Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Bullneck 19531]

On 7/22/2022 at 10:23 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This makes no sense. Explain. 

Pete was being "grilled" (not really likely given the relative intellects and debating skills on display) by some Republican who doesn't like electric cars.  He's got the Kelly Blue Book and says all electric cars are too expensive for average folks.  Pete tells him new and used electrics can be had in the 40ish thousand dollar range, based on having bought one himself. 

That's it.  That's all there is.  MIB is aghast, tho.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5024262/exchange-price-electric-vehicles

Edited July 29, 2022 by Bullneck

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Pete was being "grilled" (not really likely given the relative intellects and debating skills on display) by some Republican who doesn't like electric cars.  He's got the Kelly Blue Book and says all electric cars are too expensive for average folks.  Pete tells him new and used electrics can be had in the 40ish thousand dollar range, based on having bought one himself. 

That's it.  That's all there is.  MIB is aghast, tho.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5024262/exchange-price-electric-vehicles

Thanks.  Considering the average new car today is $47k and even in the past 5 years it's been around $40k, it doesn't seem like a well thought out argument does it?

https://www.coxautoinc.com/market-insights/kbb-atp-may-2022/

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Just stick with "dotard" imo.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Kat Cammack v. Chris Murphy. Greg Steube pitched a bunch of shutout innings and the Rs rolled, so the Florida GOP is extra mouthy today.

 

Edited July 29, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

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Edited July 31, 2022 by brakeman

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[washparkhorn 9973]

Antifa!

[Biff Tannen 46168]

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

sigh Elon

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2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Rs trying to salvage something of their 80 IQ platform:  maybe we’re cool?

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3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

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2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

god, right-wing humor sucks shit

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[Biff Tannen 46168]

9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

god, right-wing humor sucks shit

It’s based on a fantasy world, so it’s tough to work with. 

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22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s based on a fantasy world, so it’s tough to work with. 

It's based on pure bullshit, which i guess is fantasy realm. But in my experience most fantasies involve waking up to a kiss from a prince or some shit. Not overthrowing a legitimate government. Apples: oranges

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The Right can’t meme:

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Timely

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Guess this goes here. Was reading about how monkeypox is spread. Come on, CDC, butthole, really? That's the term you went with?

How it Spreads
Updated July 29, 2022
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Monkeypox spreads in a few ways.

Monkeypox can spread to anyone through close, personal, often skin-to-skin contact, including:
Direct contact with monkeypox rash, scabs, or body fluids from a person with monkeypox.
Touching objects, fabrics (clothing, bedding, or towels), and surfaces that have been used by someone with monkeypox.
Contact with respiratory secretions.
This direct contact can happen during intimate contact, including:
Oral, anal, and vaginal sex or touching the genitals (penis, testicles, labia, and vagina) or anus (butthole) of a person with monkeypox.
Hugging, massage, and kissing.
Prolonged face-to-face contact.
Touching fabrics and objects during sex that were used by a person with monkeypox and that have not been disinfected, such as bedding, towels, fetish gear, and sex toys.
A pregnant person can spread the virus to their fetus through the placenta.
It’s also possible for people to get monkeypox from infected animals, either by being scratched or bitten by the animal or by preparing or eating meat or using products from an infected animal.

A person with monkeypox can spread it to others from the time symptoms start until the rash has fully healed and a fresh layer of skin has formed. The illness typically lasts 2-4 weeks.

Scientists are still researching:

If the virus can be spread when someone has no symptoms
How often monkeypox is spread through respiratory secretions, or when a person with monkeypox symptoms might be more likely to spread the virus through respiratory secretions.
Whether monkeypox can be spread through semen, vaginal fluids, urine, or feces.

https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/transmission.html

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On 7/31/2022 at 4:14 PM, TotallyLegit said:

I'm far from a prude, but people that have words like Fuck written on their car, on bumper stickers, or shirts out in public might be the lowest rung.

People have kids, asshole. 

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11 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm far from a prude, but people that have words like Fuck written on their car, on bumper stickers, or shirts out in public might be the lowest rung.

People have kids, asshole. 

this is america. none of the children can read so it's ok

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