2018-2019 San Antonio Spurs: Fuck Kawhi Leonard

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Can’t hit shit.  

[Kermit 3156]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can’t hit shit.  

Or guard shit. Or pass for shit. Or coach for shit.

 

My only saving grace is this delicious St Arnold’s Summer Pils. 

Edited April 24, 2019 by Kermit

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

Could lose this one by 40.

[Radical Larry 28623]

Well, I'm off to watch some baseball. 

[kingkoopa6 8350]

and 1!

 

nope. Gay missed it 

Edited April 24, 2019 by kingkoopa6
Gay

[Hate 20108]

This is one of those games that Pop needs to empty the bench and find some players that want to compete.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

We got life!

[Blotto 23517]

40 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

This team misses more layups than any team I've ever seen.

I dont believe you. Primarily because your handle suggests you might watch the occasional Horns game. 

[kingkoopa6 8350]

That home cooking is hot tonight. Fuck refs 

[Kermit 3156]

Most Valuable Herpes.

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

This is one of those games that Pop needs to empty the bench and find some players that want to compete.

Can we get anyone from Austin there fast enough?

 

[kingkoopa6 8350]

If DD would hit threes. Man he’d get 50 a night 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

White Walker time.....

 

nevermind pop timeout 

[Gut Wagon 8073]

This series (make that season) was basically over as soon as Denver hit a couple shots and realized they have every advantage over our creaking hulk of a roster. We might survive Game 6, but right now I wouldn’t bet a dollar on it. 

[kingkoopa6 8350]

I’ll bet you $2 we win game 6

[Kermit 3156]

Pop should cancel dinner tonight.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Poop

[LTtxfan 49190]

50 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.

But Richard Jefferson is a legend in his own mind.  If you don't believe him he'll still tell you about it..... just watch him when he appears sometimes as a guest on ESPN NBA Show called "The Jump" with Rachel Nichols.....

Edited April 24, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Hate 20108]

Wood Rachael Nichols. She seems like she has sneaky big tits.

[HookEm 2467]

Yes, because she is fat.

[Hate 20108]

I think you mean phat.

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

32 minutes ago, HookEm said:

Yes, because she is fat.

Don't you judge Hate!!!!

 

[Kermit 3156]

This thread needs more tits.

[Radical Larry 28623]

[purplepride95 6890]

[Lat22 4014]

Fat lady warming up her voice.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

10 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’ll bet you $2 we win game 6

I'll take that bet. Who's bookie?

Edited April 24, 2019 by EvilCaseMcCoy

[cabowabo 4485]

Who wants to start up the off season thread?

[Kermit 3156]

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who wants to start up the off season thread?

Thursday, you’ll probably get your chance. Shit, I’d start it as soon as Rudy, Patty, and Marco check in. Denver should be putting up a significant run, Demar might be ejected, Lamarcus will be missing layups or worse yet 24 foot turn around jumpers, Pop will be planning dinner, and Poeltl will be playing his ass off.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.

Times this season when Rudy and DeRozan looked like legit all-stars. They’re old man games are now being smothered.

We’ve assembled 3 of the top mid-range shooters in the league. Imagine if we could bring in Sam Cassell and George Gervin in their primes.

[Hate 20108]

Fuck Sam Cassell!!

[kingkoopa6 8350]

saw something on line that rudy lost his grandma?

[Kermit 3156]

34 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

saw something on line that rudy lost his grandma?

Well now I feel like an asshole. Lucky for me, I've looked like one all my life. 

[LTtxfan 49190]

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

We’ve assembled 3 of the top mid-range shooters in the league. Imagine if we could bring in Sam Cassell and George Gervin in their primes.

 

Throw in a couple of the following great mid-range scorers:  Bird, MJ, Dirk, Kobe, The Mailman, Jerry West, and Havlicek.

Edited April 25, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Chad 1728]

Spurs by 17.

[Hate 20108]

I'm not quite sure what to do tonight.  They've won when I got drunk and they've lost when I got drunk.  I guess I'll get drunk tonight just to be safe.  I'll either be celebrating or mourning.

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

But HOW drunk were you when we won?  Shit faced or just buzzed.  There's a lot riding on this.... gotta get it right.

[Kermit 3156]

It’s whiskey night tonight boys! 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

Cancun on three!

[Hate 20108]

18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

It’s whiskey night tonight boys! 

We call those days that end in Y.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 4/24/2019 at 9:43 AM, cabowabo said:

Who wants to start up the off season thread?

Maybe this will work as a reverse jinx.  Like that time Dallas was planning their victory parade then lost.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I'm not quite sure what to do tonight.  They've won when I got drunk and they've lost when I got drunk.  I guess I'll get drunk tonight just to be safe.  I'll either be celebrating or mourning.

Maybe try heroine or shrroms or something different like that.

[Hate 20108]

18 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Maybe try heroine or shrooms or something different like that.

[LTtxfan 49190]

Go Spurs Go!!!!

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

0-0. 

We're fucked.

[ztejas 43454]

tempering expectations

tempering expectations

tempering expectations 

[Lat22 4014]

I don’t like Denver’s coach.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

up 10 early.. keep it up men!

[ztejas 43454]

As long as Denver misses every 3 they take tonight we should be good