Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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On 8/17/2022 at 9:23 AM, Johnny Sack said:

 

 

Can we have a discussion of the Babylon Bee real quick. It's agreed that it's unfunny, right? Do conservatives actually think this stuff is funny, or do they just like that they have an outlet that caters to them?

I feel like I can be fairly objective on these things. I just looked at the site. Maybe 1-2 out of every 10 are funny. 

These are slightly funny:

The rest are just bad. Like really bad. 

Dumb and just doesn't make sense:

Um, ok:

 

 

[NorthLoop 14082]

People who are funny and witty tend to be intelligent. 

Intelligent people tend to be more liberal. 

That's your answer. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

the last two are terrible.   overpopulation isn't really a leftist thing.  scarcity fears is a conservative concern and underlies a lot of the immigration positioning.  the last one is  . . . i don't even know the point.  are we acknowledging gender discrimination in the workplace now?  babylon, you progressive force you.

[Dutchrudder 11113]

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

So if a school received a poster with in god we trust written in letters made of dicks they would have to display it?

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

Paging @THUJONE to the White Courtesy Phone 

[SydneyCarton 47836]

3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can we have a discussion of the Babylon Bee real quick. It's agreed that it's unfunny, right? Do conservatives actually think this stuff is funny, or do they just like that they have an outlet that caters to them?

I feel like I can be fairly objective on these things. I just looked at the site. Maybe 1-2 out of every 10 are funny. 

These are slightly funny:

The rest are just bad. Like really bad. 

Dumb and just doesn't make sense:

Um, ok:

 

 

Have you heard of this show called Gutfeld!?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/andymeek/2022/08/04/more-people-are-watching-greg-gutfelds-late-night-show-on-fox-than-anything-on-cnn-or-msnbc/?sh=4b5bdcfb541d

[THUJONE 4550]

Like this?

[freyguy 4245]

bravo

[aggie08 21414]

10 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Like this?

The two unique ways to draw "T" is where the true genius lies.

[brakeman 28218]

My god, it's full of dicks.

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

In cod we trust?

[brakeman 28218]

mama mia, let me go.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

17 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Like this?

Will you marry me?

Seriously, though, I'll throw money at a venmo or whatever if someone wants to spearhead getting these made and mailed to the schools of Texas lawmakers' kids.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Do we know if private schools are also required to do this? Need to find out how many signs to get quoted from build a sign

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

we gotta add surlyhorns.com signature

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[Dutchrudder 11113]

Is there a lawyer that could write up a nice official sounding letter declaring the need for the school to display this sign on campus?  Or maybe it would be better to find some high schooler with the right sense of humor to provide a nice physical copy of the artto be donated to the school.  

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[Storm the Field 5271]

[Dutchrudder 11113]

7 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

I don't understand this argument. The GI bill pays for all of your 4 years education, not a one-time 10k in relief on a student loan.  Am I missing something here?  They should be using it as a recruiting tool to say, "Look kid, do you want to be 150k in debt and hope to get a little relief down the road, or be $0 in debt when you graduate?  Who else is paying you $$, while teaching you life skills and guaranteeing a college degree too?" 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

you're trying to find meaning in the meaningless.

[Storm the Field 5271]

On 8/19/2022 at 1:08 PM, Storm the Field said:

This genius  is the main spokesperson for the RNC. Some quality replies in the thread (including the attached).

 

Tough sledding for Ol' Paris the last 2 weeks. 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

since when does the GQP care about sexual misconduct?

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[NWBuck 8545]

The update/edit on this video is amazing...

 

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