Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

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On 8/7/2018 at 4:46 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Who is Gorka?

Speaking of:

https://splinternews.com/sebastian-gorka-is-giving-out-fake-fox-news-business-ca-1828317850

 

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Our favorite Nazi-linked Hungarian and former Trump staffer Sebastian Gorka has apparently been handing out fake Fox News business cards. A journalist who received one of the cards from Gorka tipped off Mediaite, who posted a photo of the knockoff.

 

 

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Aside from the terrible design and font choice, there are a few details that tip us off to this card’s ersatz nature. Below, another photo from Mediaite shows what a true Fox News card looks like.

 

 

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First of all, no one who actually works full time for a company would list their Gmail account on their business card—even contractors, like me, often have emails with their employer. It’s also clear that the address Gorka lists on his card is not the actual Fox News headquarters. In fact, from what we can see, the address on Gorka’s card seems to be his home address. 

Then, of course, there are the visual differences. The real Fox News card isn’t exactly classy, but it at least looks like it was created by someone who has familiarity with basic graphic design. Gorka’s card looks like something a freelancer would whip up in Photoshop (it seems his design skills haven’t improved since he completed his Ph.D). And of course, the logo is different. The real card has the latest version of Fox’s logo, including the word “channel,” while Gorka’s card features a rare version the Fox logo that seemingly hasn’t been used since 1996.

 

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56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Master race right there folks.

[Chooky 13,292]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Oh, well look what we have here, Mom and Dad.  Looks like your boy thinks he's a regular Joseph Goebbels. Well LA DEE FRICKIN DA!  There'll be plenty of time to organize Nazi rallies when you're ... LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

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Transcript to Kessler interview

Dad:  Hey! You get out of our room!

Kessler:  Sorry, having an issue here.

Dad:  Don't question me like that in MY room!

Kessler:  We've got someone who supports --

Dad:  I want this to stop in my room, Jason.  This is MY room!

Kessler:  Hold on a second.

Off camera: [Dad, stop.  You're being a total globalist right now.  You're embarrassing me in front of my Nazi friends]

Kessler:  Sorry.  My dad watches the History Channel.  

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On 8/14/2018 at 5:20 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Speaking of:

https://splinternews.com/sebastian-gorka-is-giving-out-fake-fox-news-business-ca-1828317850

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

And people wonder why I refer to these characters as effeminate losers.

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On 8/14/2018 at 5:20 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Speaking of:

https://splinternews.com/sebastian-gorka-is-giving-out-fake-fox-news-business-ca-1828317850

 

 

 

 

 

 

@gmail. Hahahaha, Gorka is the gift that keeps on giving. 

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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This page is gold.

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Tomi Lahren being a pro-choice, anti-victimhood Fox News Trumpkin who benefited from Obamacare must hurt her brain.  

Though I feel like many things hurt her brain, such as:

-Tying her shoes

-Walking and chewing gum

-Remembering to breathe

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She’s such a fucking beating.

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She’s such a fucking beating.

She deserves to be punished

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1 hour ago, Washpark said:

 

First the Senate does a resolution supporting the First Amendment.  Now this.  He’s trolling Trumpkins, isn’t he?

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oh tammy

[Brisketexan 104,465]

oh tammy

Whoa, put the hat back on, cover up the top third of that six-head.

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She deserves to be punished

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

lol these people are just morons universally

 

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Weird Al once said he doesn’t parody country because it’s already self-parody.

That’s how I feel about tweets/memes/thoughts like that one.

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6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Jeff Gordon never struck me as the “leading intellectual” type. But he’s NASCAR so he’ll shill for anything.  

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53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Paying 35 times more for creatine just to own the libs!

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Paying 35 times more for creatine just to own the libs!

Jesus.

Every time I think that our “conservative” pals have hit peak stupidity....they spritz some fuel right into the carburetor again.

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Shapario looks a bit  like Daniel Figurelli

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On 8/7/2018 at 4:46 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Who is Gorka?

We playing jeopardy?

This man's head got stuck in an airplane hangar, while trying to catch a pvt flight from Volgograd to Bryansk. 

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On 8/5/2018 at 4:10 PM, Pancho Negro said:

What’s with the red X in all the twitter handles of those on the right? 

 

Outing themselves as Qanon believers.

 

On 8/7/2018 at 2:16 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't know how you fight against the willfully incompetent. When someone figures that out let me know and I'll join the fight.  Using reason and logic didn't work.  Pointing and laughing didn't work.  Ignoring didn't work.  What's next?

FEMA camps.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Jesus.

Every time I think that our “conservative” pals have hit peak stupidity....they spritz some fuel right into the carburetor again.

We are the idiots, because none of us are selling crap marked up 35 times to these idiots. 

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Is this thread a running QVC of mockery now?

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3 hours ago, blackmarketbaby said:

Is this thread a running QVC of mockery now?

No, because QVC occasionally sells stuff that actually works. 

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Then go on

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Hard to believe someone with the name “covpepe” is sleeping on the couch these days. 

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Right wing media hucksters would never sully their products by slumming on QVC alongside a couple of Real Housewives.

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What is a Gorka?

[Chad Fuck 17,503]

Or Google for that matter?

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PM Gorka

[Chooky 13,292]

Gorka'd