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#11864
  • Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet
Holy....who did this?? 🤣🤣
  • 4:41 PM · Sep 18, 2026
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    #11866

    Nowhere else to drop this.

    Received a fundraiser SMS... Have absolutely Ø idea who sold them MY number.

    I suppose sometimes it DOES actually work, @blacklab .

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    #11875
    9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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    it's sad because you know someone extremely dumb or vulnerable signed up to join and will be killed because of this effort. for a 'war' we absolutely should not be fighting

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    9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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    You know Corps turds you can just enlist now if you want. You don't have to be officers.

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    #11880

    Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

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    Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now...

    WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was

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    #11881
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    Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Im...

    WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres

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    #11885
    • ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow
    Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas2
    • 8:08 PM · Sep 29, 2026
    • Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur · Sep 29, 2026
    A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

    Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

    Smith denies it.

    Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

    Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

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