Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

^Context

 

[Underdog 29194]

Looks like a deleted scene from Planet of the Apes, guess orange suit is supposed to be Chuck Heston? 

[Brisketexan 106907]

Guess this goes here. Was reading about how monkeypox is spread. Come on, CDC, butthole, really? That's the term you went with?
How it Spreads
Updated July 29, 2022
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Monkeypox spreads in a few ways.
Monkeypox can spread to anyone through close, personal, often skin-to-skin contact, including:
Direct contact with monkeypox rash, scabs, or body fluids from a person with monkeypox.
Touching objects, fabrics (clothing, bedding, or towels), and surfaces that have been used by someone with monkeypox.
Contact with respiratory secretions.
This direct contact can happen during intimate contact, including:
Oral, anal, and vaginal sex or touching the genitals (penis, testicles, labia, and vagina) or anus (butthole) of a person with monkeypox.
Hugging, massage, and kissing.
Prolonged face-to-face contact.
Touching fabrics and objects during sex that were used by a person with monkeypox and that have not been disinfected, such as bedding, towels, fetish gear, and sex toys.
A pregnant person can spread the virus to their fetus through the placenta.
It’s also possible for people to get monkeypox from infected animals, either by being scratched or bitten by the animal or by preparing or eating meat or using products from an infected animal.
A person with monkeypox can spread it to others from the time symptoms start until the rash has fully healed and a fresh layer of skin has formed. The illness typically lasts 2-4 weeks.
Scientists are still researching:
If the virus can be spread when someone has no symptoms
How often monkeypox is spread through respiratory secretions, or when a person with monkeypox symptoms might be more likely to spread the virus through respiratory secretions.
Whether monkeypox can be spread through semen, vaginal fluids, urine, or feces.
https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/transmission.html

“Butthole.”
Am I giggling? Yes I am.
“Butthole.”

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[Neonmoon 38130]

I initially thought the dark Brandon stuff was stupid. But after reading it was started as Chinese propaganda and then reclaimed by US, it’s funny. 
 

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It just a rapper, Ice Motherfucking T

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Edited August 11, 2022 by brakeman
RIP, chris.

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On 8/11/2022 at 6:34 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The Onion should have made Chuck a Realtor for that extra cherry on top.

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Did we give them robodogs?  I'd be interested in knowing how those perform on the battlefield.

 

Edited August 14, 2022 by Bullneck

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[Biff Tannen 46168]

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

@Anastasis

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Edited August 15, 2022 by brakeman

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A biblical prediction that actually came true.