Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Ah, yes. Charlie Kirk, King of Ticky Tacky Little Boxes, discussing sexual anarchy.

Totally fits the simulation.

[WhatTheBuck 28,805]

Robert Fripp formed a band called the League of Crafty Guitarists.

8-string guitarist Charlie Hunter was in a band called T.J. Kirk. They only played songs by Thelonius Monk, James Brown, and Rahsaan Roland Kirk. I can’t help but think of them anytime someone mentions Charlie Kirk, who is a douche, but T.J. Kirk was badass. 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Man, I thought I had an uncanny gift to connect non-music topics back to bands/songs/artists I love...but you're on another level.

I've listened to T.J. Kirk and this whole time, I just assumed the guys in the band were huge fans of William Shatner (T.J. Hooker & Capt. Kirk) 

..............the more you know..............

I have to confess something, I have played a small part in helping Charlie Kirk get his start years ago at the Roaring Fork in Austin.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

I am VERY surprised music was promoting sexuality.  

[bolverk 29,728]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

34 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Man, I thought I had an uncanny gift to connect non-music topics back to bands/songs/artists I love...but you're on another level.

I've listened to T.J. Kirk and this whole time, I just assumed the guys in the band were huge fans of William Shatner (T.J. Hooker & Capt. Kirk) 

..............the more you know..............

I have to confess something, I have played a small part in helping Charlie Kirk get his start years ago at the Roaring Fork in Austin.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,805]

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I wonder if they ever take off their sunglasses. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,623]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

goddamit, Lenny, save some pussy for us

[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

This is just too good. Wish I could rep more than once. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I am VERY surprised music was promoting sexuality.  

lol

Funny thing is, I didn’t find last night’s halftime show all that “sexual”.

That was no WAP.

They’re using “sexuality” as a shield. They really want to say the show was too Black.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,129]

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

So I watched the halftime show.  I saw no fucking.  I saw no same sex shenanigans.  I thought Mary J Blige could've worn something a tad more flattering to her figure than she did.  I thought my big disappointment was that the low riders never bounced, but apparently I blinked and missed all the sexual anarchy, which I would've been completely in for.  Or is "sexual anarchy" a new incel term for "wrong color" and I missed the memo?

I gave that show a 9.5/10.  Would watch again.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Funny thing is, I didn’t find last night’s halftime show all that “sexual”.

That was no WAP.

They’re using “sexuality” as a shield. They really want to say the show was too Black.

Yep. Oh and white traitor Eminem kneeled. They didn’t like that. I really hadn’t even thought of that until today. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

So I watched the halftime show.  I saw no fucking.  I saw no same sex shenanigans.  I thought Mary J Blige could've worn something a tad more flattering to her figure than she did.  I thought my big disappointment was that the low riders never bounced, but apparently I blinked and missed all the sexual anarchy, which I would've been completely in for.  Or is "sexual anarchy" a new incel term for "wrong color" and I missed the memo?

I gave that show a 9.5/10.  Would watch again.

Exactly. The only thing remotely “sexual” about the show was Mary J Blige not being afraid to show off her full figure.
 

Other than that it was just “too black” for these assholes and it was so predictable that would be their response. I personally thought it was the best halftime show I had seen since Prince and U2. 

[Guest Lobo]

Was the two weeks of incessant advertisements about all these black rap and hip hop artists reuniting for this collaborative show not enough of a heads-up for MAGA nation?  It wasn't like the NFL said, "Be sure to watch the VISA halftime show with Michael Bolton, Barry Manilow, and Celine Dion singing all your favorite standards." and then bam, at the end of the 2nd quarter, a bunch of black dudes walk to the stage with Mary J.  and crank up the bass getting old white people everywhere madly upset.  

I didn't watch it, even though I am in league with sexual anarchy.  We had to take the kids home from the watch party and get 'em ready for bed.  But I woulda thought all the pushback would have been about Eminem taking a knee...not rap and hip hop artists singing their rap and hip hop songs like they, the sponsors, the commercials, and the NFL said they would.  Fucking white people.  Acting like they drove to Popeye's and got upset Popeye's didn't serve the Cracker Barrel menu.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,504]

 

[Chooky 13,319]

 

Try to imagine what a miserable existence it'd be that whenever you saw black people become a focal point at an NBA game or a football game and you start feeling resentment and contempt -- feeling like you're somehow losing ground. Bigotry is weird. And it's hard to distinguish which of these guys really feel that way or if it's just easy to sell to morons or both. Imagine having your entire week ruined because there might be a black James Bond.

[BrickHorn 18,289]

Capitalism always wins! Do you hear me, Lebowski? Capitalism will always win!

Edited February 14, 2022 by BrickHorn

[Foosters 17,889]

20 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

A clear violation of their 4th amendment rights

[Pig Bellmont 8,739]

14 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Try to imagine what a miserable existence it'd be that whenever you saw black people become a focal point at an NBA game or a football game and you start feeling resentment and contempt -- feeling like you're somehow losing ground. Bigotry is weird. And it's hard to distinguish which of these guys really feel that way or if it's just easy to sell to morons or both. Imagine having your entire week ruined because there might be a black James Bond.

