Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Bullneck 19,519]

Did someone say "mockery?"  The best part is who is doing the mocking.

 

 

Edited October 11, 2022 by Bullneck

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

If forced to choose the most masculine between John Wayne, Mel Brooks, and Jimmy Stewart, Ben would choose the one Hollywood star who didn't serve in WWII. 

[Bullneck 19,519]

45 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If forced to choose the most masculine between Eddie Albert, John Wayne, Mel Brooks, and Jimmy Stewart, Ben would choose the one Hollywood star who didn't serve in WWII. 

Had to add him, but now we have to move this to the Holy Shit thread.  

https://ss.sites.mtu.edu/mhugl/2016/10/16/eddie-albert-in-the-battle-of-tarawa/

Edited September 27, 2022 by Bullneck

[BrickHorn 18,447]

Being a member of the gender almost entirely responsible for the long-running human practice of senseless mass murder of arbitrary strangers is not exactly the badge of honor widdle itty-bitty Benny thinks it is.

Edited September 27, 2022 by BrickHorn

[Gengs1 2,583]

If you asked him which military is more masculine, Russia or ours, he would pick them….

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

omg these limp dicks

 

[YGIFS 19,458]

and this one time at work camp, I shoved a crystal flute in Ben's wife's pussy.

[crash_davis 23,470]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

 

[Brisketexan 106,891]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

and this one time at work camp, I shoved a crystal flute in Ben's wife's pussy.

Bullshit.  Too dry.  If you tried, the scraping would sound like Will Smith dragging the chair across the floor in Men In Black.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,169]

On 9/15/2022 at 12:06 AM, atomheartbevo said:

What's wrong with Mr. T and where's his mohawk gone?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Bullshit.  Too dry.  If you tried, the scraping would sound like Will Smith dragging the chair across the floor in Men In Black.

 

[Gengs1 2,583]

It’s finally here

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

2 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

It’s finally here

 

They're looking for Chad:

 

The one girl is healthy.....

 

I should join, post my pic and then a pic of my financial statement tagged to my voter ID card.  See how much they care about dating a Republican.....

Edited September 30, 2022 by Aqua Buddha

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

 

[HenryJames 67,352]

Really beginning to doubt the efficacy of benzos and an all meat diet.

[HenryJames 67,352]

 

[BrickHorn 18,447]

56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Really beginning to doubt the efficacy of benzos and an all meat diet.

That effete sad sack openly weeping on TV is a goddamned alpha.

[Francisco 2.0 32,588]

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,187]

On 9/30/2022 at 1:34 PM, Gengs1 said:

It’s finally here

 

 

 

[HenryJames 67,352]

What obviously heterosexual cartoon character are they going to make gay next? Peppermint Patty?

[elfenix 34,749]

 

[BrickHorn 18,447]

It infuriates me that woke liberals insist on denying scientific and biological truths like that there are only two genders, that all mermaids are white, and that a brainy cartoon character who investigates ghost-based frauds with a group of teenagers and a talking dog is sexually attracted to men and only men.

[Pancho 46,307]

 

[HenryJames 67,352]

“In a recent Facebook post…”

[YGIFS 19,458]

So basically, everything she just described about a fictional movie coming through her TV screen to cast evil spells on her family and home?  She's basically berating "hocus pocus 2" by using the plotline to "poltergeist"?  With no sense of artistic irony?  Just wanted to make sure I had that right.  She's not a fat attention whore?  Got it.  

[Post Oak 20,565]

Her poor kids

[jimmyjazz 47,184]

Do your research, people.

[Pancho 46,307]

And these are lesbians!

 

[jimmyjazz 47,184]

When we lose the lesbians, we've lost the war.  Shut it all down.

[YGIFS 19,458]

They're not lesbians folks!  They're just two-short haired women, one with wrap-around Oakleys, hovering around a Subaru in a heavily wooded area.  

I mean, yeah...there might be some light scissoring later, but safety scissors.  Can't cut shit.

[Beau Vine 55,864]

 

[Foosters 18,280]

[Beau Vine 55,864]

 

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

On 10/5/2022 at 7:56 PM, Pancho said:

 

Good lord. What a psycho. Does she understand simple concepts like fiction and non-fiction? A lot of it is just for entertainment. Get a life bitch

[Gil Bang 26,239]

...

Now, Finchem has been caught in a lie from that same debate, where he said: “I don’t care for mail-in voting — that’s why I go to the polls.”

Arizona-based journalist Dillon Rosenblatt reported Wednesday that public records show that Finchem has voted by mail in 28 of Arizona’s previous 30 elections. In other words, as Rosenblatt wrote, “Finchem votes by mail almost 100% of the time.”

[tx 3 putt 78,677]

why would she agree to an interview ? 

 

[Post Oak 20,565]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why would she agree to an interview ? 

 

What a fucking stud.  Let him be the debate moderator.  

[elfenix 34,749]

 

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

why would she agree to an interview ? 
 

Because they’re arrogant in their loudness and wrongness.

[Blotto 24,018]

lulz

 

[Post Oak 20,565]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why would she agree to an interview ? 

 

Imagine saying the stupidest fucking things that you can think of and literally millions of people saying "hey you're right". 

Being a Republican pol is the easiest fucking job in the world.

[Beau Vine 55,864]

 

[Ted Lange 16,413]

 

[GenXer 3,432]

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Lotsa epileptics there

[Bullneck 19,519]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

Better than tanning his nuts I guess.

[Post Oak 20,565]

On 10/8/2022 at 10:57 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

All I'm saying is that I've seen it done better.