Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Planet Houston 4950]

This is hilarious. Actually have to tip my cap a bit to the yokel that thought to do it.

 

[Willfully Horn 8262]

 

[Captainant 28538]

13 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

You can't expect them to vote against their own interests

[jimmyjazz 47190]

"against banning non-disclosure agreements" takes a little time to parse.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

33 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You can't expect them to vote against their own interests

Why not? Half their fucking constituency does it as a rule. 

[Huckleberry 34644]

36 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You can't expect them to vote against their own interests

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why not? Half their fucking constituency does it as a rule. 

*notes that the Republican vote was 100-109*

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Candace slept tha bank.

[Beau Vine 55864]

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The fintech firm's operations were aimed at customers who saw Wall Street as too liberal and wanted a bank that shared their values, the report said.

 

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

United Bank of ActuariesAren'tReal going down is one of the biggest surprises I've seen. 

 

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In its short tenure GloriFi, managed to launch checking and savings accounts as well as credit cards, with plans to offer mortgages and insurance in a future that will no longer take place. Founder and CEO Toby Neugebauer pitched plans to offer gun owners discounts on home insurance, credit cards made of shell casing material, and assistance paying legal bills if customers shot someone in self-defense. Over the summer, GloriFi secured conservative commentator Candace Owens as a co-founder and spokesperson for the brand. 

 

Frankly, a lot of people are probably pretty lucky GlorFi immediately failed because Toby seemed like a Tard and instead of because they couldn't possibly have a viable business plan after issuing thousands of policies and opening thousands of accounts.

[Beau Vine 55864]

36 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

credit cards made of shell casing material

I cannot believe that this idea failed!

[Brisketexan 106892]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I cannot believe that this idea failed!

Is there still any debate on whether or not American gun culture is a fetish/cult?  Because there shouldn't be.  It's pretty fucking clear, and pretty fucking pathetic.

Signed,

A gun owner who thinks that all such shit is sick and indefensible

[Lurch 5949]

Is there still any debate on whether or not American gun culture is a fetish/cult?  Because there shouldn't be.  It's pretty fucking clear, and pretty fucking pathetic.
Signed,
A gun owner who thinks that all such shit is sick and indefensible

The commercials I’m getting (in FL) during World Cup are insane. Just 30 seconds of gun nut spank material

[jimmyjazz 47190]

On 11/22/2022 at 12:58 PM, Lurch said:

The commercials I’m getting (in FL) during World Cup are insane. Just 30 seconds of gun nut spank material

That doesn't exactly seem like their target audience (so to speak).

[Scheiss Meister 8470]

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That doesn't exactly seem like their target audience (so to speak).

Maybe they confused their target audience with their audience's target.

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

I don't get it

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't get it

I think she just wrote some obvious bs in the tone that the right imagines the left, and is celebrating that they think it’s genuine. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I think she just wrote some obvious bs in the tone that the right imagines the left, and is celebrating that they think it’s genuine. 

then she's a moron.  The "right" doesn't get satire.  They'll take it as "proof" and run w/ it.   And it will work. 

[Bullneck 19520]

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

WE HAVE COME TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!

 

[MissingInAction 25556]

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[atomheartbevo 90645]

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Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood.

When they say small, they are talking about like 6 1/2 - 7 inches, right?

Edit: I don't have savage genetics.

Edited December 7, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Maybe Trump is smarter than we all thought /stormydaniels.  in all fairness this theory checks out.  I have an above average sized penis but am a fucking moron.  

Also, dibs on 'Savage Genetics' for my alt.punk band name.  

[MissingInAction 25556]

Lots of geniuses on this site.

[Chooky 13340]

MENSA Dongs

[jimmyjazz 47190]

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

MENSA Dongs

. . . better than MENSES Dongs.

[closetohumping 17817]

Welp.  If you ever want to trigger a group of your conservative buddies, and I have a lot, all you have to do is ask them if they want to watch avatar now or when the crowds die down 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Maybe Trump is smarter than we all thought /stormydaniels.  in all fairness this theory checks out.  I have an above average sized penis but am a fucking moron.  

Also, dibs on 'Savage Genetics' for my alt.punk band name.  

