Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[maninblack 7975]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[elfenix 34754]

TIL jenn sterger is still hot

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Brisketexan 106952]

38 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Are you really dumb enough to think that's funny, or some sort of gotcha?

I mean, heaven FORBID that anyone who has been struck with good fortune...use his money, power, and position to draw attention to the issues of those without his voice and power.  Or hell, among the points that he's making is that he can sign a $365 million deal....but when he drives home from a game, he's more likely to get pulled over and have his ass beaten than any of his white teammates.  That's a pretty powerful fucking point, actually.

Jesus.  That you think that this is remotely funny or makes some sort of point proves that you are one of the shittiest human beings I have ever encountered, in real life or on the internet.

"Hey, fellas, look here -- here's a rich negro!  And he's daring to speak out for other negroes!  Let's mock him!  He's rich now, so he should just shut up and play/dance/do what we say!"

God, you are a tremendous piece of shit.

[Michael Knight 13238]

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Are you really dumb enough to think that's funny, or some sort of gotcha?

I mean, heaven FORBID that anyone who has been struck with good fortune...use his money, power, and position to draw attention to the issues of those without his voice and power.  Or hell, among the points that he's making is that he can sign a $365 million deal....but when he drives home from a game, he's more likely to get pulled over and have his ass beaten than any of his white teammates.  That's a pretty powerful fucking point, actually.

Jesus.  That you think that this is remotely funny or makes some sort of point proves that you are one of the shittiest human beings I have ever encountered, in real life or on the internet.

"Hey, fellas, look here -- here's a rich negro!  And he's daring to speak out for other negroes!  Let's mock him!  He's rich now, so he should just shut up and play/dance/do what we say!"

God, you are a tremendous piece of shit.

Republicans can't comprehend empathy, if something isn't happening to them its literally not happening.

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Brisketexan 106952]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

 

Mostly non-murdering cops are the new "good cops."

Except, you know, while we acknowledge that not all cops are murderers, there's a big fucking difference -- ALL cops have, as their LITERAL JOB, the duty to stop crimes.

So, your stupidity is like a timeless river -- it always flows, and sometimes even floods.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

you aren't this dumb, are you? 

[SizzleChest 8314]

He's quite dumb.

[BNB 100]

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Rush looks better as a drag queen. Not sure if the nose is photo shopped or if he had it done.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[SizzleChest 8314]

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Rush looks better as a drag queen. Not sure if the nose is photo shopped or if he had it done.

That looks like the result of JoJo the Circus Boy inseminating Roseanne.

Edited July 28, 2020 by SizzleChest

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

say it again!

[GRHorn 105]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

[Brisketexan 106952]

^^^^

Dude, I would eat an In-N-Out triple, super fecal-vomit style, with a smile on my face, to erase this fucking year.

[ROFL BOX 6655]

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That would be so much better for Shag 'inside baseball' if the "W" was a "B".

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

wow4

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

no

[GhostOfTomJoad 9514]

[Parliament 14599]

^^^^
Dude, I would eat an In-N-Out triple, super fecal-vomit style, with a smile on my face, to erase this fucking year.

Who's to say you haven't already?

[ROFL BOX 6655]

He erased this year?

I haven't noticed any changes.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

[Chad Fuck 18158]

Deep inside America is a racist country trying to get out? Nah brah. Already did that. Back in your holes motherfuckers.

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Back with the rest of the poop, you gaping assholes! 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

[ROFL BOX 6655]

[SizzleChest 8314]

 

[ROFL BOX 6655]

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[Bullneck 19543]

On 7/27/2020 at 11:29 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you aren't this dumb, are you? 

H.L. Menken once said, "You will never go broke underestimating the the stupidity of the American public."

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[TexLonghorn 5737]

[maninblack 7975]

[maninblack 7975]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

H.L. Menken once said, "You will never go broke underestimating the the stupidity of the American public."

isn't that backwards?  overestimating, no? or underestimating the intelligence?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

aren't you college educated?

[Incredulity 11879]

This thread should be in LULZ.

 

Funniest thing on the Surl is Leftists getting their titties rustled by Memes.

[Bullneck 19543]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

isn't that backwards?  overestimating, no? or underestimating the intelligence?

Even worse: I think it was Mark Twain who said it.  

[TexasMan 11460]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

This thread should be in LULZ.

 

Funniest thing on the Surl is Leftists getting their titties rustled by Memes.

*Liberal posts meme in this thread*

Conservatives:

 

*Conservative posts meme*

Liberals:

 

 

[maninblack 7975]

2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

aren't you college educated?

Yes and there was a ton of leftist nonsense back then as well.