Right wing politicians and opinion writers have been railing against rap since at least the 90s - “my heavens! They glorify violence!” It’s sad that this crap still drives clicks. Snoop and Dre are 50+ years old for Christ sake

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Right wing politicians and opinion writers have been railing against rap since at least the 90s - “my heavens! They glorify violence!” It’s sad that this crap still drives clicks. Snoop and Dre are 50+ years old for Christ sake

hope they never figure out that my favorite genre (brutal death/slam) has lyrics.

[WhatTheBuck 28,805]

They didn’t have any problem with Ted Nugent saying shit about using his machine gun on Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

 

Edited February 14, 2022 by WhatTheBuck

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

 

 

or Johnny Cash singing about shooting a man just to watch him die.

[Chooky 13,319]

17 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Right wing politicians and opinion writers have been railing against rap since at least the 90s - “my heavens! They glorify violence!” It’s sad that this crap still drives clicks. Snoop and Dre are 50+ years old for Christ sake

And they're the safest black guys entertainment has right now. All of them are Kevin Hart/Will Smith/Martin Lawrence safe. It'd currently be appropriate for any of them to co star with Adam Sandler in 'Grandma Farted 2' without scaring the market.  There were just too many of them together at one time. They're mostly irritated at the white executives who hand-picked them without whitening it up a little more. The people who constantly whine about "identity politics" are knee deep in identity issues. 

[fattyflattie 4,638]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I personally thought it was the best halftime show I had seen since Prince and U2. 

Same. Prince’s show is best I can remember. I couldn’t hear shit last night because the crowd noise but this one fucking jammed imo. I completely missed Eminem kneeling, somehow.  Was like being in a time warp, aside from Kendrick. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,504]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

It's sad that Kid Rock is their touchstone, isn't it?  He makes music for people who have to blow into a tube before they can start their cars.

[Post Oak 20,278]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Kid Rock looks like a reject from that Oklahoma stripper Netflix show.

[Chooky 13,319]

"I'm aghast at how leftist wokeism has infiltrated an American tradition like the Super Balls." I bet Charlie Kirk and Shapiro don't know shit about football. I bet Ben is still wondering what a safety blitz has to do with Rommel's Panzer Division while Kirk wonders what the Panzer Division has to do with Joy Division. 

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Kid Rock looks (and sounds) like Father Guido Sarducci sexually assaulted Geri from Facts of Life and made her carry the baby to term.

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22 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Kid Rock looks like a reject from that Oklahoma stripper Netflix show.

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Kid Rock looks (and sounds) like Father Guido Sarducci sexually assaulted Geri from Facts of Life and made her carry the baby to term.

For a while, Macaulay Culkin was doing a fantastic acting job of looking like Kid Rock

 

 

 

[elfenix 34,337]

[Bullneck 19,213]

Shots Fired At Democratic Mayoral Candidate In Louisville

Craig Greenberg said that he and his staff are "shaken, but safe" after a man opened fire in his campaign office.

Edited February 15, 2022 by Bullneck

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[Guest Lobo]

America made it 3 hours into early voting before an attempted mass shooting at a political location.  Damn, I had the O/U at Thursday after lunch.  

The nation must be all amped up with testosterone after last night's "League of Sexual Anarchy" on full display.

Sorry to crack wise, but nobody was hurt.  We all know what won't be the case before this election cycle is out.  Even if we don't admit.  

[Brisketexan 105,425]

Shots Fired At Democratic Mayoral Candidate In Louisville

Craig Greenberg said that he and his staff are "shaken, but safe" after a man opened fire in his campaign office.

Sounds like legitimate political discourse to me. Candidate shouldn’t be a commie libtard and this wouldn’t happen.*

* however, let’s not rule out the shooter being just a pissed off dude mad at the candidate for banging his wife. That’s always an option.

[Sawbonz 27,594]

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

or Johnny Cash singing about shooting a man just to watch him die.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

 

[Beau Vine 54,462]

I like the cut of Walter Masterson's jib.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I like the cut of Walter Masterson's jib.

he's the same guy that called Matt Gaetz a pedophile to his face and revealed MTG's 8-toe horror

[bolverk 29,728]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's the same guy that called Matt Gaetz a pedophile to his face and revealed MTG's 8-toe horror

Nah, you're thinking Jordan Klepper. This guy's doing the same schtick, but he's a different guy.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nah, you're thinking Jordan Klepper. This guy's doing the same schtick, but he's a different guy.

 

[Beau Vine 54,462]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

I guess it's too much to believe hope that someone punched him in the mouth and he had to get a new set of chompers?

SIAP

 

Edited February 16, 2022 by Mrs Whiggins

[Foosters 17,889]

[elfenix 34,337]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

these guys think red pills are manly. 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

these guys think red pills are manly. 

My qanon in-law was shocked as hell when I told her the whole red pill bullshit from the Matrix was a metaphor for transgender stuff, and that obviously the 4chan pranksters behind Q deliberately did it to troll people like her.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

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