Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[BearSchlong 8238]

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.



“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

Now that I've had time to think about it, I wish that soulless motherfucker would come canvases my new neighborhood.

(jokes on him, he can't. I've got a gate.)

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

21 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.



“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

Should have blasted him with your gun.  No one can deny you your right to shoot people.

[Neonmoon 38130]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

America is not for sale? 

Bitch, you’re wearing discount Nazi costumes, everything is for sale. 

[Dnaguy 12620]

55 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

America is not for sale? 

Bitch, you’re wearing discount Nazi costumes, everything is for sale. 

 

They meant to say America is not for Saul.

They're just really bad at spelling.

[Francisco 2.0 32586]

I was told they honor the flag:

 

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

So their answer is literally a banner of Trump behind 13 bars, the standard number of bars in many single-inmate federal prison cells?  But it's Sunday and we don't live in a computer simulation?  Cool, cool.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

On 1/20/2024 at 6:07 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Slightly better then. U-Haul?  Props to them for masking up out of COVID concerns

I think everybody should be spreading this idea that groups like this are honeypots set up by the feds to find opposition to Biden.  And the fact that they mask up out of COVID concerns proves it

 

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

Edited January 22 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

Should have brought a shit load of dimes.

[Guest]

On 1/20/2024 at 2:59 PM, BearSchlong said:

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.



“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

You should post this on Nextdoor talking about an older gentleman who appears to be selling drugs or something on your street.

"He was going up to people in cars, they'd talk for a few minutes and then they would drive off. Very suspicious. I don't recognize him from around the neighborhood."

[Pescado_Rojo 19584]

28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

Khakis and windbreakers? Change out the never been worked in work boots for some New Balance 806s and these clowns would look like a synchronized mall walking team. 

[jimmyjazz 47137]

38 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You should post this on Nextdoor talking about an older gentleman who appears to be selling drugs or something on your street.

"He was going up to people in cars, they'd talk for a few minutes and then they would drive off. Very suspicious. I don't recognize him from around the neighborhood."

You have to eventually mention skin color, which usually never gets more specific than "dark".

"Suspicious man walking up the street, white basketball shorts, red dry-fit t-shirt, red cap, white hi-top sneakers, blue backpack, curly hair with trim goatee, skin color dark".

 

Recraft as necessary for aging white man.

[YGIFS 19458]

Patriot Front:  "Look, we're willing to commit racist genocide and commit insurrection against our own government through violent means, but we are going to obey the laws of the New York public transportation system and lawfully file through the paid turnstiles in an orderly fashion."  

Given their proclivity for firearms, but also not jumping turnstiles, there's a "slug" joke in here somewhere for Steven Colbert's show.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Patriot Front:  "Look, we're willing to commit racist genocide and commit insurrection against our own government through violent means, but we are going to obey the laws of the New York public transportation system and lawfully file through the paid turnstiles in an orderly fashion."  

Given their proclivity for firearms, but also not jumping turnstiles, there's a "slug" joke in here somewhere for Steven Colbert's show.

It is good to know that when the revolution comes, we just need to setup inoperable turnstiles around important sites. Easy peasy.

[YGIFS 19458]

^

Love this idea.  You can rig it so that if they fail to properly turn it over after two attempts, it simply detonates.  The dumb asses would still continue to file through.  Put 'em around the Capitol, the White House, etc.  There's a "The Far Inside" meme with these dipshits in here somewhere.  Can "drive" an F-250 holding a pistol and his cell phone, but can't figure out how to get through the most frequently used transportation turnstile in the United States.  Yeah, they should totally be in charge of domestic policy...

[jimmyjazz 47137]

I haven't ridden more than a dozen NYC subways in a decade, and I just do the deal the way it's supposed to work.   Did they cheat the system by filing through the far end of the turnstile bank, or is there an actual way to purchase "group" fare?

It would be hilarious for them to all get slapped with some kind of misdemeanor ticket for a hundo or so.

[DigglerontheHoof 21550]

I'm sure they think turnstiles are woke or something. 

[YGIFS 19458]

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure they think turnstiles are woke or something. 

Well turnstiles do literally let in immigrants and people of color in order to access tax payer funded resources like transportation and bathrooms.

[Francisco 2.0 32586]

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

 

 

Edited January 22 by Francisco 2.0

[YGIFS 19458]

Patriot Front, "I can't clear the obstacle sir!" 

Leader, "Just put in 25"

Patriot Front, ".25 caliber, sir?"

Leader, "No a quarter, put a quarter coin in the slot!"

Patriot Front, "I don't have a quarter sir, just some ammo!"

Leader, "Fine, just swipe your card."

Patriot Front, "Like chamber a round?  Can do, sir!"

Leader, "Goddammit, this is why we can't have nice things.  You know what, fuck it.  We're law and order and all that.  But just jump the fucking turnstile!"

Patriot Front, "But sir, I'll split my new khakis doing that.  My mom starched 'em and everything."  

Edited January 22 by YGIFS

[SydneyCarton 49477]

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure they think turnstiles are woke or something. 

obligatory:

[27-25 2085]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

[gmr548 16695]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

Okay, I'm convinced. This is really the master race.

[jimmyjazz 47137]

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

[TeeDubya 3362]

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

 

 

[crash_davis 23468]

Republicans...they hate themselves some socialism, except when it benefits them.

