Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

I would've ordered Bud Lights all fucking day, just to fuck with them. 

[The Royal We 3,072]

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Your golf buddies sound like fucking idiots. 

Coworker, not buddy... and he's a hardcore Southern Baptist so I wasn't all that surprised. But dumb af politically for sure. I remember this same dude talking about how much he loved the Palin VP choice.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Sounds to me that un…nihilism is as exhausting as nihilism.

Cowards.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Coworker, not buddy... and he's a hardcore Southern Baptist so I wasn't all that surprised. But dumb af politically for sure. I remember this same dude talking about how much he loved the Palin VP choice.

Loved Palin? FFS they truly are idiots. Please tell me this is some small mom & pop company stuck in the back woods of East Texas.

[Pancho 44,804]

 

[The Royal We 3,072]

JFC, what a broken human. He really showed them!

If he does all of this because Bud Light did a collab with a Trans influencer, just imagine what this great patriot would if someone tried to overturn the results of an election! Whoooo boy. What a bad ass this dude is.

[Captainant 27,669]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I would've ordered Bud Lights all fucking day, just to fuck with them. 

well who said that YOU have to suffer?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

35 minutes ago, Captainant said:

well who said that YOU have to suffer?

This.  There are a thousand reasons not to drink that swill and being trans-friendly or whatever isn’t one of them. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Okay, I like "The Jerk" meme, and I know sometimes I insist upon myself.  But for a Texas twist, we gotta make the meme from East Texas' proudest son, Linklater from "Dazed and Confused" and have Benny telling O'Banion "You just wasted another beer, man." 

Also, dipshit MAGA...does this mean the Busch Light Clash at the Coliseum is being canceled or woke?  

[Lurch 5,930]

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Your golf buddies sound like fucking idiots. 

It's something I've encountered quite a bit as I typically play alone and get matched up with others.  They always seem otherwise "normal" until one of them says something political and they all join in with the most asinine conspiracy beliefs.  I'm disappointed in society every fucking time.

I frequently get the impression that they slowly realize I'm not putting on my clan robe too and so they move on to something else.

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

8 minutes ago, Lurch said:

It's something I've encountered quite a bit as I typically play alone and get matched up with others.  They always seem otherwise "normal" until one of them says something political and they all join in with the most asinine conspiracy beliefs.  I'm disappointed in society every fucking time.

I frequently get the impression that they slowly realize I'm not putting on my clan robe too and so they move on to something else.

This is one of several reasons I hike instead of golf. 

[Lurch 5,930]

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is one of several reasons I hike instead of golf. 

Golf has an image problem, in that the image is mostly accurate.

[Beau Vine 54,230]

Whole thing is pretty good: https://www.theonion.com/budweiser-boycott-conservatives-explain-why-1850333952

[atomheartbevo 89,670]

5 hours ago, The Royal We said:

It never ceases to amaze me how much time/effort/anger is spent on these types of contrived outrage situations. I just can't imagine trying to keep up with all of this shit to make sure I was on top of the latest MAGAT outrage flavor of the day. Now Jack Daniels has gone woke too!

People who get outraged over what Fox News tells them to be outraged about have absolutely nothing going on in their lives.

Okay, responses to that video above...

[YGIFS 19,450]

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Whole thing is pretty good: https://www.theonion.com/budweiser-boycott-conservatives-explain-why-1850333952

Well, don't want to get into politics.  But it's good to see Steve Buscemi's kid learning a trade and then kicking back with a cold brewski.  

[UTCzech III 2,907]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Shocker...

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I would've ordered Bud Lights all fucking day, just to fuck with them. 

I would have taken it a step further and ordered BL be brought to them compliments of the "lady" behind them in the rotation. and when they point me out they'll see I have long hair and facial hair and they'll be confused as fuck

[YGIFS 19,450]

33 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Shocker...

 

Imagine walking into Topeka and screaming, "Only came here to do two things Kansas, smash some Busch Beers and smash some Busch Teens"  And people thinking, "Oh my that poor, deranged man."  Open up Topeka paper on Sunday, "Oh shit, he was totally fucking serious about both."  

Edited April 18, 2023 by YGIFS

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Only came here to do two things Kansas, smash some Busch Beers and smash some Busch Teens teen bush"

FIFY

[Foosters 17,856]

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/judge-orders-arrest-of-ammon-bundy-for-ignoring-lawsuit-over-false-claims-hospital-employees-were-kidnapping-and-murdering-children/

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The judge overseeing an Idaho hospital’s lawsuit against right-wing agitator Ammon Bundy has called for his arrest after his repeated failures to participate in the case.

