Cowboys vs Jaguars

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Fuck Jason Garrett and more importantly, fuck Jerry Jones.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Fuck em  not watching 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

I am the most apathetic I have been about Dallas in a very long time. Maybe since the Campo years.

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

They''ll show up on the Red Zone channel I'm sure. Or maybe not. 

[Trey3216 15325]

Clappity Clappity Clap Clap 

[Radical Larry 28528]

6 minutes ago, crackamacgowski said:

They''ll show up on the Red Zone channel I'm sure. Or maybe not. 

They will when Jacksonville scores. 

[Mileslong 4714]

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

Maher 69 yard FG as the clock expires for a final of JAX 16 DAL 3

Garrett dances like Johnny Jolly

Edited October 14, 2018 by Surly Bevo

[Zavala 1384]

I hope dallas can get their shit together and beat JAX. The Texans are finally not sucking so bad and I want them to win the division. GO WATSON

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

I find myself looking for a silver lining and hoping that Garrett is shown the door after the season. However, that would put Jerry in charge of finding a replacement and I have zero confidence in that. Jerry is perpetually 3-5 years behind the rest of the NFL. He’s always chasing ideas- by the time he catches up, the league has already evolved and left his old ass in the dust... again. 

[Trey3216 15325]

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

Thanks for that extra kick in the nuts...

[txbroadcaster 110]

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, txbroadcaster said:

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

[txbroadcaster 110]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

He still practices it. Part of the Process. 

[Buzzrock 14871]

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

[taybo20 2815]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck em  not watching 

Honestly not sure why I’m going to watch today

[Buzzrock 14871]

Lotta leopard print. Some good, most bad.

[michaelpshayes 417]

nice that the fucking Buffalo Bills have 4 sacks on Deshaun Watson through the 3rd quarter ...whereas the purportedly awesome defense of the Cowboys managed 1 sack in 4 quarters plus overtime....

Edited October 14, 2018 by michaelpshayes

[El Diablo 4232]

What channel?

[Vic Mackey 46936]

14 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

What channel?

CBS.

[Chief21 49]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck Jason Garrett and more importantly, fuck Jerry Jones.

Great start to the thread! I'm down with this!

[SurlyBDR 22650]

You guys seem to seriously underestimate the power of having the right kind of guys on the team.

[LongestHorn 759]

Of course Conor McGregor is in the house.

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, LongestHorn said:

Of course Conor McGregor is in the house.

Rich losers stick together

[SurlyBDR 22650]

Dallas is about to get choked out. Fuck 

[LongestHorn 759]

rear naked

[taybo20 2815]

Zeke has a blue reflective eye shield today. 

[SurlyBDR 22650]

Jason Garrett and all his clapping experience should make good for tapping out instead of actually losing consciousness. 

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

GO ASTROS

GO JAMAAL CHARLES

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Zeke has a blue reflective eye shield today. 

He looked really goofy when he took that off and his hair and beard showed.

Also has a cute shiny back pad.

[Trey3216 15325]

Clap.  Clap.  Clap.  FG

[Vic Mackey 46936]

I love settling for FGs. That's how you win games.

[hookem48 4631]

nice call there Jax, and get your tight end's ankle broke

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Irving already making his presence known.

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Irving already making his presence known.

Yep 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

2 straight plays for Irving..... he's well rested....

Edited October 14, 2018 by Patrick Bateman

[South Austin 52144]

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

[Zavala 1384]

The ole fumble rooski

[Radical Larry 28528]

Dak with the Nordgren dribble. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, South Austin said:

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

I don't know Bob maybe. Look, I gotta go it's been great meeting you too.

Good luck with your firings. 

[mdmost 42863]

Nice throw

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Damn nice toss and catch.  TD Gallup!!!

 

Fuck.... dude, you have to get down that foot.  Coming back.

Edited October 14, 2018 by Patrick Bateman

[LonghornJudas 1090]

That's one hell of a catch.

 

Well...maybe not. Heck on an effort though.

Edited October 14, 2018 by LonghornJudas

[Radical Larry 28528]

Gallup!

[hookem48 4631]

nope

[Trey3216 15325]

Shit they’re gonna call that back 

[taybo20 2815]

Welp...too bad

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Dak with the Nordgren dribble. 

Was thinking the same thing. Nordgren dribbled for a TD tho I think