Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Bullneck 19513]

On 7/27/2024 at 6:13 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Bacon, egg, and cheese croissant with freedom fries is legit LOL.

[Dutchrudder 11241]

[BearSchlong 8238]

[TexPx 2335]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[PRONG HORN 3219]

 

 

Portland shorthair learns to get along

 

 

 

[honolulu horn 6227]

That woman sounded like an idiot. Kamala is still going to win the presidency. 

[brakeman 28749]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

 

 

[Brisketexan 106876]

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

He ain't wrong.  I think that a rather large percentage of the energy and enthusiasm is from people under 65 thinking "it's about goddamned time."

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[C-Man 27777]

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Cross posting this one because the actors in this video look like they’re having way too much fun pretending to be all creepy and weird.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

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[Biff Tannen 46158]

20 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Weird

[TexLonghorn 5737]

[PRONG HORN 3219]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Weird

 

[Dutchrudder 11241]

[Biff Tannen 46158]

6 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

No, it's actually perfectly normal if you knew anything about psychology or sociology, but cool.

[LTbear 4213]

Pronghorn tries so hard. Seeing all of the far right desperately flail about as they try to find something that sticks has been so damn hilarious. 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Is that Lester Holt? 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46158]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is that Lester Holt? 

That is fucking great

[MissingInAction 25555]

13 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Pee Wee German

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[Ted Lange 16407]

This is the boxer that got barely hit by another woman and quit and claimed her opponent was a dude.

 

 

[PRONG HORN 3219]

3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Don't you live in Texas?  How hard can the concept of bi-racial be for you?  There are literally millions of us, just in Texas.  You live, work, and play/travel among folks like this everyday.  When I'm around one side of my family, I eat differently and speak in a different language than I do with the other side where I eat more blandly and speak the King's.  

When I am presenting before a group of Hispanics, I speak in Spanish and take on certain mannerisms than I do when I present before a group of Anglos.  It's not a conspiracy, dude. 

You ever walk into a store or restaurant hungover?  And you're cranky and tired and pissed, but you need food?  And then you get up to the register and raise your head and smile and speak in a calm, polite voice.  Similar thing except its in our blood, not just our social interactions.  Ever been talking to an obviously "slow" group of East Texans and you kinda consciously dumb down your vocabulary and really lower the bar on what you consider to be interesting or funny?  Everybody adapts every day in almost every situation.  Well, being bi-racial isn't much different...we're not in denial about the other half at any one given time..we're merely embracing one aspect of our soul before moving onto the next facet at the next thing, and the one after that.  I don't get how educated people in Texas don't get this concept.  I expected it from hicks in Wyoming or Missouri, but Texas?  

[aggie08 21793]

You're really going to waste more bandwidth struggling with a concept that most of us grasped when we were 8 years old? Have at it I guess.

[Dutchrudder 11241]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

ehh...probably not a great example to use

[BearSchlong 8238]

[BearSchlong 8238]

Apparently this is a real product.

And website is epic!

https://www.jdjellycouchlube.com/

[PRONG HORN 3219]

 

 

 

Which one of you is this guy?

 

 

 

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[SydneyCarton 49477]

11 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

ehh...probably not a great example to use

Actually, that’s what makes it perfect. 

[LTbear 4213]

14 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pronghorn, legitimately, yes or no: are you too stupid to understand that "bi" means "two"? Are you seriously that moronic? I'll take your silence as a "yes."

[ROFL BOX 6655]

13 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Apparently this is a real product.

And website is epic!

https://www.jdjellycouchlube.com/

❇️

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[HenryJames 67326]

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[Dutchrudder 11241]

Fucking weirdo

 

 

[ROFL BOX 6655]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I guess Howard University is an H.I.U. & Alpha Kappa Alpha is an Indian Sorority?

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