 

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/stauber-touts-duluth-bridge-funding-despite-vote-against-infrastructure-bill

 

A press release from Stauber's office states the Congressman has "consistently advocated for these funds, sending several letters to the Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and President Joe Biden."

However, Stauber joined the majority of House Republicans in voting against the bipartisan infrastructure bill in November 2021. 

The Blatnik Bridge courtesy of the Minnesota Department of Transportation.

"Guys, who's gonna tell Pete Stauber he voted against this bridge?" Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan tweeted.

Walz also criticized Stauber for his statement, writing: "Oh boy. I hate to talk politics when there's good news to celebrate but this is too brazen to ignore." 

"Mr. Stauber voted against every screw, steel beam, and concrete pier in this bridge," Walz claimed. "Luckily [President Joe Biden] worked with Stauber's colleagues and got it done without him. Thanks, Joe!" 

Monday's incident is not the first time House Republicans have drawn criticism for touting projects funded by the infrastructure package they opposed. 

NBC News last year reported Stauber had promoted grants the bill provided to airports in northeastern Minnesota, "even though he said in November that voting for the infrastructure package would pave 'a destructive and irreversible path towards socialism.'" 

Edited January 23 by crash_davis

[HenryJames 67329]

Socialism is when you build infrastructure.

[BamaATL 16593]

18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Socialism is when you build infrastructure.

Well, the Karl Marx interstate highway system was a big boon to domestic communists.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

Socialism- When Americans other than Republicans or their voting blocs get a return from the government for the taxes they pay. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

pretty obvious shop. but still, why? it wasn't necessary. the message is laughable enough. 

[atomheartbevo 90641]

37 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty obvious shop. but still, why? it wasn't necessary. the message is laughable enough. 

I'd love to take a peek at his genealogy - I've come across plenty of people who swore up and down that they had this or that ancestry, and you find out that not only did they not have it, but that it would have been impossible (i.e. ancestors arrived later, or were in another part of the country at that time, etc.).

[cactusflinthead 27627]

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why?

Because that is the name of the thread. Mockery of the GQP 

[atomheartbevo 90641]

On 1/22/2024 at 11:34 AM, gmr548 said:

Okay, I'm convinced. This is really the master race.

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

[gmr548 16695]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

What if your first question is about the meat clock?

 

Asking for a friend.

[HenryJames 67329]

[DigglerontheHoof 21550]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What a pussy. 

[SamsCorner 395]

On 1/23/2024 at 10:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

What was the joke?

[mdmost 43976]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

One of these days straight, white American men will finally catch a break in this country. 

[atomheartbevo 90641]

3 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

What was the joke?

Something about not spoiling things or revealing they were going to be at the play - I think it’s on Snopes or the original Facebook page from 10+ years ago,

Qanon claims it’s evidence they are trafficking kids for adenochrome, because it keeps Oprah and Tom from looking like they are in their 60s.

[GenXer 3428]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Have at it, Dilbert

 

[HenryJames 67329]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

please do. 

 

 

[texasdago 7770]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

please do. 

 

 

yeah, he should totally lead the charge and take his friends and start a new island nation really far away.  This is a great idea.

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Will they really be able to call themselves straight after 2 months at sea with only men? 

[Underdog 29168]

Epstein Island, many have already been there I’m sure. 

[Homesickhorn 2217]

Obligatory.

[wildcat09 29579]

Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

[SydneyCarton 49477]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

I know someone who is fucked up and broken brained. He won't say it, but has tacitly said that he loves trump because he was tired of being accused of being a racist for saying racist things. Trump is someone he'd love to have a beer with, and when I expressed I'd rather have a beer with hungry bear, he is legitimately in disbelief. 

Another one of his gems is talking about women and marriage. He's misogynistc, and always railing on women. And he has nothing kind to say about his first wife, how he failed his children by mating with a crazy person, etc. In the next breath, he'll tell you society is fucked up becuase even though this person made him miserable, and he believes she's nuts, and he feels bad for his kids for making her their mother, she shouldn't have been able to just LEAVE him via a divorce and all the shame that accompanied him based on societies outlooks and values. The lack of enforcement of the societal structure is why society, as he sees it, is unraveling. 

He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 

It's true mind boggling, and a terrifying look into the minds of these people. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 
 

The shameless comfort and open air worship of "strength" as the end-all-be-all by "it's still real to me, dammit" blubber dorks has been one of the more eye opening things to me this last decade. I always figured "would you rather live in the strongest country or the happiest country?" would be a no-brainer for the overwhelming majority of people. I was wrong. 

[Foosters 18274]

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I know someone who is fucked up and broken brained. He won't say it, but has tacitly said that he loves trump because he was tired of being accused of being a racist for saying racist things. Trump is someone he'd love to have a beer with, and when I expressed I'd rather have a beer with hungry bear, he is legitimately in disbelief. 

Another one of his gems is talking about women and marriage. He's misogynistc, and always railing on women. And he has nothing kind to say about his first wife, how he failed his children by mating with a crazy person, etc. In the next breath, he'll tell you society is fucked up becuase even though this person made him miserable, and he believes she's nuts, and he feels bad for his kids for making her their mother, she shouldn't have been able to just LEAVE him via a divorce and all the shame that accompanied him based on societies outlooks and values. The lack of enforcement of the societal structure is why society, as he sees it, is unraveling. 

He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 

It's true mind boggling, and a terrifying look into the minds of these people. 

damn man, why you gotta throw CTJ under the bus like that?