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I don't even understand how that conversation happens.  How in the fuck, in the age of the interwebs, does one think he can just have a stunt family and not have it come out in public?  Shameless, closeted, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 

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46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, he's a Republican, so there's a better than 90% chance that he's a self-hating closeted gay man...it's kinda their brand.

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Posted
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Childless and single cat guy?

52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, he's a Republican, so there's a better than 90% chance that he's a self-hating closeted gay man...it's kinda their brand.

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Posted
41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Shameless, closeted, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 

Whew.  Thank goodness I'm flaming straight, so I don't hit that entire trifecta.  Because otherwise, the shameless and stupid approach has worked out just fine for me.

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wtf? 

Its clear he really values his relationship with his fiance. Or he just paid some rando to take a picture with him faking a smile. Or that women is now dead in his basement. I'm leaning the second option, but can't discount the third.

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

wtf? 

Its clear he really values his relationship with his fiance. Or he just paid some rando to take a picture with him faking a smile. Or that women is now dead in his basement. I'm leaning the second option, but can't discount the third.

Man that place sucks

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Posted
43 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Snapped a pic of these two weirdo dorks at the game today. 
 

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I know it’s a cult but why the fuck do you need to interject it into a football game?

I’m fully aware I answered my own question. 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I would have been texting security alerts to those seats all game

 

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

“Well well well, if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers.”

I walked up the escalator to our seats yesterday and was greeted by Ken Paxton in a not quite burnt orange shirt on his fucking cell phone. There was no denying the fucked up eye.  I glared at him and then stopped and looked back and glared some more. He looked alone and like none of his party was there, whichever piece of shit invited him, and uncomfortable. I regret not saying something or spitting but my wife and son were there and she would have been mortified. It fucking sucked. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I walked up the escalator to our seats yesterday and was greeted by Ken Paxton in a not quite burnt orange shirt on his fucking cell phone. There was no denying the fucked up eye.  I glared at him and then stopped and looked back and glared some more. He looked alone and like none of his party was there, whichever piece of shit invited him, and uncomfortable. I regret not saying something or spitting but my wife and son were there and she would have been mortified. It fucking sucked. 

One time I ran into a guy at DKR who was a sub on a pretty big home remodel of mine.  He had just gotten out of prison for stealing building materials from one customer and selling them to another on the cheap (read: he sold them to me).  It was about as close as I've ever come to starting a fight.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I walked up the escalator to our seats yesterday and was greeted by Ken Paxton in a not quite burnt orange shirt on his fucking cell phone. There was no denying the fucked up eye.  I glared at him and then stopped and looked back and glared some more. He looked alone and like none of his party was there, whichever piece of shit invited him, and uncomfortable. I regret not saying something or spitting but my wife and son were there and she would have been mortified. It fucking sucked. 

You should've said "hey look, it's the guy who just had the city of Dallas hand him his ass in court". 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I walked up the escalator to our seats yesterday and was greeted by Ken Paxton in a not quite burnt orange shirt on his fucking cell phone. There was no denying the fucked up eye.  I glared at him and then stopped and looked back and glared some more. He looked alone and like none of his party was there, whichever piece of shit invited him, and uncomfortable. I regret not saying something or spitting but my wife and son were there and she would have been mortified. It fucking sucked. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You should've said "hey look, it's the guy who just had the city of Dallas hand him his ass in court". 

You shouldn't have cupped your balls, winked, and said "tell Angela I said hi!" and then just walked off.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hitler  Trump Youth, U of A chapter:

 

 

 

 

Who could have ever predicted this in Alabama?  

I'm not sure why saying reminds me of this Ketchum classic...

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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I don't think I've ever been less sure whether something is fake or real. Gun to my head, I'm not even sure which way I'd lean.

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On 9/29/2024 at 3:44 PM, SydneyCarton said:

 

I walked up the escalator to our seats yesterday and was greeted by Ken Paxton in a not quite burnt orange shirt on his fucking cell phone. There was no denying the fucked up eye.  I glared at him and then stopped and looked back and glared some more. He looked alone and like none of his party was there, whichever piece of shit invited him, and uncomfortable. I regret not saying something or spitting but my wife and son were there and she would have been mortified. It fucking sucked. 

You should have thanked him for his fight to allow people to carry at the State Fair.   Told him that we have to be vigilant against all of those evil imigrants who work there as carnies or are passing out wax cup beer to the Longhorn faithful.   Reminded him that State Fair is a sacred place where people come together to eat fried dingleberries and Fletcher's corny dogs and yet have to be on guard in case Juan and Pedro try to assault our wives and children.  

As you finish up you scream "Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, COME AND TAKE IT!"

That's what you should have done.  

 

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You should have thanked him for his fight to allow people to carry at the State Fair.   Told him that we have to be vigilant against all of those evil imigrants who work there as carnies or are passing out wax cup beer to the Longhorn faithful.   Reminded him that State Fair is a sacred place where people come together to eat fried dingleberries and Fletcher's corny dogs and yet have to be on guard in case Juan and Pedro try to assault our wives and children.  

As you finish up you scream "Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, COME AND TAKE IT!"

That's what you should have done.  

 

 

Weird.

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29 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You should have thanked him for his fight to allow people to carry at the State Fair.   Told him that we have to be vigilant against all of those evil imigrants who work there as carnies or are passing out wax cup beer to the Longhorn faithful.   Reminded him that State Fair is a sacred place where people come together to eat fried dingleberries and Fletcher's corny dogs and yet have to be on guard in case Juan and Pedro try to assault our wives and children.  

As you finish up you scream "Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, COME AND TAKE IT!"

That's what you should have done.  

 

 

 

If people had been allowed to carry at the state fair, you could have approached him with an AR held in the ready position while wearing a skull mask and hat with with a bullseye on the front, and said (in Spanish) "Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, COME AND TAKE IT MOTHER FUCKERSSSS!"

 

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13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Falcon looks like someone just pulled the pillow case off his head and he's staring at a camcorder on a tripod surrounded by dudes with machetes. 

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