Avengers 4 - *Insert Preferred Title Here*

[ajax 2586]

I've seen some cam footage of the movie on posted YouTube. Just the video titles are spoilers.

 

[CooterBrown 17875]

I can't believe they couldn't come up with something else other than another fucking dance off. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I can't believe they couldn't come up with something else other than another fucking dance off. 

I’m stunned that harvey fierstein and chaz bono were the winners.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I can't believe they couldn't come up with something else other than another fucking dance off. 

[TrashMaster G 17379]

4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I’m stunned that harvey fierstein and chaz bono were the winners.

Thor was robbed!

[ajax 2586]

In about 4 hours I'm going to stop drinking all liquids. And then for 1 hour before the movie, I'm going to sit in the sauna to dehydrate myself.

It's like I'm preparing for a weigh-in.

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

Imodium 

[TrashMaster G 17379]

16 minutes ago, ajax said:

In about 4 hours I'm going to stop drinking all liquids. And then for 1 hour before the movie, I'm going to sit in the sauna to dehydrate myself.

It's like I'm preparing for a weigh-in.

Seems like a diaper would be easier.

[PilotsError 2280]

 

[Fozzz 152]

Why do these fighting action figure movies need to be so long?  

Edited April 25, 2019 by Fozzz

[mdmost 42775]

mdleast sent me this. Best times to pee. Basically, 30 minutes in, an hour to 1.5 in. You need to pee during the final hour and a half, you're screwed. No spoilers other than a detail so you can spot when to go.

https://www.cnet.com/how-to/when-to-pee-during-avengers-endgame-bathroom-break-run-for-it/

 

[ajax 2586]

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You need to pee during the final hour and a half, you're screwed.

Coincidentally, I heard that the entire final hour and a half takes place at that giant waterfall in Wakanda.

[mdmost 42775]

And they introduce the newest Avenger, Hydro Man!

 

[Eskimohorn 5610]

Lot of thirsty motherfuckers in here.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

so? how was it... my showing aint for another 3 hours

Edited April 25, 2019 by kingkoopa6

[mdmost 42775]

Maybe time to start a "I've seen Endgame" thread? T-Minus 4 hours for me. 

Edited April 25, 2019 by mdmost

[ajax 2586]

Showtime's in an hour and a half. Half an hour on the treadmill and now half an hour into the sauna. No water since noon. I'm starting to get light headed lol.

The things I do for you Marvel.

This sucks. I've done worse than this but that was when I was actively training.

Edited April 26, 2019 by ajax

[ABSR 5289]

Just saw it.  Thought it was great!  We all want to see it again to catch things missed and because we really liked it.  13 year old boy said it is his favorite movie  of all time.

[mulletpelini 5209]

yeah sure but when did you pee/shit

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Holy shit.

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[Zepol87 9163]

Judy got back from seeing it. Great movie. I enjoyed the shit out of it and I'm nowhere invested in the story like some of you guys.

[ABSR 5289]

26 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

yeah sure but when did you pee/shit

New Jersey

Edited April 26, 2019 by ABSR

[kingkoopa6 8305]

bunch of clapping mofos in my showing. Maybe like 50 different times no lie 

[henrygandorf 29174]

yeah, people were losing their shit in my showing, but that’s typical here. 

definitely was awesome. i peed before so it wasn’t really an issue. they should not have been able to have a ‘got episode with the longest continual fight scene ever’ on the same weekend. 

gonna need several naps. 

[cdain3 3454]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, people were losing their shit in my showing, but that’s typical here. 

definitely was awesome. i peed before so it wasn’t really an issue. they should not have been able to have a ‘got episode with the longest continual fight scene ever’ on the same weekend. 

gonna need several naps. 

Legendary weekend

[mdmost 42775]

Definitely pee during the New Jersey part. If you miss that moment, just pee in your pants because you won't want to move. 

Edited April 26, 2019 by mdmost

[UT_OB1 2200]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Definitely pee during the New Jersey part. If you miss that moment, just pee in your pants because you won't want to move. 

Don't pee in the New Jersey part if you have a soul and care about character building.  

[mdmost 42775]

Go as soon as you see New Jersey and you're good unless you are a really slow pee-er. 

[Huckleberry 32685]

Do we need a spoilers thread?

 

Never mind, just saw it on tapa.

 

 

[mdmost 42775]

We have one. I Saw Endgame thread. 

[aggie08 21380]

7 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

bunch of clapping mofos in my showing. Maybe like 50 different times no lie 

Fuck movie theater clappers. Fuck them all to hell.

[Hook1997 5269]

about to watch it and these amateurs still ordering extra large diet cokes...

[BERT 4345]

19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

about to watch it and these amateurs still ordering extra large diet cokes...

Fucking diet coke

[mdmost 42775]

Hey bro, trying to watch my weight. You think I can have a extra large regular coke with this extra large popcorn with butter?

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Plan accordingly.  You don’t want to miss the New Jersey part, it’s the garden state.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

1 hour ago, BERT said:

Fucking diet coke

Coke Zero ftw.

[ajax 2586]

24 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Coke Zero ftw.

There's something in Coke Zero that makes me feel like I'm gonna throw up, and whatever it is it's not in Diet Coke. And quick Google tells me I'm not the only one.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

4 minutes ago, ajax said:

There's something in Coke Zero that makes me feel like I'm gonna throw up, and whatever it is it's not in Diet Coke. And quick Google tells me I'm not the only one.

More for me.

[PilotsError 2280]

Yeah, as soon as you see New Jersey on the screen, run to pee.  Come back quickly so you can see the conversation between Tony and the other guy.  It was nice.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

just piss in your empty cup.... 

[TexLonghorn 5587]

Google today: search for "Thanos" and click the gauntlet on the upper right.

Just fun - no movie spoilers.

Edited April 26, 2019 by TexLonghorn

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

12 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

bunch of clapping mofos in my showing. Maybe like 50 different times no lie 

If I were Thanos, those would be in the 50% that I would Snapture.

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Hey bro, trying to watch my weight. You think I can have a extra large regular coke with this extra large popcorn with butter?

And a Jr. A Jr bacon cheese. I’m trying to watch my figure 

[wutang75 434]

I haven’t scanned the thread so apologize if it’s been discussed but anyone seen it at IMAX or D-Box or any other special formats?

 

Considering the D-Box here in Plano.

 

 

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[TexLonghorn 5587]

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

Google today: search for "Thanos" and click the gauntlet on the upper right.

Just fun - no movie spoilers.

Don't know why I didn't just put the direct link...

Click the Infinity Gauntlet on the right side of the screen

 

[ajax 2586]

If you haven't seen the movie yet and you follow LeSean McCoy on twitter, don't read his tweets lol. Better yet, stay off twitter.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

8 hours ago, wutang75 said:

I haven’t scanned the thread so apologize if it’s been discussed but anyone seen it at IMAX or D-Box or any other special formats?

 

Considering the D-Box here in Plano.

 

 

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I’ve seen and recommend your Mom’s d-box

[wutang75 434]

I’ve seen and recommend your Mom’s d-box

I guess I’ll wait and bring your Mom up next time we discuss a movie at the drive in? Or something? Best I got.


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[Bookman 4610]

Watching it today at 2:30. Have avoided most spoilers so far, but assholes are posting shit on random Twitter accounts.

[SubliminalHorn 6648]

Loved it. Has entered my Top 10