Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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that cunt’s pretty funny. 

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I'm not sure she's very warm either.

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yikes

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Bet she's super hot.

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SACRAMENTO, CA—Claiming she had been keeping a cautious eye on him from the moment she sat down, local woman Rebecca Marinelli confirmed Thursday that she anxiously reached for her cell phone after a suspicious-looking black man told her the soup of the day was minestrone. “I just didn’t like the look of him, lurking around in that apron, and then he came right up to me, pulling out a pad of paper and asking if I would like anything to drink,” said Marinelli, who reportedly exchanged nervous glances with her friend across the table and quietly dialed 911 after seeing the strange man go up to people at another table and ask them for money. “I have no idea why he’s here. He isn’t buying anything. God, my heart was in my throat when he came over here and asked if he could refill my water. I even tried to take a video on my phone for the police, but it was too hard to see his face behind the trays of food he was carrying.” At press time, sources reported that police arriving on the scene had pulled their firearms and slammed the suspect onto a table after he produced a threatening packet of oyster crackers.

 

http://local.theonion.com/woman-nervously-reaches-for-cell-phone-as-suspicious-bl-1826116847

Edited May 20, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

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1 hour ago, EMAWesome said:

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I think this might be a photoshop.

No way this thug would stoop so low as to accept a hug from that animal.

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Please, haven't you heard using the term animal to describe a human being is insulting and demeaning.  You must use the term originally concocted by the left, superpredator.

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Most unfucking American thing I've seen in a long time.

 

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The most unexpected (and welcome) guest at your next cookout: Carrot dogs

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HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS in Emoji:

Edited May 31, 2018 by burntorangebongos

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Edited June 3, 2018 by Brothahorn

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On 6/1/2018 at 10:06 PM, EMAWesome said:

Accurate.

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On 6/2/2018 at 9:57 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Samantha Bee wants to bang her too.

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8 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

So if knives are outlawed only Muppets will have knives?

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