Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

Pescado_Rojo · July 9

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, but if we flipped to flat, we could double the market!

But it's much harder to stash your whiskey bottles in the flat ones.

Pancho · July 9

mdmost · July 9

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement.

Captainant · July 9

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement.

These people are called trolls

mdmost · July 9

Just now, Captainant said:

These people are called trolls

To an extent, some are legitimate people who have some business they are trying to increase the profile of. There was a Canadian yesterday who said brisket was overrated. Of course, you click on his profile and he's got some douche website engagement business. The whole point was to say something controversial and have people click on his profile. Maybe you convert some people, probably very few.

DigglerontheHoof · July 9

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Classic Rock · July 9

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement.

RPM · July 9

Longhorn_Fan68 · July 19

Brisketexan · July 19

38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Yeah, ummm, Tyler.....I don't think her lack of respect for you is because you're "a white man." It's almost certainly because you're a giant piece of shit, who is wrapped up in his "identity" as a white man, which mostly involves you acting like a complete fucking entitled asshole. Plenty of white men aren't assholes and do just fine with women.

TLDR; it's the assholery, stupid.

FFS, this is how stupid this fucker is:

The influenza virus....and coronaviruses....are not the same thing. The dumb fuckers say "the flu just disappeared," which is surely a significant surprise to the millions who contracted a flu virus the past 4 years, and certainly to the folks monitoring the bird flu virus clusters popping up right now.

This is the dumbest fucking timeline ever.

Edited July 19 by Brisketexan

TheStoicPaisano · July 24

Just here for the screencap/lede mashup.

Edited July 24 by TheStoicPaisano

texasdago · July 24

Ah... saw this gem... this was a response to an article showing tech bro execs are lining up behind MAGA. This is something.

mdmost · July 24

Honest markets being ones that turn a blind eye to what they do and place little to no restrictions on their business. Or rich people wanting to be more rich so they align with the group that most allows that.

elfenix · July 27

normally i don't watch the opening ceremony but after seeing all these weird dorks lose their shit on twitter it's on.

bolverk · July 27

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

normally i don't watch the opening ceremony but after seeing all these weird dorks lose their shit on twitter it's on.

Hahaha!

@Enchubben is triggered by the bearded lady in the Olympics thread.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36454-2024-paris-olympics/?do=findComment&comment=6326513

MissingInAction · July 27

On 7/8/2024 at 7:25 PM, YGIFS said:

The Chair recognizes, Representative Jimmy Dickskin.

The name is Dickens.

YGIFS · July 27

We're looking at Lara Loomer 400% full of bullshit, 'round here.

Ted Lange · July 27

Enchubben · July 27

11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Hahaha!

@Enchubben is triggered by the bearded lady in the Olympics thread.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36454-2024-paris-olympics/?do=findComment&comment=6326513

I mean your fetish is your fetish bro, go at it. I just find it odd to see that at the Olympics 🤷‍♂️

YGIFS · July 27

Paris literally invented the word 'Macabre', there's 6 million skulls in those catacombs/ossuaries, 'Tarot' cards started in France, more burial plots per square kilometer than any city of its size in Europe...by far. One of several starting points for modern magic, some occult study, and Ouija come from Paris. While still a very Christian city, majority Catholic, they are bound to the history of their city going back to the Roman Empire. I don't know if some of these tweets and above posters noticed, but the whole procession was populated by Parisian history from playful, to cliche, to artistic, to fashion, to the mysterious. Every four years, my amazement is rebooted in how fucking stupid our population is. Just looking to find shit where there isn't any without any sense of geographic, historical, or cultural insight. This is like a competition in Bhutan or Lesotho where none of us knows almost anything about those places. This is Paris, it's a major global city. In what she learned today watching the games and following along with a printed atlas with national facts, my daughter just surpassed at least half of MAGA nation in knowledge of the World.

$50 and a bronze medal says there's a shocked and appalled fat American couple walking the streets of Paris latenight looking for a pizza place where they breed Parisian babies to eat.

Ted Lange · July 27

Well you see the folks who tout free speech and whine incessantly about cancel culture (aren’t supporting US basketball and soccer because they said things they don’t like) also love say anyone who gets upset is a snowflake (while being the biggest bunch of pussy snowflakes in the nation).

