Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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Edited March 23, 2023 by Bullneck

[brakeman 28239]

Underage workers vs. free school meals

 

See the difference?

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33842]

43 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

kinda want. just so I can drop that exact joke on unsuspecting friends

[YGIFS 19449]

I think Neika is selling that same clock in the for sale forum. 

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[pantone159 712]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Well, that is literally what that means. Come and take it!!!

[YGIFS 19449]

The Ancient Greeks were very well known for their adamant support of firearms.  I think we all remember Athena, Goddess of the Hunt.  Jeff, the God of Biscuits.  And Dwayne, the God of AR rifles.  I believe his chant is "IT StANDS FOR ARMALITE, dammiT!"  

[freyguy 4245]

between them and the 3%'ers, who has a smaller dick?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Probably posted ......but this is Gold Jerry! Gold;

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Spoiler

 

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by brakeman
Be careful, it's hard to unsee.

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With apologies to pooh & piglet.

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[YGIFS 19449]

Is that brown thing at the top of the stairs the thing Indiana Jones tried to steal at the start of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?  

Donald...you throw me the idol...I throw you the pardon!  Adios, senor! 

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[YGIFS 19449]

So the day pornstar Stormy Daniels might bring down FoxNews, Rupert marries pornstar Brandi Love.  

Nope, no simulation here.  Move along...

[brakeman 28239]

you'll see.

[YGIFS 19449]

Beer?  The man gets arrested/booked/arraigned/indicted and you think we're gonna indulge in some beers? 

I'm gonna snort lightning and gummy thunder.  My blood type is gonna be bourbon and coke, and I don't mean the soft drink.  Smoke 'em if you got 'em, see you fuckers on the ground! 

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Edited March 21, 2023 by brakeman

[Longhorn_Fan68 33842]

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33842]

guess I'll be the one: what is that? I don't recognize it (the country/state, not the meme)

[washparkhorn 9935]

France. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33842]

55 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

France. 

thanks. I guess I have never seen it without its geographic context. see it now

[brakeman 28239]

It's ok. We are Americans.

 

Edited March 23, 2023 by brakeman
systemic dumbness is what we do.

[Bullneck 18987]

26 minutes ago, brakeman said:

It's ok. We are Americans.

 

"War is God's way of teaching us geography" (George Carlin, or so I've heard)

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33842]

gross

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[Sawbonz 27423]

On 2/16/2023 at 12:30 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

W choked on a pretzel. Of course he did

[Gengs1 2583]

I don’t know who is running the National Park Service Twitter account but it’s pretty funny 

 

[crash_davis 23084]

Republican leaders on trying to decide what will resonate with their dipshit voters.