Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[happyfunball 481]

/old sexism target vs /new?

[happyfunball 481]

@mainblack

Your “lol” photos are akin to someone’s fwd fwd fwd from their grandparents

[maninblack 7975]

[maninblack 7975]

Why happyfunball does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know happyfunball, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it.

[TexasMan 11383]

[skeeter 455]

credit to Rodney Dangerfield ...

Edited December 10, 2018 by skeeter
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[Bama Chick 28596]

Damn, Junior is plumping up.

Going to be 239 pounds like daddy pretty soon.

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[maninblack 7975]

[Fozzz 152]

[happyfunball 481]

 

[Napoleon 8802]

[EMAWesome 101]

[EMAWesome 101]

[Napoleon 8802]

^ The Republicans have found a new target.

Don't think that they're going to win this battle. Making someone who is smart look stupid is much more difficult than fighting to make a complete moron look smart.

EXHIBIT A:

[Fozzz 152]

[Brisketexan 106627]

5 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

To be fair, most gay men just want to buttfuck one person at a time, in a consensual relationship.  The current crop of conservatives wants to buttfuck the entire country, whether we want it or not.  So, it's kinda worse.  Especially if you don't want anything up your butt.

Edited December 12, 2018 by Brisketexan

[Fozzz 152]

Need to find out where to buy these patches.  

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

We as a society have come to the point that the leaders of a branch of government are using giant print outs of tweets from the president instead of charts or graphs when presenting information to the public.

Who are we?

[EMAWesome 101]

6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

^ The Republicans have found a new target.

Don't think that they're going to win this battle. Making someone who is smart look stupid is much more difficult than fighting to make a complete moron look smart.

EXHIBIT A:

If you think someone who thought the House, the Senate, and the President were the three branches of government is smart I would caution you against throwing the word moron around.

[Napoleon 8802]

Edited December 13, 2018 by Napoleon

[Napoleon 8802]

^ That one did have me laughing.

As did this one...

[ADHD 28]

6 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

If you think someone who thought the House, the Senate, and the President were the three branches of government is smart I would caution you against throwing the word moron around.

She didn't think that. She said the word Congress instead of Govt. Everything else she was saying clarified her point. 

She's a lot fucking smarter than you are. Pull up ANY fucking YouTube of hers, she's a fucking brainiac. And you're a hack.

Edited December 13, 2018 by ADHD

[ADHD 28]

Look. I edited the above because I wrote the word if instead of "of". 

I must not know the difference and i am stupid! Although I wrote of correctly in this post. But yo be honest I typed if twice instead if of Bd I just did it sgyaun and look errurs!!!!

[Napoleon 8802]

 

[Napoleon 8802]

Pence must have thought that he was in the Oral Office.

[maninblack 7975]

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

[maninblack 7975]

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[Fozzz 152]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

That is the perfect drawing for Shapiro, the lord of r/im14andthisisdeep

[maninblack 7975]

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[Bama Chick 28596]

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

That is pretty much what the far right thinks is funny while the rest of us don't.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

[happyfunball 481]

 

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Edited December 16, 2018 by retread

[Napoleon 8802]

[maninblack 7975]

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

You just don't like things making fun of your dumb ass team.

[maninblack 7975]

[Grandioso 2592]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

It has nothing to do with team, you humorless fuckwaffle.

 

Plenty of other posters have posted funny stuff aimed at my “team” (whatever the fuck you assume that to be).

 

But you consistently post stuff that’s not only not funny, you actually choose to post things that have negative humorous value.

 

And it’s not that the stuff you post is even offensive or gross - it’s just like stuff that’s the product of a poorly made robot’s attempt to mimic human comedy.

 

I’m not mad about it. I’m genuinely confused, curious, and frankly concerned that anyone with an IQ above room temperature finds any of the things you post in this thread even slightly funny.

 

That’s why I asked if you were doing a bit - that I could at least understand.

 

Finding the garbage you post in this thread funny? Not even close to understanding.

 

[EMAWesome 101]

On 12/14/2018 at 7:43 PM, Bama Chick said:

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

Maybe someone needs their irony meter recalibrated.  The title of the thread includes the word satirical, which is exactly what that tweet is.

[maninblack 7975]

Imagine being this person

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

It has nothing to do with team, you humorless fuckwaffle.

 

Plenty of other posters have posted funny stuff aimed at my “team” (whatever the fuck you assume that to be).

 

But you consistently post stuff that’s not only not funny, you actually choose to post things that have negative humorous value.

 

And it’s not that the stuff you post is even offensive or gross - it’s just like stuff that’s the product of a poorly made robot’s attempt to mimic human comedy.

 

I’m not mad about it. I’m genuinely confused, curious, and frankly concerned that anyone with an IQ above room temperature finds any of the things you post in this thread even slightly funny.

 

That’s why I asked if you were doing a bit - that I could at least understand.

 

Finding the garbage you post in this thread funny? Not even close to understanding.

 

 

[maninblack 7975]

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

*dying

[Biff Tannen 46061]

This thread is a beating.  What a failure.

[HenryJames 67116]