Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[miguelito 11452]

And just because one person is more qualified, doesn't mean that the other person is unqualified.

[Brisketexan 106674]

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

And just because one person is more qualified, doesn't mean that the other person is unqualified.

Dude.  These are people who believe Donald Trump over people with multiple degrees and decades of experience in, well, every single field imaginable.  Medicine, climate science, space, military strategy, healthcare, ad infinitum.  "Nobody knows more about X than me" is his fucking catchphrase.  You don't get to gobble that knob AND tout someone being educated as a marker of knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

[elfenix 34662]

[TexasMan 11384]

8 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Bottom right is wrong. It's "literally Hitler". 

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[Guest]

On 5/16/2019 at 5:28 PM, elfenix said:

It's funny and I laughed.  Very well placed humor.

 

If a white dude was wearing it, people would be uphauled.

[brown water 3787]

And there it is. The victimization mentality that feeds today’s MAGA crowd. Congratulations for being able to rise above if only for a fleeting moment. 

Edited May 18, 2019 by brown water

[Guest]

41 minutes ago, brown water said:

And there it is. The victimization mentality that feeds today’s MAGA crowd. Congratulations for being able to rise above if only for a fleeting moment. 

Victims that cannot get into our country freely...

 

That was the point, homey.

 

Again, i laughed.  I have Mexican friends, after all.

[EMAWesome 101]

[tucker 238]

Could be a number of posters here 

 

 

[maninblack 7975]

[Bojack 2087]

On 5/18/2019 at 9:00 AM, EMAWesome said:

Or if he said something like, "Take the guns first, go through due process second."  Remember that and how the liberals all reversed their positions?  You're so right.  Don Draper laughing at the libtards.  haha.  

 

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[maninblack 7975]

nm

Edited May 21, 2019 by maninblack

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[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

40 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

chapter 1: be #46 in health care

chapter 2: be # 50 in education

chapter 3: be #45 in economy

chapter 4: be # 45 in crime and corrections

chapter 5: be # 45 in opportunity

 

We are executing our plan to perfection

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Guest]

On 5/24/2019 at 1:09 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

chapter 1: be #46 in health care

chapter 2: be # 50 in education

chapter 3: be #45 in economy

chapter 4: be # 45 in crime and corrections

chapter 5: be # 45 in opportunity

 

We are executing our plan to perfection

 

If Texas is #45 in "opportunity," we are straight up killing it as a country.

Edited May 26, 2019 by slorch

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

If Texas is #45 in "opportunity," we are straight up killing it as a country.

(the dude is labeled Alabama)

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Illiterati here.

 

My mistake.

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[Fozzz 152]

why is his head just wide open like that?  Can't be healthy.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Fozzz 152]

lmao.  I thought this person was a lib for a second but it's just a conservative parroting lib arguments in a new and hilarious context.

 

 

[David Dennison 19442]

But seriously, no human needs a billion dollars.

[Fozzz 152]

How misogynist, David.  

[Incredulity 11862]

53 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But seriously, no human needs a billion dollars.

Except for a few select members of the Politburo, right comrade?

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[EMAWesome 101]

On 5/28/2019 at 4:43 PM, David Dennison said:

But seriously, no human needs a billion dollars.

No human needs an internet site devoted to college football teams either.

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[williemackgarza 1826]

Fucking aesome