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Those two guys stir up as much hate of other people as just about anyone.

Such a fucking beating...  Both of them.

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The left is trying to address the FUCKING MASS MURDER PROBLEM.

Not sure why the right isn’t concerned about it, maybe you could tell me? 

The left is focused on attempting to deploy its elite compassion forces and leverage enlightenment that would allegedly stop such tragedies.

 

They are unproven in  real world application, but sound awesome in the classroom or if one is high AF..

 

If one does not fully endorse said remedies, they support mass murders and shootings.

Edited March 19, 2019 by slorch

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Okay slorch, what should be done about the string of maniac bombers and shooters? 

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https://www.theonion.com/scientists-discover-dangerous-link-between-book-learnin-1833405845 

Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk

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TUSCALOOSA, AL—Confirming decades of speculation concerning the potentially disruptive effects of runaway literacy, scientists at the University Of Alabama published a study Tuesday establishing a definite and potentially dangerous link between the practice of book learnin’ and increased back talk. “According to our data, processing information from these highfalutin’ books has a direct correlation to getting a little too big for your britches and turning into a real sass-back,” said professor and co-author Jedediah Lee Lutz, noting that participants who gleaned moon-eyed ideas from reading were much more likely to get notions way above their raising. “There appears to be a clear connection between book learnin’ and acting like you plum don’t got no horse sense.” Lutz recommended that concerned authority and parental figures simply smack them book talkin’s right out the offending party’s fancy little mouths.

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18 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The left is trying to address the FUCKING MASS MURDER PROBLEM.

Not sure why the right isn’t concerned about it, maybe you could tell me? 

I thought the left considered overpopulation to be a problem.  Make up your damn minds.

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7 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

It's funny because it's a Republican making a sophomoric joke about how ostensibly the Dems need adult supervision.  Very meta.  

 

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She ain't gonna make it to no electoral college.  Moose out front...

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1 hour ago, EMAWesome said:

Stupid oozes from this choad. 

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That's just good stuff

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5 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Change this to Trey Gowdy and replace "Trump" with "Hillary."

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I mean, you judge for yourself if this is satire. 

 

 

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Edited March 25, 2019 by Johnny Sack

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Edited March 25, 2019 by TexasMan

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On 3/24/2019 at 11:51 AM, TexasMan said:

 

Is this here in Portland? I see those everywhere

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