Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[jimmyjazz 46124]

I hope that's a bit, because if it isn't . . . well, @Chooky said it best.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Well fuck, that's enlightening....in a really dark way

[mdmost 43045]

Those guys need to go outside and touch grass. And by touch grass, I mean a vagina. 

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40 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Holy shit.  

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

On one hand, I kinda feel for those guys because I myself have endured longer periods of incelibacy than I would have prefered, but on the other hand, holy shit they're incredible dorks.

Yeah, but back in the day, we didn't have social media, so there were weeks or months here and there where it might be hard to hook up with somebody.  You might start going through phone numbers of your former high school classmates, knowing they had moved out but hoping the moms were available.

But today, holy fuck, there's entire apps written to help you get laid.

[YGIFS 19452]

Incel versus Incel battle royale?  The new Hunger Games reboot sounds lame as fuck.  

[HenryJames 66170]

Undefeated.

[jimmyjazz 46124]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Undefeated.

Pussies, right?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Good.

Maybe they’ll start shooting each other instead of women.

[Post Oak 20262]

Congrats on getting laid futureman.

[Brian Fantana 6690]

[Chooky 13319]

I saw a clip of Crowder complaining about it being legal in Texas to get a divorce without his consent. He couldn't conceal how distraught he was about that. The dude just won't admit to himself that he's gay. 

But even more interesting, I saw that he hired that hack, Bryan Callen. The guy who does a podcast with a legitimate retarded person, brendan schaub. So Crowder's unfunny comedy bits will continue to get even more unfunnier. It's not even about political ideology; I just can't fathom who finds this brainless dogshit even remotely interesting. Behind the veil of almost all of these political entertainment wonks is either a failed comedian or a failed screen writer. 

[Brian Fantana 6690]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I saw a clip of Crowder complaining about it being legal in Texas to get a divorce without his consent. He couldn't conceal how distraught he was about that. The dude just won't admit to himself that he's gay. 

But even more interesting, I saw that he hired that hack, Bryan Callen. The guy who does a podcast with a legitimate retarded person, brendan schaub. So Crowder's unfunny comedy bits will continue to get even more unfunnier. It's not even about political ideology; I just can't fathom who finds this brainless dogshit even remotely interesting. Behind the veil of almost all of these political entertainment wonks is either a failed comedian or a failed screen writer. 

Yeah even Rogan makes fun of Callen. Dude is a loser.

[hookemATL 11864]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

On one hand, I kinda feel for those guys because I myself have endured longer periods of incelibacy than I would have prefered

Hello sir, I am married as well. 

[Gengs1 2583]

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46124]

I don't know that dude from Adam, don't care, but why is Candace Owens weighing in on his marriage?

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51 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know that dude from Adam, don't care, but why is Candace Owens weighing in on his marriage?

Because he's a white guy?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

On 4/18/2023 at 11:46 AM, The Royal We said:

Coworker, not buddy... and he's a hardcore Southern Baptist so I wasn't all that surprised. But dumb af politically for sure. I remember this same dude talking about how much he loved the Palin VP choice.

If he's a hardcore southern baptist he shouldn't be drinking at all, or standing around other people that are drinking.  Motherfucker is breaking one of the Baptist commandments.

[SydneyCarton 48168]

I love that one of profile pics of one of the incels was Elon Musk. The idolize a guy with like 8 kids. It’s so perfect on so many levels. 

[HenryJames 66170]

Game recognize game.

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

If he's a hardcore southern baptist he shouldn't be drinking at all, or standing around other people that are drinking.  Motherfucker is breaking one of the Baptist commandments.

With the first commandment being "don't say "hi" to another Baptist in the liquor store".

[MissingInAction 25179]

On 4/20/2023 at 9:02 PM, YGIFS said:

Yeah?  Well, joke's on him.  The last few drops are gonna be all tepid and bitter.

[DigglerontheHoof 21226]

11 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

If he's a hardcore southern baptist he shouldn't be drinking at all, or standing around other people that are drinking.  Motherfucker is breaking one of the Baptist commandments.

You mean like all right-wing Christians dudes?

[Pancho 44986]

 

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We are talking about people who still get upset about Hillary even though she fucking lost 7 years ago.

[Chooky 13319]

On 4/26/2023 at 5:56 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know that dude from Adam, don't care, but why is Candace Owens weighing in on his marriage?

There's nothing to gain by knowing. Now you know this. Maybe him and Candace will do a video firing some rounds into some divorce papers.

If you resent me for informing you of crowder you should shoot this post. Shooting is the new Yelp review. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

The right has gone so gun crazy that now they're letting horses shoot guns?  We are so fucked.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26540]

[Chooky 13319]

These patriots have terrible flag decorum. Always wrapping it around their dicks and their tits.

[Bullneck 19206]

On 4/26/2023 at 7:47 AM, hookemATL said:

Hello sir, I am married as well. 