 

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

MENSA Dongs

Cool, as long as I get MENSA Dongs

[atomheartbevo 90645]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Welp.  If you ever want to trigger a group of your conservative buddies, and I have a lot, all you have to do is ask them if they want to watch avatar now or when the crowds die down 

Ask them if they have the right to see Hunter's dong.

[Born to Run 6601]

Welp.  If you ever want to trigger a group of your conservative buddies, and I have a lot, all you have to do is ask them if they want to watch avatar now or when the crowds die down 

Why is that? Anti mineral extraction stance? Weird aliens? Sincere question.

[MissingInAction 25556]

 

 

[Post Oak 20565]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Still got it. Alt-right alt-right alt-right

[closetohumping 17817]

10 hours ago, Born to Run said:

19 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Welp.  If you ever want to trigger a group of your conservative buddies, and I have a lot, all you have to do is ask them if they want to watch avatar now or when the crowds die down 

Why is that? Anti mineral extraction stance? Weird aliens? Sincere question.

A few of my conservative buddies viewed the first one as an attack on America and how the west had conquered civilizations for their gain. They view avatar as a hippie liberal flick

[jimmyjazz 47190]

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

A few of my conservative buddies viewed the first one as an attack on America and how the west had conquered civilizations for their gain. They view avatar as a hippie liberal flick

That's right.  American conservatives are the most oppressed demographic in the world today.  Wake up, sheeple.

[Beau Vine 55864]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's right.  American conservatives are the most oppressed demographic in the world today.  Wake up, sheeple.

[YGIFS 19458]

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Still got it. Alt-right alt-right alt-right

Yeah, sometimes his shit falls flat with me...but "Alt Rightx3" was just sitting out there and millions of anti-MAGA Texans just totally missed it.  And this dude ran with it, kudos to him.  This was probably his funniest one to date.  

He should be producing political ads, not just twitter videos.

[HenryJames 67356]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

i drink to Cardinal Pell for the first time tonight.  Pell.  Once a cardinal, always a cardinal.  No spill.  

[cactusflinthead 27627]

This is gonna probably get lost in Saturday of holidays but Trae is on point.

 

[Gatorubet 30716]

I’ll just let the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, that bastion of liberal ideology, do the mocking.

"A narrow GOP majority of only 222-213 requires a leader who can enforce party discipline," the board added. "That's how Nancy Pelosi has been able to govern with the mirror-image majority in the last two years. Too many House Republicans are too dimwitted to understand the uses of power and how to wield it. They'd rather rage against the machine to no useful effect."

[Brisketexan 106892]

42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I’ll just let the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, that bastion of liberal ideology, do the mocking.

"A narrow GOP majority of only 222-213 requires a leader who can enforce party discipline," the board added. "That's how Nancy Pelosi has been able to govern with the mirror-image majority in the last two years. Too many House Republicans are too dimwitted to understand the uses of power and how to wield it. They'd rather rage against the machine to no useful effect."

Sorry, "traditional Republicans," you don't get to lament "dimwittedness" when you've spent the last 15+ years pandering to it and elevating it to an exalted position.  Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you craven, stupid fucks.

[Gatorubet 30716]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, "traditional Republicans," you don't get to lament "dimwittedness" when you've spent the last 15+ years pandering to it and elevating it to an exalted position.  Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you craven, stupid fucks.

Plus, you notice that the WSJ does not lament the nativism, racism, sexism or religious intolerance of the GQP -  it just haz a sad that dumb fucks like Gohmert, Dromedary Toes and GED Tits won’t automatically fall in line whenever their financial overlords need something.

 

[Francisco 2.0 32589]

Gab (remember that?) has published a  "Parallel Economy Christmas catalog".  

No words.

https://news.gab.com/2022/10/gab-parallel-economy-shopping-catalog/

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Gab (remember that?) has published a  "Parallel Economy Christmas catalog".  

No words.

https://news.gab.com/2022/10/gab-parallel-economy-shopping-catalog/

 

 

 

Cliff's notes?  I'd rather not click that link.

[atomheartbevo 90645]

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cliff's notes?  I'd rather not click that link.

Stuff most MAGA couldn’t afford.

[tbone_ 14444]

Wtf is a parallel economy?