Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[elfenix 34,332]

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NEWTOWN - When U.S. Rep. Jahana Hayes heard the first racist Zoom bomber tell her to “shut up N-word” during a videoconference with voters Monday, her instinct was to smile, to remain calm, and to make sure everyone on the video conference was ‘okay.’

 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/elections/article/After-Newtown-Zoom-bomb-Jahana-Hayes-vows-to-15644124.php

Edited October 15, 2020 by elfenix
i have no idea how to get the pic out of there it doesn't show up on the "smart" editor at all.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol nice going

[Neonmoon 38,130]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/patriot-front-preparing-after-trump?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

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Those are just some of the hundreds of messages exchanged by the members of Patriot Front, a 3-year-old white supremacist organization that has grown into one of the most active hate groups in the United States. The messages reveal a sophisticated network of extremists who are training for violence.

The men, who believe the United States is a nation that belongs only to white people, wear uniforms made up of bomber jackets, face coverings, and beige khakis, mandate weight loss and intense workouts, and regularly practice hand-to-hand combat. Some openly call themselves “supremacist” and revere Hitler and Mussolini.

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

meh.  sounds ms-13-y to me.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

I agree. An organization that gets busted for vandalizing sounds more like a gang to me. Grapevine. That's where there is a big outlet mall, right?

[atomheartbevo 89,787]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/patriot-front-preparing-after-trump?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

Extremists?  More like terrorists.  If these guys were brown and had Arab-sounding names, we'd have bounties on their heads and be sending in people to kill them.

[HenryJames 66,168]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Thank God, the Proud Boys were available this weekend to secure the Seat of the American Government, the U.S. Capitol.  Not sure who they think is going to invade Capitol Hill, but I'm sure your families are glad you skipped Sunday with them to be there to stave off the invisible threat.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9,937]

Read somewhere they’re registered D, but fuck it. Grafting jackasses. Off-brand Judge Smails.

 

Edited November 10, 2020 by TheStoicPaisano

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Read somewhere they’re registered D, but fuck it. Grafting jackasses. Off-brand Judge Smails.

 

Gritty says, "Hey! You found out didn't you?"

[Born to Run 6,569]

 

These fuckbois could use some better branding and style. Yuck. "Proud boys"
Wtf are you not men?
"No"

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,114]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Read somewhere they’re registered D, but fuck it. Grafting jackasses. Off-brand Judge Smails.

 

Which explains why they'd have autographed pictures of them with those guns that they are leaving with their tips to random waitstaff at area restaurants.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,587]

... and parlaying their act into a speaking slot at the GOP convention.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And using that same picture for their fucking Christmas cards.

They’re turds.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Double

Fuck The McKloskeys

[HenryJames 66,168]

 

[HenryJames 66,168]

 

[HenryJames 66,168]

Going to be a busy day.

[Ted Lange 16,138]

 

[SubliminalHorn 6,811]

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

And we’re worried about these slapdick dorks inciting civil war and a government overthrow?

[Beau Vine 54,413]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Over/under on the number of those guys who have kissed a female they're not related to: ZERO.

[mdmost 43,044]

I'm sure they've date raped plenty. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

Is that tjhooker in the middle?

[atomheartbevo 89,787]

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

These guys either really loved being in the locker room in high school, or they absolutely loathed it.

[BrickHorn 18,284]

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,223]

[gmr548 16,612]

 

Honestly the parallels between Cult 45 and aggy are striking

[atomheartbevo 89,787]

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Honestly the parallels between Cult 45 and aggy are striking

They don’t run out of points or ballots, they just run out of time.  Or their opponent is given too much time.   

[HenryJames 66,168]

@Bama Chick

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

A man in a dress or skirt is not what she thinks it is. The clothes don't make the man or woman. The human inside them does. Stop putting people in boxes Candace.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

CANDACE OWENS CAN CATCH THESE HANDS

My baby made history and he looked fine as hell doing it!

If she thinks libs are mean to her, she’s got no idea how vicious Harry Styles Twitter can be when you shit talk Harry.

Those bitches will hack her whole entire life.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And she’s lamenting the loss of “manly men”???