Every accusation and whatnot…

bolverk · July 27

34 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I mean your fetish is your fetish bro, go at it. I just find it odd to see that at the Olympics 🤷‍♂️

Did you even watch the opening ceremonies? There were a lot of other "odd" things you've never seen in any other opening Olympic scenario: a metallic robot horse galloping down the Seine, decapitated Marie Antoinette singing that led into a metal band performing on balconies, athletes riding boats, a floating Olympic caldron, etc.

But your triggered ass's only one and only comment in a 6-page thread about a ceremony lasting over 3 hours was based on a single performer in a faux "fashion show" meant to evoke in a tongue-in-cheek way the decadence of the court at Versailles just before the French Revolution. If you hadn't noticed, "liberty, equality, fraternity" (the motto of the French Republic) was the basic theme for the entire show.

But yes, I'm sure the art director also wanted to make cranky weirdos like you a little pissed because people like you don't actually believe in liberty, equality, or fraternity. All you right-wing pigeons just want to yell at your teevees: "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

PenelopeWitherspoon · July 27

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Hahaha!

@Enchubben is triggered by the bearded lady in the Olympics thread.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/36454-2024-paris-olympics/?do=findComment&comment=6326513

53 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

52 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I mean your fetish is your fetish bro, go at it. I just find it odd to see that at the Olympics 🤷‍♂️

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did you even watch the opening ceremonies? There were a lot of other "odd" things you've never seen in any other opening Olympic scenario: a metallic robot horse galloping down the Seine, decapitated Marie Antoinette singing that led into a metal band performing on balconies, athletes riding boats, a floating Olympic caldron, etc.

But your triggered ass's only one and only comment in a 6-page thread about a ceremony lasting over 3 hours was based on a single performer in a faux "fashion show" meant to evoke in a tongue-in-cheek way the decadence of the court at Versailles just before the French Revolution. If you hadn't noticed, "liberty, equality, fraternity" (the motto of the French Republic) was the basic theme for the entire show.

But yes, I'm sure the art director also wanted to make cranky weirdos like you a little pissed because people like you don't actually believe in liberty, equality, or fraternity. All you right-wing pigeons just want to yell at your teevees: "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

Enchubben and the idiots offended seems like they suck.

Edited July 27 by PenelopeWitherspoon

bolverk · July 27

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Enchubben and the idiots offended seems like they suck.

I bet the bearded lady made him get a little (and I mean little) enchubbened in his pants, and the only thing he knows is to lash out in embarrassed anger. As we've seen, that self-doubt/self-loathing is one of the unifying forces of the right.

texasdago · July 27

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

But yes, I'm sure the art director also wanted to make cranky weirdos like you a little pissed because people like you don't actually believe in liberty, equality, or fraternity. All you right-wing pigeons just want to yell at your teevees: "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

bolverk · July 27

10 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I feel seen!

texasdago · July 27

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I feel seen!

Likewise.

Now bolverk, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, bolverk, you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it, the government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, bolverk ! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!

You know what, bolverk? I like you
You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park

bolverk · July 27

4 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Likewise.

Now bolverk, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, bolverk, you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it, the government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, bolverk ! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!

You know what, bolverk? I like you
You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park

Oh, I know what the queers are doing to our soil.

Bullneck · July 27

On 7/9/2024 at 11:27 AM, RPM said:

0:38: "we're selling a cell phone"

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Edited July 27 by Bullneck

F250 · July 27

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Meh, I'm more offended by Constitutional Christians.

troph · July 27

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Oh, I know what the queers are doing to our soil.

cultivating it? beautiful gardens, lovely vegetable gardens? I don't get it.

bolverk · July 27

5 minutes ago, troph said:

cultivating it? beautiful gardens, lovely vegetable gardens? I don't get it.

Post-punk parody band from the 80s: Dead Milkmen. They loved making fun of rubes and predicted in many of their songs where the Right-Wing was headed. In my HS group, they were a staple for just about every house party. We just drank and smoked and sang along. Everyone in my small West Texas town group of outcasts knew the lyrics.