That line "Marriage combines the maximum amount of temptation with the maximum amount of opportunity" is somehow not true

[Bullneck 19206]

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

She shoots at bras and hot water bottles, too?  

[YGIFS 19452]

Yeah, consider me lame and outta the loop...but what was the deal with the clothesline of bras?  I honestly don't get the symbolism...but I'm sure it was intentional  

[Bullneck 19206]

On 4/18/2023 at 7:01 PM, UTCzech III said:

Shocker...

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Wait, he showed his dick off to kids and violently destroyed an aisle cooler of Bud Light, all in one trip?

The commercials are true...you truly can have it all at your local Wal-Mart! 

[Bozo_Casanova 26540]

NVM, posted upthread

Edited April 28, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[Bozo_Casanova 26540]

On 4/26/2023 at 5:33 PM, Gengs1 said:

 

 

 

And, here it is

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26540]

Meanwhile, on Texags in Ohio
watch to the end

 

[YGIFS 19452]

So it's 2023.  And we have elected officials having to "yield back the balance of my time" after, with a straight face, dismissing "demonic possession" as a reason to oppose a bill.  

WHAT IN THE FUCK?  This is not a Cronenberg movie, this is real life.  In a major U.S. state.  Oh my fucking god.

[Bullneck 19206]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And, here it is

 

Jesus.  

[gyroprotagonist 2595]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile, on Texags in Ohio
watch to the end

 

this is fucking clown world.  

[ultimaton 2982]

On 4/26/2023 at 5:56 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know that dude from Adam, don't care, but why is Candace Owens weighing in on his marriage?

Spillover from him spurning the Daily Wire a few months ago.

[Francisco 2.0 32426]

Really changes the calculus of this entire dumbass Bud Light thing, right?  I mean, any day now these MAGA folks will return to guzzling Bud Light,  correct?  If Trump owns stock in it, it has to be good, wholesome and pure; after all, it's endorsed by the man himself.

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-silent-bud-light-dylan-mulvaney-boycott-investor-2023-4

 

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When prominent conservatives called for a boycott of Bud Light earlier this month, after it partnered with transgender Tiktok influencer Dylan Mulvaney, former President Donald Trump remained uncharacteristically tight-lipped.

There appears to be no mention of Bud Light, or Mulvaney, in recent Truth Social posts, and the former president does not appear to have made any public statements on the company or the surrounding right-wing furor.

 

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Indeed, Real Clear Politics noted that Trump is "MIA" on the boycott, ignoring repeated requests for comment from the outlet on the topic.

He also did not respond to Insider's request for comment.

 

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But it turns out the former president, who has previously spoken against transgender rights, has a financial interest in Bud Light's parent company — Anheuser Busch InBev.

The Independent was the first to report on financial disclosures showing that Trump is an investor in the company that produces Bud Light.

Trump's most recent 101-page disclosures form, which was filed with the Federal Election Commission on April 14, shows that Trump owns between $1 million and $5 million in Anheuser Busch InBev under an account listed as "DJT Trust — Investment Account #2."

 

Spoiler

While the former president has been quiet about the Bud Light outrage, his son, Donald Trump Jr., has called for the boycott to end.

During an April 13 broadcast of his "Triggered" podcast, Don Jr. said: "I'm not for destroying an American, an iconic company, for something like this. The company itself doesn't participate in the same leftist nonsense as the other big conglomerates."

His position was out of step with many other prominent GOP figures.

Former Gov. Nikki Haley, a Republican presidential candidate, has repeatedly misgendered Mulvaney in speaking out against the Bud Light partnership.

Former Vice President Mike Pence, who is expected to announce his 2024 run in the coming months, told RealClearPolitics that the boycott was merited.

And Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has passed a slate of anti-LGBTQ laws and is largely seen as Trump's biggest rival for the GOP nomination, went as far as to accuse Bud Light of "rubbing our faces in it" by using Mulvaney as part of a campaign.

 

 

[HenryJames 66170]

[Smax 3800]

I dont even know .. wtf is , how do you combat this

[Stilicho 1404]

4 hours ago, Smax said:

I dont even know .. wtf is , how do you combat this
 

 

 

That these morons are blowing themselves up in homemade rockets to try and prove the point is about as close to real-time Darwinism as it gets. 

Facts and science don't matter to these people. They openly reject all of that. It's all about belonging to something "different" with "secret knowledge" that makes you better, more blessed, or more enlightened than the next person.  

We don't seem to have much luck at reasoning with the willfully ignorant. 

[Chooky 13319]

I feel like there's money to be made if I start "the earth is shaped like Newt Gingrich" movement. 

[Pancho 44986]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[Beau Vine 54418]

Hold the phone... the "Reawaken America" tour?

Doesn't that "reawaken" suggest that America was once woke and that the tour seeks to make America woke again?

[Pancho 44986]

 

[C-Man 27262]

On 5/1/2023 at 11:19 AM, Pancho said:

 

"I would say on the surface I would agree with you."

Wow, just wow.