Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ok, I'm pretty high but is that Trump? is his IG hacked?

Nope, he posted that 7 years ago.

[TexLonghorn 5737]

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ACB is not a handmaiden. She is a commander's wife.

[DigglerontheHoof 21564]

I don't know the difference btw a handmaiden and a commander's wife but I do know she is one wackadoodle shit-house rat. 

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I think she would be like the senior “Aunt” whoever that was in the books.  

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I put this here since evidently it’s Jack on CSpan today. 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What? If the skeleton has a mask on, and must have when found out when they were sick which is the correct use of the mask. 

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Outcome

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[Guest Lobo]

Or you could just donate the last $10k to Eric Trump's charity and not have to pay the higher rate on it, enjoy the deduction, have a great time at the gala that the $10k donation affords you two comped tickets to attend, and be at peace that you helped one of the great philanthropic visionaries of the 21st century-Eric Trump.  

There are so many ways to make 2021 Blessed.  

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Team Trebuchet!

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Pretty good likeness.

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5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Team Trebuchet!

We can all say that Trebuchet has our best interests.

Also Roman catapult.

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i don't think i've ever heard eric say more than 2 words before.  and now i know why. 

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17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Team Trebuchet!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnawareApprehensiveBackswimmer-mobile.mp4

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1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

Well... that didn't go as planned.

[TexLonghorn 5737]

hm - glitch in the system?  Same method I've always used.  *shrug*

Spoiler

 

Edited October 30, 2020 by TexLonghorn

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Edited October 30, 2020 by burntorangebongos

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[gyroprotagonist 2597]

it's time for a spawn vs spawn coke off to settle this once and for all

[TexLonghorn 5737]

Madame Tussauds wax museum in Berlin:

“The US elections are imminent and we are making room for the next president.”

Video on their instagram post (second page)  https://www.instagram.com/p/CG-BnGCBiNK/

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26 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

it's time for a spawn vs spawn coke off to settle this once and for all

this is the debate america needs

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29 minutes ago, elfenix said:

this is the debate america needs

it would just end with them screaming "no, dad loved you less!" at each other while slapping at air

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it would just end with them screaming "no, dad loved you less!" at each other while slapping at air

which would be amazing

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14 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

No wonder, she wanted a Trump rally, not a picture with Ralph Northam, and Robert Byrd.

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[Guest Lobo]

I still don't get why an addict in recovery is funny but a guy using campaign funds for drugs who is actively whacked out of his mind on blow is considered a front-runner for the next GOP nomination for POTUS? 

I love a good coke meme as much as the next guy but I mean, the one time I've been at a private event (not campaign, this was a mutual friend's apolitical party) with Don, Jr. was here in Austin and he had more blow stuck in his beard than Tony Montana had on his desk.  He went to the bathroom as frequently as a gluten-free bulimic at a sourdough tasting.  Don't get me started on his eyes and mannerisms but by the looks of him, the drip in that guy's throat musta rivaled South Austin's Mom on Bukakke Night. 

Comedy works when you point out subtle observations or differences.  Making jokes about Hunter and Don, Jr. being cokeheads isn't funny unless you can point out some subtle nuance that makes one different than the other.  Ever notice comedians don't say, "Boy the food on Delta and American Airlines is really shitty, amirite?"  No, they pick one that's even more obviously shitty than the others.  That pecking order makes a difference.  You can't say, "Man that Cooldige and Nixon were shitty Presidents."  You have to pick the worse one and drill down from there.  It's okay, we'll workshop it.  We'll get you funny by the holidays.  

Edited October 31, 2020 by Lobo

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13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I've always said, like Ted Stryker...Trump has always had a closet drinking problem.  

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