Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Goredho 17374]

On 1/9/2019 at 5:56 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

American Dysentery X

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I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂 

Edited January 13, 2019 by GRHorn

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[Brisketexan 104789]

I can’t stop laughing at this.  

Goddamit...me neither. And my dad’s a proud EP High grad, class of 55.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23366]

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On 1/12/2019 at 10:41 AM, HenryJames said:

 

It's piss.

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This one is good too.haha

[Goredho 17374]

This is satirical, right?

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On 1/6/2019 at 9:21 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Nah, it'd probably just be about pierogis and snow and shit.

Poland would like a word about pierogis.

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On 1/9/2019 at 3:46 PM, Fozzz said:

In Turtledove's book Southern Victory, the CSA would have been fascists, not communists. Which is sad only one good song came from the fascists, while communist seems to make way better songs.

[TexasMan 10838]

whoopsie daisy 

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 104789]

This is satirical, right?

America? Yes, it clearly is.

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And end?

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[Brisketexan 104789]

Jesus.  I don't care who you skewer, just be funny, not breathtakingly fucking stupid.  That's all I ask.  In this time of shittiness, I don't think that's too much to ask.  But apparently, it is.

[Bama Chick 28596]

See? So unfunny it hurts.

And calling someone dumb while committing a grammar error is the funniest thing about that and it wasn’t intentional lol.

Can anyone read what stupid site those came from from those super patriotic logos?

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1 minute ago, EMAWesome said:

Okay, see, THAT one's funny.

[TexasMan 10838]

Sounds hot 

 

 

 

 

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[Napoleon 8634]

15 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

The above post reminds me of this....

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This may be a faux RW site, but they only drop comedic bombs every once in a while. (This one is gold!)

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21 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Hermilo was not a DACA "recipient," and how can Josh still talk?

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I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of a non exploding Hindenburg.  Didn't know it proudly sported swastikas.

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I thought that this was the best meme about the Fat House's choice of Fast Food for honored guests...

[Guest Lobo]

On 1/16/2019 at 10:41 AM, EMAWesome said:

and end what happened?  

[Born to Run 6568]

Uh oh Happy learned to putt.

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Oh shit, I've somehow missed this thread. I had assumed that all the vocal Trump supporters (er, Johnson supporters) had just left the CR permanently. Had no idea they were hiding in here. Guess it makes sense though.  

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On 1/16/2019 at 10:45 AM, EMAWesome said:

DACA: Began accepting applications on August 15, 2012.

Joshua Wilkerson: murdered on November 16, 2010.

If you're going to politicize a murder,  make sure that the program you are demonizing at least existed at the time of the crime.  Y'all are all so fucking dumb, I swear.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Chuckie Finster

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He also molested your sister.  

[Fozzz 152]

28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

DACA: Began accepting applications on August 15, 2012.

Joshua Wilkerson: murdered on November 16, 2010.

If you're going to politicize a murder,  make sure that the program you are demonizing at least existed at the time of the crime.  Y'all are all so fucking dumb, I swear.

Also, when did Ana Navarro become a democract?  

[Fozzz 152]

Following all the furor I decided to watch the Gillette commercial expecting that Gillette was arguing that all men should have their balls cut off or something, and lo and behold, it was fairly anodyne and merely made the point that sexual harassment and bullying are not good.

I don't know how to take the backlash other than conservatives believe that being a rapey, abusive piece of shit is an essential part of manhood.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Fozzz

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51 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Following all the furor I decided to watch the Gillette commercial expecting that Gillette was arguing that all men should have their balls cut off or something, and lo and behold, it was fairly anodyne and merely made the point that sexual harassment and bullying are not good.

I don't know how to take the backlash other than conservatives believe that being a rapey, abusive piece of shit is an essential part of manhood.

I enjoyed watching a conservative friend get all bent out of shape about how the commercial says "some" men already are getting with the times.  He pointed to the precise meaning of the word -- "a small number."  And he explained how pissed his is that the ad implied that MOST men are NOT with the times and anti-rape etc.

I replied "you tell 'em!  Signed, a member of an ethnicity that the sitting president said were rapists and murderers, and only SOME of us were good people."  I doubt he'll agree with his own position for much longer.

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*assumed were good people.

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1 hour ago, Fozzz said:

Following all the furor I decided to watch the Gillette commercial expecting that Gillette was arguing that all men should have their balls cut off or something, and lo and behold, it was fairly anodyne and merely made the point that sexual harassment and bullying are not good.

I don't know how to take the backlash other than conservatives believe that being a rapey, abusive piece of shit is an essential part of manhood.

Yeah.  And lest we forget, sexual harassment and bullying are the low hanging fruit/minimum admission tickets to being descent human beings.  The fact that we need to be reminded of it is pretty sad  and that there is a commercial which points this out and has been criticized is just stupid.

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3 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Yeah.  And lest we forget, sexual harassment and bullying are the low hanging fruit/minimum admission tickets to being descent human beings.  The fact that we need to be reminded of it is pretty sad  and that there is a commercial which points this out and has been criticized is just stupid.

We’re a Christian nation, yo!

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We’re a Christian nation, yo!

You're right. And WWJD?...

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I enjoyed watching a conservative friend get all bent out of shape about how the commercial says "some" men already are getting with the times.  He pointed to the precise meaning of the word -- "a small number."  And he explained how pissed his is that the ad implied that MOST men are NOT with the times and anti-rape etc.

I replied "you tell 'em!  Signed, a member of an ethnicity that the sitting president said were rapists and murderers, and only SOME of us were good people."  I doubt he'll agree with his own position for much longer.

Just sell your product. Don't give your moral compass on the way the world should be. FFS, you lefties are endless.....

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Just sell your product. Don't give your moral compass on the way the world should be. FFS, you lefties are endless.....

Yeah....it’s not like anyone markets anything with rah rah wave the flag and such.
One thing is certain: in the whiny pussy snowflake hall of fame, the modern American “conservatives” have their own damned wing.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....it’s not like anyone markets anything with rah rah wave the flag and such.
One thing is certain: in the whiny pussy snowflake hall of fame, the modern American “conservatives” have their own damned wing.

You need to switch from Pearl to Shiner.