Bundy was sued for harassment and defamation in May of 2022 by St. Luke’s Health System over what the hospital calls a “knowingly dishonest and baseless smear campaign” that falsely accused employees and doctors of kidnapping, trafficking, and murdering children in Idaho.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Yeah?  Well, joke's on him.  The last few drops are gonna be all tepid and bitter.

[Beau Vine 54,230]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

 

 

Edited April 21, 2023 by Longhorn_Fan68

[YGIFS 19,450]

Anheuser-Busch endured the Civil War, WW1, Prohibition, WW2, Craft Beer, and Tequiza.  

Somehow, I think they'll be around Kid Rock accidentally offs himself.  

[Pancho 44,804]

Mockery or violence thread?

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Mockery or violence thread?

 

 

[HenryJames 66,052]

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

That he even typed that phrase without any sense of irony is just chef's kiss.  

I wish I knew how to make up memes.  I'd send him one of the beer guy at the ballpark walking up and down the steps with that cooler around his neck.

"Tranny Semen!  Get your Tranny Semen!  Cold Tranny Semen!  Cold Tranny Semen!  Get it here!.............what you need my man?"  

[Blotto 23,511]

I believe that "I need you to help me to get a couple of these steaks" is the official charter of the United States Concealed Carry Association. 

[Chooky 13,307]

When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air.  It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand.  People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling.  That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated.  I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu.  "See that?  The #7?  The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"

[Chooky 13,307]

"Larry Gene Gay demanded meat."

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

6 hours ago, Chooky said:

When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air.  It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand.  People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling.  That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated.  I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu.  "See that?  The #7?  The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"

I often think of the old NRA episode of the Simpsons and now firmly believe there's people out there that think Homer didn't do anything wrong

[Willfully Horn 8,017]

12 hours ago, Chooky said:

When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air.  

Pancho’s waitstaff used to ignore my table after the stack of used dishes obscured their view of the raised flag.  My Glock now keeps the sopaipillas coming. 

[HenryJames 66,052]

 

[GenXer 2,877]

On 4/22/2023 at 11:53 AM, Blotto said:

I believe that "I need you to help me to get a couple of these steaks" is the official charter of the United States Concealed Carry Association. 

The only way to get steaks is a good guy with a gun

[Beau Vine 54,230]

Not sure where else to put this?

[Pancho 44,804]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

even me at 44 with no training and being moderately out of shape I could easily disarm that old bastard. one fly kick to the back and he's down the for count. prick

[mdmost 43,001]

I'm sure him going around the neighborhood with a loaded gun while wearing headphones that limit your spatial awareness is going to go really well for the poor bastard who happens to jog up too fast to Grandpa. Bet you $1 he's listening to right wing radio. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Not that anyone should care but I’m banned from tigerdroppings again. Someone on the SEC help board asked “who is the admin on the political talk board?”(because it is so far right).  I replied, “judging by the content, David Duke.”  Thread deleted and user (me) banned.  Oh well! 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,871]

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure him going around the neighborhood with a loaded gun while wearing headphones that limit your spatial awareness is going to go really well for the poor bastard who happens to jog up too fast to Grandpa. Bet you $1 he's listening to right wing radio. 

Yeah, same neighborhood that probably posts on nextdoor each time a black man delivers an amazon package, "You never know Sheila, could be a fake package and he's just casing the Thompson's home for their annual trip to Branson!"  Meanwhile, ole' 89 year old man Jittery Joe walks the neighborhood with his head down, headphones own-presumably turned up to 11, loaded 44 at the loose, and the index finger steadiness of Stephen Hawking trying to type out a haiku with autocorrect turned off.   

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

No way he can even aim that hand cannon.  When he misses, the slug could go through a wall, and possibly kill someone two blocks away.

He's walking because his kids took his keys. Now they need to take his gun.

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,670]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure him going around the neighborhood with a loaded gun while wearing headphones that limit your spatial awareness is going to go really well for the poor bastard who happens to jog up too fast to Grandpa. Bet you $1 he's listening to right wing radio. 

Any quick-thinking person who happens to jog up on him is going to end up with a free gun, and will just laugh as the old bastard A) try to keep up with him and B) try to describe him to police when he's probably partly blind.

[HenryJames 66,052]

 

[Chooky 13,307]

Holy shit.  

[YGIFS 19,450]

I read the first few posts in the voice of the Sherminator from "American Pie"

"It was just my time, boys.  It was just my time."  

I'm against bullying, but it really was a simpler time before "Incel" movements were a thing when we used to just take these guys out back and beat the shit outta them.  They never shot anybody.  Of course, our high school did produce Nick Fuentes.  So dammit, there's that.  Sorry for partying.

[Beau Vine 54,230]

On one hand, I kinda feel for those guys because I myself have endured longer periods of incelibacy than I would have prefered, but on the other hand, holy shit they're incredible dorks.