2018-2019 San Antonio Spurs: Fuck Kawhi Leonard

[XYZ 2154]

That dunk looked awesome except for the ball not doing in part

[Hate 20232]

God fucking damnit. Piss poor offense...piss poor defense...piss poor passing...piss poor rebounding. There isn’t much else they can do worse.

[XYZ 2154]

Awesome way to finish the half, giving Denver an offensive rebound and dunk

[miguelito 11453]

This whisky I'm drinking is pretty piss poor as well.  Thankfully this is the end of the bottle.  Nasty.

[Kermit 3162]

Just now, Hate said:

God fucking damnit. Piss poor offense...piss poor defense...piss poor passing...piss poor rebounding. There isn’t much else they can do worse.

Oh yeah? 

[Gut Wagon 8214]

How many ways are there to get beat? That’s how many we’re seeing tonight. 

[F250 29181]

The Spurs will turn it around in the second half.

[MrBig 5617]

This game is giving me the same swan song vibes for Pop that the OKC loss game for Duncan had. 

[Blotto 23978]

They cant possibly play worse can they? Only down 13...they got this**

 

 

** prayer of a non spurs fan that took the Spurs on the moneyline tonight.

[Radical Larry 28816]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

This game is giving me the same swan song vibes for Pop that the OKC loss game for Duncan had. 

This game is giving me cirrhosis. 

[Kermit 3162]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This game is giving me cirrhosis. 

I think Hate might be passed out in a pool of urine and vomit.

Hopefully his own.

[Hate 20232]

Well, I do have a pool.

[Radical Larry 28816]

You have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. 

[Hate 20232]

Cannonball coming!

[Radical Larry 28816]

4 FGs by the starting five. 

 

4. 

[Kermit 3162]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

4 FGs by the starting five. 

 

4. 

I think that’s bad, but who knows. I’m drunk.

[MrBig 5617]

Put the shot clock on the floor and let the Spurs re-live their 1999 Finals game against the Knicks

[Hate 20232]

Like I needed more time to drink

[Radical Larry 28816]

Even the clock is bored with this game. 

[F250 29181]

Fuck

[Newdoc 3508]

Defense? We don’t need no stinking defense.

[Radical Larry 28816]

Just now, Newdoc said:

Defense? We don’t need no stinking defense.

Well, we don't have any offense either. 

[MrBig 5617]

Can we start the Hack a Plumlee?? 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

I love how Forbes is getting mugged over there with no call.

[Radical Larry 28816]

That lady behind Bill and Sean needs to shut the fuck up. 

[Pam Cummings 9827]

Just gonna roll over and die

[cabowabo 4646]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

That lady behind Bill and Sean needs to shut the fuck up. 

I just switched over to TNT for this reason. And now I’m turning the TV off. 

[F250 29181]

Game 7 and they have no fight in them, this is a sad day.

[Kermit 3162]

Welp, it was a mediocre season fellas. I’m going to rub one out and go to sleep. Someone start the off season thread.

[Hate 20232]

If you asked me about the execution of this team, I would tell you I’m in favor of it.

[hornfan785 569]

I just don't understand how they can suck so fucking bad tonight after how well they played just 2 days ago.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Love the foul on Millsap losing the ball on his own. Good eyes, ref.

[BradInATX 9208]

This season has to be Pop's greatest coaching job ever. We have two guys on our team who are above average, and just about everyone else is below replacement-player level.

Beyond the talent issues, if you said "name two high-profile players in the NBA who don't fit the modern game", Aldridge and Derozan would probably be 1/2 in the poll result. We don't have any real three-point shooters. Nobody can really create offense on their own. But we don't have great passers either.

I'm not even sure how this team made the playoffs. It's remarkable.

[MrBig 5617]

That Gay guy is flamin’ with those 3s

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Do we have a captain? I mean seriously. DDR, Gay, LMA? No one seems to want to take control and be that guy to get'em going.

I guess I'm just spoiled from the Duncan/Parker/Ginobili years.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

It’s a layup drill for Denver, as it has been for much of the series. We have zero rim protection, especially when LMA has to stay with Jokic outside. Can’t win this way. 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Kind of surprised that shot didn't go in for Jokic.

[Radical Larry 28816]

Rudy fucked up bad on that last possession. Should've waited and got the 2 for 1. 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Down 11.  Really does seem like it should be 25 or 30.

[cabowabo 4646]

Amazing that it’s only an 11 point lead. 

[Hate 20232]

Can’t believe it’s only 11 points....should be down by 30 right now. Time to make a drink a watch the final 12 minutes of basketball for me this year.

[hornfan785 569]

They can come back from 11 points down, right? Someone will finally hit some threes, right?

[MrBig 5617]

Fuck Valero and them taking away the free coffee promo

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Fuck Valero and them taking away the free coffee promo

Heb homes. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

22 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

I just don't understand how they can suck so fucking bad tonight after how well they played just 2 days ago.

I dont understand how all 15 guys on the roster can a suck on the same day.  O mean, I get missing tough shots and 3s can be streaky, but how many dam layups have rolled out 

[Pam Cummings 9827]

How does Marco not shoot a 3 there....

[hornfan785 569]

How does LaMarcus miss that wide open? Could have cut it to 6.

[Pam Cummings 9827]

And then he shoot when he has a shit angle and someone contesting....

[cabowabo 4646]

How many air balls is that tonight for Marco?

[LonghornJudas 1137]

That's a foul on Harris...