Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Ya know, I'm starting to suspect this whole MAGA thing is a front for scam artists.

[crash_davis 23470]

35 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Ya know, I'm starting to suspect this whole MAGA thing is a front for scam artists.

Yes, a scam to sell ads on Fox News. 

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56 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Ya know, I'm starting to suspect this whole MAGA thing is a front for scam artists.

It’s what the Q movement and Qanon ultimately is.

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This just goes to reinforce my belief that everytime I see someone with a flag on their vehicle I'm probably not going to care much for them.

Conservatives theft of the term patriot make my blood boil.

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

If you describe yourself as a patriot, chances are you are not a patriot.

1234.  If you have to tell people you are patriotic, you’re probably not.

I’ve had a relative ask me why I didn’t  have a flag on my car, or get US Army licenses plates (they didn’t realize that I would have to get the “Honorably Discharged” version because I did nothing special or dangerous outside of going to Juarez) and it’s like “if I didn’t love the place, I’d take advantage of my eligibility to get Canadian citizenship and move to Canada.”

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

...featured the character Rebel fighting a global police force hunting down freethinking conservatives.

Ahem. Gee I wonder which group Beale is talking about here.

Seems like this film-maker covers all the bases: racist, sexist, homophobic, and gullible.

[Matuka 1320]

Now even NewsMax has had enough of Lara...

 

[Beau Vine 55864]

7 hours ago, Matuka said:

If you describe yourself as a patriot, chances are you are not a patriot.

Unless you're an NFL player in the Boston area.

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4 hours ago, Matuka said:

Now even NewsMax has had enough of Lara...

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20914]

10 hours ago, Matuka said:

Now even NewsMax has had enough of Lara...

 

When you're too crazy for NewsMax ....

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20914]

13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ahem. Gee I wonder which group Beale is talking about here.

Seems like this film-maker covers all the bases: racist, sexist, homophobic, and gullible.

With such a huge base of potential viewers, Beale must be completely incompetent to fuck that up.

[Willfully Horn 8262]

Posted here because Alabama.

The children are Guatemalan immigrants. 

[YGIFS 19458]

No man, red states wouldn't do that to children.  

$50 and your choice of new Elantra says Brett Favre is somehow involved in this.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55864]

This is amazing:

 

[YGIFS 19458]

That was fucking awesome.  I can't imagine the police report those officers had to write up, "Uh, some men dressed as slaves crashed a Civil War reenactment event."  

The best part is the end when he busts his own chains and his sidekick looks at him like, "What the fuck?  You could do that the whole time?" 

When CRT comes into real life.  Love these guys, where do I send my $9.95? 

[mdmost 44035]

Yeah but the reenactment was about states rights, not slavery. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

That was great.

[jimmyjazz 47191]

Singing the spiritual while picking cotton was a nice touch, too.

[YGIFS 19458]

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah but the reenactment was about states rights, not slavery. 

I'm still stunned to this day that grown men pay substantial monies to reenact "States Rights" events.  That's like paying paper money to recreate civil lawsuits or school board meetings.  Let's face it, you get dressed up and pay money and pack a cooler so you can "Be a Confederate Rebel."  Only way you tickets and merch.

A good friend moved here from Spain.  His wife is a diehard Texan.  They worked in D.C. and periodically people would invite them to southern Virginia to Civil War reenactment days.  When they got to Texas, he was pleasantly surprised that it really doesn't happen much here.  He asked me what the deal with that shit was.  I didn't know what to say, just that I'm thankful it's mostly confined to stupid fat people in the Southeast.  I asked if they had anything like this in Spain?  He replied that there are still Civil War sympathizers in Spain, but they know better than to open their mouths.  And just in case they do, there are literally laws against glorifying their side (even though their rebels actually won).  But yep, not only does a huge portion of our country still celebrate its own insurrection and rebellion...they were also on the fucking losing side.  But they won't accept the results 150+ years later.  Why would 2020 be any different?  

[MissingInAction 25556]

On 10/10/2022 at 7:37 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Better than tanning his nuts I guess.

Have you ever seen a tan scrotum?

Quite breathtaking actually...

[YGIFS 19458]

Well, it's really just something you say when you ta'int believe what you're looking at.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

 

 

[Sbbruin 22143]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

That's a sitting member of congress.  How can the party leadership just sit there and let this become the face of who they are?  It's baffling.

[Chooky 13340]

There is no floor. 

[jimmyjazz 47191]

"Probably Barack Obama is involved, probably Eric Holder, but who knows?"

Seems like Ralph is a little sketchy on the details.
 

[High Plains Drifter 11187]

On 10/21/2022 at 11:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

This is amazing:

 

 

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32589]

 

 

[jimmyjazz 47191]

[safe sex 12007]

[Francisco 2.0 32589]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

That's a sitting member of congress.  How can the party leadership just sit there and let this become the face of who they are?  It's baffling.

 

Because party leadership has given up.  They can't control it, so they let it go and count the donations as they roll in.  It's good for business.

 

 

 

 

[GenXer 3432]

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

[Sbbruin 22143]

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

[Beau Vine 55864]

I really can't tell...

[Beau Vine 55864]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11187]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

no need for a tax shelter if you no longer have an income

 

 

[henrygandorf 29225]

love a good story about finding out. 

[mdmost 44035]

Sure but that guy also seems like a cunt.

[HenryJames 67356]

Spoiler

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Beau Vine 55864]

Anybody know, where, uh... never mind.

[Willfully Horn 8262]

I remember @Johnny Sack acting perplexed when this was pointed out as the direction we are headed. What a chump.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

Republicans lie? No way!!!!

[Mango4 191]

Remember all the Republicans accusing Democrats of grooming? Turns out, a Republican running for the South Dakota senate is being charged with grooming a minor. I believe he was accusing people of grooming on his now deleted Twitter account a few days before this dropped. Every accusation is a confession.

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/south-dakota-senate-candidate-accused-of-child-abuse/?fbclid=IwAR16ys9cv4MS2fWBVNjCjjzmG1HRAk81oD75HPHOYXD5iExzRNpq6hCSjAI

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

the problem is there is no longer a way to tell if that's actually that little bitch or not

[elfenix 34749]

(just a day before)

 

[chainsaw 10291]

LOL these idiots really suck at coping

[Beau Vine 55864]

 

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