Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

yeah, there is a whole lot of Tom Hanks holding a robot shaped like a building lately.

[JimmyJames 12271]

21 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Go ahead & do a web search using the exact words noted in the meme.

Why should I have to do a web search in order to get a joke? That’s dumb.

[JimmyJames 12271]

I guess my point is I appreciate good Republican based humor, but lately now it totally sucks. Dennis Miller back in the day was pretty funny, but his shtick is tired now. P J O’rourke was a hilarious writer, but I bet now the wannabe nazi party members would call him a RINO.

Post whatever you want but it would be better if it was funny or at a minimum made sense.

Edited September 24, 2020 by JimmyJames

[Bojack 2092]

Dennis Miller was funny when he had the likes of A. Whitney Brown writing his material and he was anything but a conservative.  

[JimmyJames 12271]

Just now, Bojack said:

Dennis Miller was funny when he had the likes of A. Whitney Brown writing his material and he was anything but a conservative.  

He was an Arnold Schwarzenegger type Republican who voted for both of the Bushes and supported Herman Cain for president. 
 

You are right that he is to the left of the wannabe Nazi party currently calling itself the GOP.

[seven 1368]

20 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Why should I have to do a web search in order to get a joke? That’s dumb.

You don't need to if you have any memory of the Obama administration. 

 

I swear, you're the liberal version of Onboard 

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

On 9/21/2020 at 9:03 PM, purplepride95 said:

 

Hey now, they blocked a nominee because they could, and now they're going to ram one through because they can. Where's the inconsistency there?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Technically, it's a video within a tweet, but the raw smug made me chuckle.

 

[BearSchlong 8252]

I honestly don't know where to post this, but this seems like as good a place as any.

 

[maninblack 7975]

[GRHorn 105]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Message Board User 12409]

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

Look who finally understands humor in middle-age!  Good on you brutha!  

[maninblack 7975]

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Look who finally understands humor in middle-age!  Good on you brutha!  

I'm not a slave to lunatics. I laugh at all y'all. 

[Guest Lobo]

Great, most potential serial killers usually do.  You've finally posted something funny and took offense.  So great.  Fuck off, I hope you remain an unfunny piece of human shit for the rest of your life.  I tried to join you in one singular laughable moment but you fucked it up.  Eat a bag of shit.  This is why nobody visits you at the holidays you unfunny garbage pail.  

[JimmyJames 12271]

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

WTF is this supposed to mean? 

[JimmyJames 12271]

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Can someone please explain this one too? I mean how bad is the right getting at humor now? 

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 hours ago, Message Board User said:

So some cheezeball is putting his hand on the head of Amy. WTF? Y’all aint making any sense anymore. 

[workswithseed 2204]

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

Look who finally understands humor in middle-age!  Good on you brutha!  

If you say so.

[Prepuce of Doom 21295]

[Bullneck 19560]

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

WTF is this supposed to mean? 

Don't try to get into his head. Just neg him.

[JimmyJames 12271]

The right is getting better at humor and the left is worried about if if the right is a bunch of psychopathic idiots hell bent on posting idiotic memes that make no sense. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 hours ago, maninblack said:

I'm not a slave to lunatics. I laugh at all y'all. 

You laugh at your mushroom dick. We laugh at you. That is how it works. 

[workswithseed 2204]

12 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

You laugh at your mushroom dick. We laugh at you. That is how it works. 

You look at mushroom dicks, do ya?

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Brisketexan 107009]

Tom Hanks robot that turns into a building.

[seven 1368]

Yeah, that one is a mystery 

[elfenix 34775]

 

[Orale 1178]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

 

[purplepride95 6890]

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

I really don't understand what this means. Cooking up ideas? I wanna laugh if its funny.

[Brisketexan 107009]

4 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

I really don't understand what this means. Cooking up ideas? I wanna laugh if its funny.

.....or something like that.

I don't know, because, ummmm....yeah, I don't get it.

[workswithseed 2204]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Fuck yeah. I mean it was built in.

[seven 1368]

I looked around texags and figured out the pot one. I guess a right wing thing right now is saying Biden "called a lid", which means being done campaigning for the day. I think there is also a "keeping a lid on him" thing going on with this one too? 

[maninblack 7975]

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Ah, I get it.  'Cause it's a Toyota MR2 and those things cost like $35k while being super low to the ground.  

#iunderstoodthatreference

[elfenix 34775]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Ah, I get it.  'Cause it's a corvette and those things cost like $35k while being super low to the ground.  

#iunderstoodthatreference

ftfsurly

[Chooky 13341]

On 9/26/2020 at 9:46 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

[Prepuce of Doom 21295]

I'm not sure how the "s" in "penis" is supposed to work. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

6 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Biden in a cooking pot with a mini top hat.

I don’t get it. Explain.

[JimmyJames 12271]

I mean at least a couple times a week I get a text from a dipshit trump supporter guy I know that he sends out as a mass text about obummer and Killarey and while rarely is it funny it always at least makes sense. The dipshits on this board can’t even manage to pull that off?

[purplepride95 6890]

Those Canadians are savages 

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

But there's only one who actually does that, so the joke doesn't work.

[miguelito 11513]

9 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

Those Canadians are savages 

 

Take it to the parka room, you hosers!  Thank you.

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

But there's only one who actually does that, so the joke doesn't work.

 

I would ask how you know that, but lets just say it made me laugh man.  If I was serious about it, I would have put it elsewhere. I know its hard to relax about this shit sometimes, but its OK to just be silly every once in a while.  

[maninblack 7975]

[TexasMan 11464]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13256]