You'll understand when you listen. It's not terribly abrasive if you're in on the joke, but it's hilarious if a clueless meathead football player happens to show up at the house party.

The lyrics are embedded below the video if you'd like to read along.

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
People, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
To the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
Doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
My oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
Town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
Called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
Like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
His head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
In there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
Soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
People, here in this trailer park.

Sawbonz · July 27

On 7/9/2024 at 8:37 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, but if we flipped to flat, we could double the market!

Wouldn’t that just be a map

troph · July 27

oh this is real? i'll check it out tomorrow.

bolverk · July 27

1 minute ago, troph said:

oh this is real? i'll check it out tomorrow.

Come on. It's only two-and-a-half minutes.

Sawbonz · July 27

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

normally i don't watch the opening ceremony but after seeing all these weird dorks lose their shit on twitter it's on.

So these morons even know where the Olympics came from?

troph · July 27

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Come on. It's only two-and-a-half minutes.

I mean there's a lot of truth in that one, now that I watched the whole thing.

bolverk · July 27

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I mean there's a lot of truth in that one, now that I watched the whole thing.

Exactly. The songs are very much on the nose. Now go listen to "Right Wing Pigeons from Outer Space." It's about Reagan but completely apropos for Trump.

Biff Tannen · July 27

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Meh, I'm more offended by Constitutional Christians.

The preferred nomenclature is Christo-fascists.

Biff Tannen · July 27

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Post-punk parody band from the 80s: Dead Milkmen. They loved making fun of rubes and predicted in many of their songs where the Right-Wing was headed. In my HS group, they were a staple for just about every house party. We just drank and smoked and sang along. Everyone in my small West Texas town group of outcasts knew the lyrics.

You'll understand when you listen. It's not terribly abrasive if you're in on the joke, but it's hilarious if a clueless meathead football player happens to show up at the house party.

The lyrics are embedded below the video if you'd like to read along.

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
People, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
To the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
Doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
My oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
Town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
Called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
Like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
His head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
In there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
Soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
People, here in this trailer park.

The Dead Milkmen is the best thing I learned today.

Biff Tannen · July 27

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

So these morons even know where the Olympics came from?

Skanko-Roman wrestling baby!

bolverk · July 27

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Dead Milkmen is the best thing I learned today.

Go check out "Big Lizard" and "Bitchin' Camaro" next.

I think these two were the closest they ever came to having "hits."

Edited July 27 by bolverk

F250 · July 27

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Dead Milkmen is the best thing I learned today.

Really? Even my Gen-Z kids are familiar with The Dead Milkmen.

As a Gen-X parent I think one is obligated to explain the poetry of The Dead Milkmen.

Upgrayedd · July 27

27 minutes ago, F250 said:

Really? Even my Gen-Z kids are familiar with The Dead Milkmen.

As a Gen-X parent I think one is obligated to explain the poetry of The Dead Milkmen.

Ok boomer

High Plains Drifter · July 27

Saw the Dead Milkmen at Liberty Lunch back in the day.

bolverk · July 27

30 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Saw the Dead Milkmen at Liberty Lunch back in the day.

Last show I saw at Liberty Lunch was Spiritualized. It was chill.

re: Dead Milkmen: They played at FunFunFun Fest, too. Not much more terrifying when a crowd of thousands that's packed shoulder-to-shoulder in Waterloo Park begins to sway, making it very difficult to keep your balance as you find your late-30s-something-ass-self suddenly realizing your mortality and you get stuck in a mosh pit while you try to get out to find your fuckin' deaf, elementary-school-aged daughter *somewhere* over there.

Not my proudest moment; it was my scariest dad one, though.

Chad Fuck · July 27

Saw Dead Milkmen at Trees in Dallas just before Covid. So much fun.

…
Who’s gonna be there?

They got a Doors cover band down there, Crystal
Shit.
….

At least that’s the way Chad Jr hears it.

atomheartbevo · July 27

13 hours ago, troph said:

cultivating it? beautiful gardens, lovely vegetable gardens? I don't get it.

If they were like J.D. Vance, they’d be fucking it.

Pancho · July 27

BigHorn'13 · July 27

That's a very limited covering from the flag...

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