Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[HenryJames 67,365]

 

[UTCzech III 2,942]

55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Fitter

Happier

More Productive...

Edited January 9, 2023 by UTCzech III
get it right dammit

[Bama Chick 28,596]

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

41 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

will you make me some anyway?

[jimmyjazz 47,200]

Man, if y'all could figure out a way to dispense beer, I'd be in rehab next week.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, if y'all could figure out a way to dispense beer, I'd be in rehab next week.

I'd be dead by tomorrow

[Post Oak 20,567]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

I have a feeling your ice cream would be too salty.

[Brisketexan 106,899]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

will you make me some anyway?

 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I have a feeling your ice cream would be too salty.

This is the Surly I am here for.  Well-done all the way around.

[Ted Lange 16,413]

[HenryJames 67,365]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

On 1/8/2023 at 10:07 PM, HenryJames said:

These trad dudes are so fucking weird.

Polyphonic Spree really needs to get back in the studio.

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3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Polyphonic Spree really needs to get back in the studio.

 

[wildcat09 29,579]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Goddamned cancel culture.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

pretty sure I made more than $800 last weekend and I wasn't in a movie. what a dumb broad

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

On 1/8/2023 at 10:07 PM, HenryJames said:

These trad dudes are so fucking weird.

I've got to say, as my son is now five years old and pretty challenging, one of the things I am most profoundly grateful for is my wife's birth control. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

one of the things I am most profoundly grateful for is my wife's birth control. 

So am I.

[jimmyjazz 47,200]

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So am I.

ISWYDT.  Subtle.

[Blotto 24,020]

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So am I.

[Post Oak 20,567]

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Damnit Gina

[HenryJames 67,365]

 

[MissingInAction 25,556]

On 1/9/2023 at 11:40 AM, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

Can we at least watch you try?

[HenryJames 67,365]

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Guest]

[HenryJames 67,365]

Just a normal dude saying normal stuff.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[HenryJames 67,365]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"We are not the same." Thank jeebus for that

[ultimaton 2,985]

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[HenryJames 67,365]

[atomheartbevo 90,649]

On 1/12/2023 at 7:16 AM, HenryJames said:

Just a normal dude saying normal stuff.

[Chooky 13,340]

We're being invaded by woke candy?

[GenXer 3,437]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

Should be gloriously cringeworthy.

[YGIFS 19,458]

We may have had a hand in having that cancelled.  Not like "woke cancelled", more like "here's your deposit back, don't call us...tell your friends it's over" kinda cancelled.  

[Foosters 18,280]

Try this one easy trick to lose your job and be placed on a FBI watch list!

Part 2:

 

 

[DDD Dad 14,650]

Fuck these people. This was in

my neighborhood today. 

[Post Oak 20,567]

The irony of republicans acting like they care about kids 

[elfenix 34,750]

 

in this context he's advocating bestiality.

[atomheartbevo 90,649]

None of those guys have been with a woman (or a man) in years.

[HenryJames 67,365]

 

[Pancho 46,309]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

@YGIFS see what you started?

 

[YGIFS 19,458]

That one is a head scratcher.  Vegas books "controversial" events all the time but keeps them low profile for obvious reasons.  They host political and religious shit constantly.  But yeah, not as much high profile shit like Kyle.  Plus, like an on-premise brewery/distillery, it's a bad look for a 21+ casino to have as its feature...a 20-year old.  I mean, they have 19-year old teenie bopper musical acts all the time, but I think it's different for private events/catering.  I dunno.  I'm hoping Venetian read some of the absolutely 100% bullshit legal rumors I made up on social media or the Southern Star online feed and decided it wasn't worth it.  

Has it occurred to Kyle and his followers to just be fucking normal and book this at a regular hotel in DFW, or an indoor water park, or a gun range.  It doesn't have to be held at a massive booze fest.  That's not cancellation, that's just business acumen.  Sure, the older folks would have more fun...but they can still have a beer at the airport sheraton or Grand Kahuna water park or whatever the fuck...some place that isn't 51% alcohol revenue by license.  It's really not that fucking hard.  Fuck, have it at the A&M basketball arena there so goddamned worried abut woke culture.  

Imagine if gun nuts cared as much about real gun laws as they did about my pretend liquor laws?  

[High Plains Drifter 11,187]

 

 

[tbone_ 14,446]

Subtle. But it gets the point across.

[Brisketexan 106,899]

Just now, tbone_ said:

Subtle. But it gets the point across.

That's a guy who either:

1) hits his wife/girlfriend on the regular

2) cries will guiltily masturbating to gay porn in the dark

OR

3) both 1) and 2)

[tbone_ 14,446]

Also he knows he’s a pussy for not having a dually

[Royalfan5 2,384]

41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

I bet ol’TBoneHusker there’s favorite Huskers were always fullbacks excepting Andra Franklin and Willie Miller

[mantis toboggan 854]

[YGIFS 19,458]

Hey, why no T-Bone?!?!?