Avengers 4 - *Insert Preferred Title Here*

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

On 4/11/2019 at 4:36 PM, BERT said:

You can't hold it for 3hrs????

Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it.

During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss.

This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.

[Radical Larry 28,597]

When in doubt, whip it out.

[HenryJames 66,051]

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

When in doubt, whip it out.

imgur

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

It!

[NWBuck 8,564]

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

When in doubt, whip it out.

Atta boy, Ted Nugent 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

21 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

When in doubt, whip it out.

It worked for peewee Herman.

[ajax 2,615]

She seems delightful.

 

 

 

 

 

[henrygandorf 29,191]

it's like, she's trying to do a bit, but the bit's not working.

[Hornin04 261]

Stop posting shit like this or I'm going to be angry while watching every scene with her and I really want to try and enjoy the movie

[mdmost 43,001]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

She seems delightful.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

I like the line about if they can’t protect the world they can avenge it

[NOMAAA 1,696]

I doubt she did all of her own stunts. Or him either. But I don’t know. 

[atomheartbevo 89,662]

Does Alamo have a "no pissing in your cup under the table" rule?

Asking for a bunch of friends.

[mdmost 43,001]

I mean a 10 minute intermission just couldn't have been added? Even Godfather 3 had that. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

11 hours ago, mdmost said:

[Parliament 14,259]

I guess there's been a 5 minute "mashup" leaked. Russo's sent this note out to fans (no spoilers in it. I promise.):

[llanoflash 151]

maybe one of these would be the way to go:

[BERT 4,358]

16 hours ago, ajax said:

She seems delightful.

 

 

 

 

 

You've met her, haven't you? She turned you down, didn't she?

[ChickenSandwich 9,836]

Probably need a Lady J

1st Defense Industries Lady J https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000XT91D0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Bh5TCb6APXJVA

[UT_OB1 2,222]

Anyone read or watched the spoilers leaked today?

[mdmost 43,001]

No and do not post them in here unless you do the spoiler tag. Seriously, the movie is not that far away. 

[Drew 2,408]

On ‎4‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 9:46 AM, Parliament said:

I guess there's been a 5 minute "mashup" leaked. Russo's sent this note out to fans (no spoilers in it. I promise.):

Seen it.  Liked what I saw(I know, big surprise).

20 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Anyone read or watched the spoilers leaked today?

Depends on which ones...there have been TONS Of spoiler leaks.  Some fake/fan fic type ones, and other just trying to piece together stuff from trailers/TV spots/Leaked footage, ect...

[henrygandorf 29,191]

jesus christ it's gonna be a long week til next thurs.

[mdmost 43,001]

4 more sleeps, you miscreants. 

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

On 4/17/2019 at 10:27 AM, llanoflash said:

maybe one of these would be the way to go:

Maybe that’s what peewee Herman was doing and it was all a misunderstanding 

[ajax 2,615]

Review embargo ends tomorrow

[Fozzz 152]

On 4/17/2019 at 8:12 PM, mdmost said:

No and do not post them in here unless you do the spoiler tag. Seriously, the movie is not that far away. 

Nothing really that interesting in the leak besides the revelation of a Thanos sex scene. 

[Drew 2,408]

5 hours ago, ajax said:

Review embargo ends tomorrow

Which means the good spoiler ones will come out Wednesday.

[maninblack 7,974]

[Eastwood 4,394]

On 4/11/2019 at 4:36 PM, BERT said:

You can't hold it for 3hrs????

I'll be 5 beers deep by then, so probably no.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

If 50% of all things is good, why isn’t 75% better?  Or some other number?

[mdmost 43,001]

 

[Sejjr 3,246]

Not surprising, being a Premiere crowd, but the early reviews are overwhelmingly positive. 

[HookMD 37]

On 4/17/2019 at 12:07 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Does Alamo have a "no pissing in your cup under the table" rule?

Asking for a bunch of friends.

Fun fact.  They are called Texas Catheters...

https://www.amazon.com/texas-catheter/s?k=texas+catheter

[TrashMaster G 17,555]

17 hours ago, maninblack said:

Johannesburg, as a reference point, is six hours ahead of NYC.  It would be daytime both places for several hours.

[TexEx15 17,523]

I’m not going within a mile of Twitter searching for End Game reviews because you know some dickheads are just waiting to spoil it.  However, while waiting for the Rotten Tomatoes score they posted an article with first reviews on Twitter from the premier and by all accounts it exceeds expectations.  This movie will be the highest grossing film of all time by a long shot!

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/avengers-endgame-first-reactions-epic-emotional-endgame-exceeds-expectations/

Edited April 23, 2019 by TexEx15

[Sbbruin 21,853]

On 4/13/2019 at 1:13 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it.

During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss.

This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.

I don't know what it is, but soda makes me have to pee way more than water does.  No way I'm making it 3 hours.  But I can be in and out in seconds.  Going Saturday afternoon with the boy.

[ajax 2,615]

18 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m not going within a mile of Twitter searching for End Game reviews because you know some dickheads are just waiting to spoil it.  However, while waiting for the Rotten Tomatoes score they posted an article with first reviews on Twitter from the premier and by all accounts it exceeds expectations.  This movie will be the highest grossing film of all time by a long shot!

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/avengers-endgame-first-reactions-epic-emotional-endgame-exceeds-expectations/

So basically they're saying "you think you're ready, but you're not ready for what this movie throws at you."

Three days...

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

39 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know what it is, but soda makes me have to pee way more than water does.  No way I'm making it 3 hours.  But I can be in and out in seconds.  Going Saturday afternoon with the boy.

If your soda has caffeine, that would do it. 

[Sbbruin 21,853]

On 4/13/2019 at 1:57 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

It!

Out!

[Sbbruin 21,853]

On 4/17/2019 at 8:27 AM, llanoflash said:

maybe one of these would be the way to go:

And then you could just let it sloooowly empty out on the floor over the course of the rest of the movie.

[ajax 2,615]

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

[deech 2,275]

14 minutes ago, ajax said:

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

DO you even offseason bro? 2. days talking about piss is easy.

[utee94 15,823]

1 hour ago, deech said:

DO you even offseason bro? 2. days talking about piss is easy.

For Tom Herman, 2 days talking about piss is actually the ON-season.

 

[Js1 85,333]

3 hours ago, ajax said:

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

Captain Marvel pees standing up

[ajax 2,615]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

How do you know that Tony hasn't been pissing in his suit the entire time?

 

And in the DC Universe, at least the Shazam! movie had a scene with their Captain Marvel peeing.

[TexEx15 17,523]

98% on RT

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

39 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

98% on RT

Damn 2%ers.

Theres gonna be some destroyed urinal cakes this weekend.  That’ll be EPIC.

Edited April 24, 2019 by HornsOverIthaca

[Eastwood 4,394]

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

You just want to see what Hemsworth is working with.