were discovered drawn on a high-tech mapping interface inside the nuclear-powered B-52's cockpit.

Oh come on!

[Guest Lobo]

That would explain why the Stoops boys left coaching to enlist in the Air Force.  

[Chad Fuck 18092]

That sucks.

Or blows?

[Parliament 14560]

We can't put cocks in cockpits now?

[Fozzz 152]

[maninblack 7975]

Not finding the lolz

[maninblack 7975]

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[Biff Tannen 46061]

19 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

That was just odd, not so much funny.

[pyrohornIII 4844]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was just odd, not so much funny.

which defines a lot of trumpkin humor.

[Brisketexan 106627]

which defines a lot of trumpkin humor.

It really is a curious thing. I’ve laughed at politicians of every persuasion. But the modern Trumpkin/“conservative” efforts at humor are just...odd and awkward. They’re just not funny. And it’s like watching that guy you knew, who could never tell a joke, try one more time and fail, to awkward silence.

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[Celery Man 21076]

username checks out hahaha

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[maninblack 7975]

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[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

5 hours ago, maninblack said:

That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

[atomheartbevo 90548]

19 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

Melanie has had Trump’s dick in her.  She’s going to be looking at her watch the whole time.  Lots of style points lost because of that   

Michelle is much better than Melania.  

[Brisketexan 106627]

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

Yeah....I never really understood that particular criticism.  I caught a few mins of Michelle on Colbert the other night, and she was looking mighty fine.  She typically looks like a class act, and she's a damned attractive woman for her age.  It wasn't even her best outfit (it actually made her look bigger than she is), and she still looked good.  I mean, yeah, seen hotter on campus and all that, but for a woman of her age, not bad at all.

 

 

[Post Oak 20551]

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

RIP Hero.  He was especially deadly from a range of about 24 feet.

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[maninblack 7975]

[Bama Chick 28596]

I actually think Michelle Obama is more attractive than Melania.

Melania has had too much plastic surgery. Plus all those years with Trump have made her uglier.

Plus, Michelle has a banging body.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

I've never thought Michelle O was pretty, too much of a "man face" for my taste.  But I never thought she was a dude, either.  Beauty's in the eye and all that. 

[maninblack 7975]

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[TexasMan 11383]

On 11/28/2018 at 9:26 AM, maninblack said:

#woke

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:37 AM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

wut

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:40 AM, tigol said:

This.

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:48 AM, Parliament said:

1234

 

On 11/28/2018 at 10:00 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Username checks out, I suppose. 

 

On 11/28/2018 at 4:06 PM, workswithseed said:

Holy shit that's funny

Was this about the Dwight Howard stuff? 

[triplehorn 2664]

 

[Brisketexan 106627]

So....what I get from this is....there's a speaker slot that's opened up....

[pyrohornIII 4844]

is it a robot slot? 

 

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

40 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

is it a robot slot? 

 

PCI-X, super hot

[Chad Fuck 18092]

58 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

is it a robot sloot? 

 

Fify.

[SDG 3335]

This can’t be real...

It is. 

[Chad Fuck 18092]

Man, I can only guess at what it was like sitting around that conference table and everyone nodded, "Mm-hmm, yeah.  This is game changing.  We're doing something here."

 

[atomheartbevo 90548]

29 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Man, I can only guess at what it was like sitting around that conference table and everyone nodded, "Mm-hmm, yeah.  This is game changing.  We're doing something here."

Imagine they are all characters in a South Park episode.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

So "if you mess with the rose, you're gonna get the thorns"? Sounds very intimidating. 

[TexasMan 11383]