Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

He owns himself!

Is that your avatar's son?  

[NWBuck 8,549]

Delete post, ban user 

Edited August 19, 2019 by NWBuck

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Some kind of network graph representing the 2020 Democrat primary.  I don't know what it means but it would look pretty good on a wall in a living room or study.

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[Parliament 14,159]

4 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

So meta

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[zork 629]

double posting here as well as on the Trump thread.  

 

 

 

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[Chad Fuck 17,594]

Have we done these?  Seems like we should do these:

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[GRHorn 105]

Might have shared this before. 

 

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2 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Not even close to accurate. You’re peddling lies again. 

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[TexLonghorn 5,649]

Weird - I thought the Republican view was that celebrities should stay out of talking politics.  Unless you're Kid Rock or Tim Allen, of course.

Historical footage of Clint Eastwood directly addressing everybody who cares what he has to say:

Edited August 22, 2019 by TexLonghorn

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Oh, sorry, sorry - meme thread, right...

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[burntorangebongos 10,710]

This is good. Too bad twitter suspended the guy.

 

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double post.

Edited August 24, 2019 by burntorangebongos

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[TexasMan 10,849]

Krazy Karen does politics:

 

 

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Trump Orders Americans To Stop Eating Chinese Food (from the Daily Nooze)
 

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As part of his ever-escalating trade war with China, Donald Trump has ordered Americans to stop patronizing Chinese restaurants.

“If they think they can outsmart me, they better think again,” said the master negotiator. “I am hitting them where it hurts, in the stomach. This was always my nuclear option and I’m using it. No more family nights at the local Chinese restaurant … no more takeout.”

Following Trump’s latest directive, which he put out in a tweet, a few staff members gently tried to explain to Trump that the People’s Republic of China does not own any restaurants in the United States, let alone Chinese restaurants; that this boycotting of Chinese eateries will have no effect on our adversary.

“Maybe not,” said Trump, “but it will severely cut down on the food they export to our country. Where do you think all those Peking ducks come from? And those fortune cookies? And that special, secret sauce for General Tso’s chicken? … China.”

It remains to be seen if Americans will give up their love of Chinese food. Already several Jewish organizations, including the Jewish Federation of North America and the National Council of Jewish Woman, have come out strongly in opposition to the proposed ban.

 

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/8/24/1881141/-Trump-Orders-Americans-To-Stop-Eating-Chinese-Food

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This one was good:

 

 

 

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Hooo, boy. I had to look twice to see if that was his real account.

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You almost had me.

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It was good, wasn't it?!

[gyroprotagonist 2,591]

Pretty obvious fake.  Trump would have @TuckerCarlson i his tweet

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[Chad Fuck 17,594]

Buying land is bad for the environment?

That second one I’ll give you though.

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Okay. I have a new favorite.

 

 

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Might be too CR for the aggy thread