Cowboys vs Jaguars

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Fuck Jason Garrett and more importantly, fuck Jerry Jones.

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

Fuck em  not watching 

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

I am the most apathetic I have been about Dallas in a very long time. Maybe since the Campo years.

[ConferenceRoom 6,130]

They''ll show up on the Red Zone channel I'm sure. Or maybe not. 

[Trey3216 15,325]

Clappity Clappity Clap Clap 

[Radical Larry 28,528]

6 minutes ago, crackamacgowski said:

They''ll show up on the Red Zone channel I'm sure. Or maybe not. 

They will when Jacksonville scores. 

[Mileslong 4,714]

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

Maher 69 yard FG as the clock expires for a final of JAX 16 DAL 3

Garrett dances like Johnny Jolly

Edited October 14, 2018 by Surly Bevo

[Zavala 1,384]

I hope dallas can get their shit together and beat JAX. The Texans are finally not sucking so bad and I want them to win the division. GO WATSON

[Gucci_Suit 2,610]

I find myself looking for a silver lining and hoping that Garrett is shown the door after the season. However, that would put Jerry in charge of finding a replacement and I have zero confidence in that. Jerry is perpetually 3-5 years behind the rest of the NFL. He’s always chasing ideas- by the time he catches up, the league has already evolved and left his old ass in the dust... again. 

[Trey3216 15,325]

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

Thanks for that extra kick in the nuts...

[txbroadcaster 110]

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

1 minute ago, txbroadcaster said:

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

[txbroadcaster 110]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

He still practices it. Part of the Process. 

[Buzzrock 14,871]

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

[taybo20 2,815]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck em  not watching 

Honestly not sure why I’m going to watch today

[Buzzrock 14,871]

Lotta leopard print. Some good, most bad.

[michaelpshayes 417]

nice that the fucking Buffalo Bills have 4 sacks on Deshaun Watson through the 3rd quarter ...whereas the purportedly awesome defense of the Cowboys managed 1 sack in 4 quarters plus overtime....

Edited October 14, 2018 by michaelpshayes

[El Diablo 4,232]

What channel?

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

14 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

What channel?

CBS.

[Chief21 49]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck Jason Garrett and more importantly, fuck Jerry Jones.

Great start to the thread! I'm down with this!

[SurlyBDR 22,650]

You guys seem to seriously underestimate the power of having the right kind of guys on the team.

[LongestHorn 759]

Of course Conor McGregor is in the house.

[taybo20 2,815]

Just now, LongestHorn said:

Of course Conor McGregor is in the house.

Rich losers stick together

[SurlyBDR 22,650]

Dallas is about to get choked out. Fuck 

[LongestHorn 759]

rear naked

[taybo20 2,815]

Zeke has a blue reflective eye shield today. 

[SurlyBDR 22,650]

Jason Garrett and all his clapping experience should make good for tapping out instead of actually losing consciousness. 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

GO ASTROS

GO JAMAAL CHARLES

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Zeke has a blue reflective eye shield today. 

He looked really goofy when he took that off and his hair and beard showed.

Also has a cute shiny back pad.

[Trey3216 15,325]

Clap.  Clap.  Clap.  FG

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

I love settling for FGs. That's how you win games.

[hookem48 4,631]

nice call there Jax, and get your tight end's ankle broke

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Irving already making his presence known.

[Trey3216 15,325]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Irving already making his presence known.

Yep 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

2 straight plays for Irving..... he's well rested....

Edited October 14, 2018 by Patrick Bateman

[South Austin 52,144]

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

[Zavala 1,384]

The ole fumble rooski

[Radical Larry 28,528]

Dak with the Nordgren dribble. 

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, South Austin said:

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

I don't know Bob maybe. Look, I gotta go it's been great meeting you too.

Good luck with your firings. 

[mdmost 42,865]

Nice throw

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Damn nice toss and catch.  TD Gallup!!!

 

Fuck.... dude, you have to get down that foot.  Coming back.

Edited October 14, 2018 by Patrick Bateman

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

That's one hell of a catch.

 

Well...maybe not. Heck on an effort though.

Edited October 14, 2018 by LonghornJudas

[Radical Larry 28,528]

Gallup!

[hookem48 4,631]

nope

[Trey3216 15,325]

Shit they’re gonna call that back 

[taybo20 2,815]

Welp...too bad

[Gucci_Suit 2,610]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Dak with the Nordgren dribble. 

Was thinking the same thing. Nordgren dribbled for a TD tho I think