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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Say what you will about Vivek.  He's not gonna get a POTUS nomination anytime soon, but he's young and could be a significant player in politics for decades to come.  And he's already resigned to opening for Rob Schneider? 

He got trolled by three year letterman, so he's just like other Republican politicians.

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5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

 

These movies look terrible and amateurish, and they are clearly written and performed by humorless hacks. But they’re part of a growing effort to provide a rightwing alternative to shared pop culture media.

Other examples include the painfully unfunny Fox News show Gutfeld! and the sanctimonious-culture-wars-sermon-masquerading-as-thriller movie Nefarious. We stumbled onto the latter accidentally (pro tip: ignore Rotten Tomatoes audience scores) only to find out that my mom’s priest had recommended it from the pulpit at mass.  Spoiler alert! It’s a terrible, boring movie that literally culminates in a Glenn Beck episode.

This stuff is all unwatchable schlock. But rightwing ding-dongs are watching it and talking about it. And all it does is confirm their weird views and further isolate them from mainstream culture. It’s propaganda, and it will likely be effective at continuing to drive the right further over the cliff of fascist assholery. 

 

Let's not forget the Sound of Freedom movie.

 

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Say what you will about Vivek.  He's not gonna get a POTUS nomination anytime soon, but he's young and could be a significant player in politics for decades to come.  And he's already resigned to opening for Rob Schneider? 

Pretty sure the top line are the top billed.  Rob Schneider is on the 2nd.

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This isn't Coachella, you damn hipster-doofus.  It's MAGA country.  There's no fucking way Roseanne Barr and Tucker Carlson are taking a backseat to Cory "Who the Fuck Is" Mills.  They're gonna shuffle some shit around.  And the cute part will be when they attempt to explain it away as "Dr. Ben Carson won't be able to join us at the plenary luncheon, he had an emergency call but will be back for the prayer breakfast tomorrow."  At least with music festivals, when they reshuffle the lineup it's because somebody did too much heroin at the last festival and will be delayed for a couple days.

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On 12/1/2023 at 1:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

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Here's the thing.  A 3-way with Democratic political leaders who are married - you better be ready to handle both partners, because it'll get weird/wild/fun. You're going to have to swing both ways.

A 3-way with Republican political leaders who are married?  If you're a guy who isn't into dudes, it's fine, because you'll only be having sex with the wife while the husband gently sobs in the corner, one hand holding a camera or cell phone filming it, and with the other hand, he'll be giving himself the slowest, most pathetic handjob you've ever seen or heard. If you think a guy crying in a corner might make it hard to have sex with his wife, you really don't have much to worry about. One word of caution - if you try and look him in the eyes, sure he'll turn away, but he'll cry even harder.

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16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You put more thought into my 3 way than I ever would.

THere's really only two kinds of three-ways.  The kind that just happens, and I mean on a dime after lotta substance usage.  Or the kind that requires weeks of planning and logistics and thoughtful prowess.  There's no like, "we talked about it on the car ride over here and have some thoughts and a short list of items from CVS."  It's either balls to the wall at 3am or a fortnight slow burn on the way to a 20th anniversary trip.  

And it's in a hotel.  It's an away game kinda deal.  Always.

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42 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

THere's really only two kinds of three-ways.  The kind that just happens, and I mean on a dime after lotta substance usage.  Or the kind that requires weeks of planning and logistics and thoughtful prowess.  There's no like, "we talked about it on the car ride over here and have some thoughts and a short list of items from CVS."  It's either balls to the wall at 3am or a fortnight slow burn on the way to a 20th anniversary trip.  

And it's in a hotel.  It's an away game kinda deal.  Always.

Nope. If the couple is into it, they make it clear early on.

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The right is not taking Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the Year very well. Apparently her success is because she traded getting her masters back for signing up young girls to vote in 2024. Never mind that she actually has been remaking her albums so she didn't have to pay anyone to get the rights back. 

 

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The right is not taking Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the Year very well. Apparently her success is because she traded getting her masters back for signing up young girls to vote in 2024. Never mind that she actually has been remaking her albums so she didn't have to pay anyone to get the rights back. 

 

She needs to run in 2028.  Would freak the GQP out.

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El Oh El.

Moms For Liberty founder is swinger and part-time carpet muncher NTTAWT and her hub is an abusive POS.

A woman has accused Christian Ziegler of sexual battery after a planned threesome with Bridget, Christian and the victim fell through, according to police records.

Bridget Ziegler confirmed in police interviews that the three of them had a sexual encounter in the past.

"The victim and Christian Ziegler agreed to have a sexual encounter that included Christian's wife Bridget Ziegler," according to the affidavit.

When Christian Ziegler told the victim he would be coming alone, she responded "'Sorry I was mostly in for her' referring to Bridget," according to the affidavit.

Records show that he showed up at the victim's apartment anyways on Oct. 2. The victim said that once inside, he sexually assaulted her. No charges have been filed against Christian Ziegler.

Moms for Libertines.

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

El Oh El.

Moms For Liberty founder is swinger and part-time carpet muncher NTTAWT and her hub is an abusive POS.

A woman has accused Christian Ziegler of sexual battery after a planned threesome with Bridget, Christian and the victim fell through, according to police records.

Bridget Ziegler confirmed in police interviews that the three of them had a sexual encounter in the past.

"The victim and Christian Ziegler agreed to have a sexual encounter that included Christian's wife Bridget Ziegler," according to the affidavit.

When Christian Ziegler told the victim he would be coming alone, she responded "'Sorry I was mostly in for her' referring to Bridget," according to the affidavit.

Records show that he showed up at the victim's apartment anyways on Oct. 2. The victim said that once inside, he sexually assaulted her. No charges have been filed against Christian Ziegler.

Moms for Libertines.

So the husband, Christian, is the Reb State Chairman, and Bridget, is a supporter of the don't say gay legislation - member of the school board AND is one the appointees by Gov. Shorty DeSantis on the new oversight board for the DisneyWorld Central Florida Tourism District.
So my question is Bridget gay, bi, or a hypocrite? 

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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

So my question is Bridget gay, bi, or a hypocrite? 

1 - clearly bi.

2 - definitely a hypocrite.

3 - need more pics.  Because other than the hypocrisy thing, will you ever, ever, EVER hear Brisket criticizing an attractive middle-aged woman who likes to let her freak flag fly?  No.  You will not.

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Came across this quote in a LA Times article about the far-right takeover (debatable as its always been the home to Nazis and fascists) in Huntington Beach. Talk about leopards eating people's faces. JFC, Sue:

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Sue Welfringer, a 27-year resident of Huntington Beach, voted for the four candidates on the basis of their campaign platforms. Their messaging around housing — and keeping Huntington Beach a manageable size — appealed to her, as well their promise to help local businesses thrive.

Instead, she has watched, aghast, as the council voted to police library books, ban the Pride flag and rewrite a decades-old human dignity resolution to delete all mention of intolerance of hate crimes. It’s all been too much, she said, adding that she’s now embarrassed to tell friends and neighbors that she voted for the new majority.

“Which one of our council members campaigned on the platform of changing our library collection?” she asked. “I must have missed that message. I feel duped.”

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-13/huntington-beach-sticking-it-to-woke-california-at-what-cost-to-residents

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Psychopath. Same as all the other belligerently sanctimonious assholes on the right wing. 

i just typed "Bisexual, hypocrite, belligerent, sanctimonious, psycho, asshole" into my pornhub search and....

suffice it to say, I'll be in my bunk.  

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