Look at the manlet she’s married to -




Give me this over that wormy piece of white bread -

[Francisco 2.0 32,426]

Yep, this is a man.  The most manly man ever.  I only wish I could be as virule and manly as he is:

 

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Oh and now we have Ben Shapiro and Ted Cruz in on it.

And Cruz’s take was particularly odious in drawing some kind of nonsensical parallel between Jeffrey Epstein owning a painting of Bill Clinton in a dress and Harry’s Vogue cover.

I’m surprised he didn’t bring up this -

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yep, this is a man.  The most manly man ever.  I only wish I could be as virule and manly as he is:

 

 

 

Good point.  He has a number of characteristics that appeal to his base that I understand.  I don’t agree but I see the appeal.  But masculinity or manliness is not one of him.
 I posted on another thread that of the 20 most cited traits or behaviors of the masculine, as defined by sociology.  He only possesses/engages in two of them—-far fewer than even the most ardent homosexual and even less than most women.  

just look at that fucking watch.  I know it’s expensive but who shows up to a golf game with a watch that looks like he stole it off his mom’s corpse.   

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

 

he wears a small watch to make his small hands look bigger.

 

It obviously doesn't work.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[ultimaton 2,982]

"Bring back manly men."

[Tom 2,959]

Post Malone doing a Nirvana cover tribute in a dress, something Kurt Cobain also wore.  But I'm sure Ben Shapiro could teach him some lessons on masculinity, like how to speak in a nasally prepubescent voice or how to keep WAP eternally dry.

 

Edited November 17, 2020 by Tom

[Cousin Strawberry 1,262]

20 hours ago, Lobo said:

Good point.  He has a number of characteristics that appeal to his base that I understand.  I don’t agree but I see the appeal.  But masculinity or manliness is not one of him.
 I posted on another thread that of the 20 most cited traits or behaviors of the masculine, as defined by sociology.  He only possesses/engages in two of them—-far fewer than even the most ardent homosexual and even less than most women.  

just look at that fucking watch.  I know it’s expensive but who shows up to a golf game with a watch that looks like he stole it off his mom’s corpse.   

Look at the roll of skin in between his watch and his glove.  He is a bloated corpse.

[Francisco 2.0 32,426]

2 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Look at the roll of skin in between his watch and his glove.  He is a bloated corpse.

Looks like he put that watch on in 1987 and has never taken it off.

Maybe his arm has grown around it, like a tree trunk does to a barbed wire fence.

[HenryJames 66,168]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,727]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Your face is too small for your head.

[Beau Vine 54,413]

[cactusflinthead 27,601]

 

[Born to Run 6,569]

These guys either really loved being in the locker room in high school, or they absolutely loathed it.

Loathed as freshman
Loved it as seniors

[Captainant 27,759]

Kenosha Shooter Kyle Rittenhouse Used COVID-19 Stimulus Money to Buy Gun

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In his first interview since his arrest, Kyle Rittenhouse told The Washington Post that he used government stimulus funds to pay for the gun that he later used to kill two people at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, this summer. “I got my $1,200 from the coronavirus Illinois unemployment, because I was on furlough from YMCA, and I got my first unemployment check so I was like, ‘Oh I’ll use this to buy it,’” he told the newspaper. Rittenhouse, who is 17 years old, said he paid an adult friend to buy the gun for him since he was underage. “I feel I had to protect myself,” Rittenhouse said. “I would have died that night if I didn’t.” The teenager, who’s been charged with intentional homicide and illegally possessing a gun, told the Post that he didn’t regret having a firearm that night. One of Rittenhouse’s sisters referred to the Kenosha demonstrators as “monsters.”

Jesus tittyfucking christ. It's a bingo card of terrible things

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Kenosha Shooter Kyle Rittenhouse Used COVID-19 Stimulus Money to Buy Gun

Jesus tittyfucking christ. It's a bingo card of terrible things

Is that why Trump played “YMCA” at all his rallies only after Kyle was laid off and starred shooting people?  Qanon minds want to know!

and the Iraqi dinar scam is fucking hilarious.  Working class Americans taking currency speculation advice from a guy who couldn’t figure out a way to make money selling steak, wine, and gambling to people in New Jersey.  You know how fucking hard you have to try to lose money with a legal sportsbook in East Jersey?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,898]

revaluate doesn't sound like a real word, but apparently it is