Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

From the comments

[Blotto 23432]

15 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Kyle Rittenhouse says he’s going to Texas A&M. No he isn’t, university says

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/education/2022/06/05/kyle-rittenhouse-says-hes-going-to-texas-am-no-he-isnt-university-says/?utm_content=buffer233cd&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

Possibly the most important recruiting battle of the year for aggy. Cant have this patriot end up at Liberty. Fire up the NIL cannons. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

14 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

No idea what this crazy bitch is talking about, but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

 

 

thanks for taking one for the team and saving us all time

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Possibly the most important recruiting battle of the year for aggy. Cant have this patriot end up at Liberty. Fire up the NIL cannons. 

You know, I’d actually love to see how his admission would impact athletic recruiting. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Blinndergarden it is.

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2659]

The end of his high school career was robbed.... that's rich

[WhatTheBuck 28708]

Gotta pass your classes first, Kyle. Ones where the credits will transfer. And the end of your high school career was robbed from you? You poor little victim snowflake. Maybe your own poor decisions had something to do with that. I know some people in Wisconsin who had more than that robbed from them you scurvy little guttersnipe. 

[jimmyjazz 45554]

WTF is "Blinn College District"?

[Brisketexan 104590]

Kyle is pretty much a shoe-in for eventually being a GQP senator or even POTUS one day -- he can't help but lie, even about little shit that doesn't even fucking matter.  It's not what they do, it's what they ARE.

[HenryJames 65889]

That’s more Aggie than going to A&M.

[Blotto 23432]

I laugh every time I read "Blinndergarden".

 

 

[Post Oak 20184]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Blinndergarden it is.

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is "Blinn College District"?

I believe it has to do with tuition fees. Being in-district would be a different rate vs. out of district. Since Blinn is in Washington County, if KR lives in College Station or Bryan, then his fees will probably be higher. I think their satellite campuses work that way, but don't quote me on that.

 

[HenryJames 65889]

[Beau Vine 53999]

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

No idea what this crazy bitch is talking about, but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

 

 

Oh, the humanity!

[Chooky 13302]

48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Blinn, imo.

[HenryJames 65889]

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

Thanks for taking one for the team.

[staboner 4957]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Blinndergarden it is.

 

[Chooky 13302]

I watched a clip of Rittenhouse on Charlie Kirk's "I Promise I'm Not Into Buttfucking Podcast," or whatever it's called, because my wrap your balls tightly in barbed wire appointment fell through. 

Rittenhouse kept talking about how he had the best food at "Dixie's Chicken." Not the Dixie Chicken. He said "Dixie's Chicken" like three times. Then Kirk suggested he become a yell leader but Kyle had no idea what that even was. The entire conversation was one of the most aggie things I've ever seen and it was between two people who aren't even aggies. And Kyle is a noticeable dumb guy. His current celebrity of being the "pew pew you're dead" hero of the hate movement will eventually be overwhelmed by all the dumb shit he says. He'll morph into another bad political take machine. He's not at a "licking the windows" level of dumb, but he's dumb enough for me to realize that there's basically no way he doesn't end up being a member of the US Senate. The future will have a congressional think tank headed by Herschel Walker and Kyle Rittenhouse where the shapes of different foods are discussed and how rain happens because God is crying. 

[Beau Vine 53999]

Apparently not familiar with the world-renowned Aggy Network?

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Randall's will hire you.

[jimmyjazz 45554]

If Kyle thinks the reason potential employers won't hire him is because of negative media, as opposed to seeing him going vigilante at a protest, or crying like a child in court, then he's roughly as out of touch as I have suspected all along.

[atomheartbevo 89416]

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Randall's will hire you.

Hiring somebody who, as a 17 year-old, took a rifle to a large protest where there was potential for violence (and said 17 year-old with the rifle contributed to that atmosphere/potential), is not going to be high on the list of potential candidates for a lot of stores that service the public, because it's bad PR and it shows some really piss-poor judgement.  Plus he went around bragging about choosing Aggy as his school, without even finishing high school and/or applying.

Which means he's telling everybody that Randalls has already hired him.

[Beau Vine 53999]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

linky no worky

 

[Pancho 44467]

 

[SydneyCarton 47872]

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That is…something. 

[Born to Run 6567]

Apparently not familiar with the world-renowned Aggy Network?
 

Kid crys because he will never live a normal life; spends every chance he gets on national media spreading his bullshit and trying to be famous instead of just living a normal life. perfect aggie

[DigglerontheHoof 21060]

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

where is this?

[Beau Vine 53999]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

where is this?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

 

[Pancho 44467]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Whew - Jax Teller looks rough.

[Blotto 23432]

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Thats actually genius. Once the video makes its rounds, the GQP homeowners will offer to pay him 50% more for being such a patriot. 

Edited June 9, 2022 by Blotto

[Tom 2959]

Is that even a thing?  Is there actually any correlation between people driving BMWs and being liberal?  First time I'm hearing this.

Prius? Sure.  Tesla? Likely.  But BMW??

Edited June 9, 2022 by Tom

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20343]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This dude is a real winner. Driving while smoking weed.  Really an all-timer when it comes to diatribes.

 

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21060]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Regardless of discount, if you're paying this moron to roof your house, you're overpaying by whatever amount you're paying him. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20343]

Wow, Josh Biggers of Biggers Roofing ---- the best damn roofing in Niagara, I guess ----- smokes dope in his company truck while spewing like a meth-addled sailor. Meanwhile, he's got three little girls that he Instagrams about.  Don't you know they're going to proud of him when they grow up?

 

[staboner 4957]

On 6/6/2022 at 9:06 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Randall's will hire you.

[Blotto 23432]

14 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This guy is obviously a bit off, but so is a good portion of the country, thanks to social media. The name of the game is just to be talked about. Take any controversial position, make outlandish social media posts (this guy has a ton), and know that 50% of the country will hate you, and 50% will praise you. Whats most important is your 15 minutes of fame online. Its a bizarre time we live in.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

My children are pretty scornful of the 'influencer'/attention type behaviors on social media. Thus far they seem to see it as arrested development.

 

 

 

[TexasEd 8064]

 

FAFO

[atomheartbevo 89416]

That looked like local police, but if it had been Beijing or Moscow they would have ran her ass over, because FAFO.

[Beau Vine 53999]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

dipshit

[Bama Chick 28596]

I hope the Black players on his team wrap his face in an American flag, put him in a burlap sack and have a little “dust up”.

[Gil Bang 25897]

[atomheartbevo 89416]

I’d like to believe those are cosplayers pretending to be conspiracy nuts, I’d give them props for that.

But Qanon is that fucking nuts.

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

[Beau Vine 53999]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’d like to believe those are cosplayers pretending to be conspiracy nuts, I’d give them props for that.

But Qanon is that fucking nuts.

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

Maybe he heard that the Kennedy Memorial Plaza was pretty cool?

[yoladu 4066]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
 

Bill Hicks.