Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[Brisketexan 105,114]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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The cognitive dissonance of these groups has always astounded me. Somehow working through a constitutional process is unconstitutional so they will violate the constitution (insurrection) to protect the constitution.

 

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On 9/21/2019 at 1:59 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Mein So-Called Kampf again

Where's the love?

 

[F250 28,770]

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I always like it when “Constitutionalists” have no idea how the Constitution works.

They basically ignore everything that doesn’t make them think they can avoid taxes and have whatever gun they want.

The scary thing is the guy that wrote that thread is a Yale law graduate, he likely knows how the Constitution works but just doesn't care.

[F250 28,770]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Enjoyed this one:

 

I suspect it isn't cognitive dissonance at play, these people might just think the Constitution could use a little fat trimming.

[Aqua Buddha 14,595]

43 minutes ago, F250 said:

The scary thing is the guy that wrote that thread is a Yale law graduate, he likely knows how the Constitution works but just doesn't care.

Exactly.

People half worried about black people rioting in Dallas after the police shooting but meanwhile militia groups and the radical cleric is a large Dallas church are calling for civil war but they’re white.

[elfenix 34,238]

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I always like it when “Constitutionalists” have no idea how the Constitution works.

They basically ignore everything that doesn’t make them think they can avoid taxes and have whatever gun they want.

the people who would rather be russians than democrats are the patriots

 

[Js1 85,320]

Well that’s something. Dumbass Bill coulda ran in 2000! 

 

Edited October 1, 2019 by Js1

[Brisketexan 105,114]

What in the everloving monkeyfuck is that dribbling simpleton even talking about?

[Aqua Buddha 14,595]

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well that’s something. Dumbass Bill coulda ran in 2000! 

 

Instead of prayer in schools, can we teach fucking civics?

[Gil Bang 25,949]

 

[F250 28,770]

Posobiec is a straight up troll and a harbinger of disinformation. He is the political version of Liucci, his primary function is to keep the simpletons fat, dumb and happy. "Trump is the savior of mankind and paying Jimbo $75 Million will result in t-sip tears."

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

Posobiec is a straight up troll and a harbinger of disinformation. He is the political version of Liucci, his primary function is to keep the simpletons fat, dumb and happy. "Trump is the savior of mankind and paying Jimbo $75 Million will result in t-sip tears."

He’s one of the original pizzagaters 

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20 hours ago, F250 said:

 

They keep talking about how the Dems are the "domestic enemies of the Constitution", and yet none of these chuckle-fucks is actually willing to take up arms and attack the very people they consider to be "domestic enemies of the Constitution".

Instead, they just fucking whine on twitter like 12 year-olds.

[Yuk 1,532]

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They keep talking about how the Dems are the "domestic enemies of the Constitution", and yet none of these chuckle-fucks is actually willing to take up arms and attack the very people they consider to be "domestic enemies of the Constitution".

Instead, they just fucking whine on twitter like 12 year-olds.

Having seen the crowds at Trump rallies I can say the threat is minimal at best.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Lol

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

WaPo is great.  "This is absolutely not a story, but it is funny and we need to spread it, so someone think of how we can pretend this is a story."

[Guest Lobo]

Georgia Citizens, "Let's hoist up this Confederate Flag!  It's our heritage!" 

Every other American, "Isn't the flag of the side that got its ass kicked in the Civil War?"

Georgia Citizens, "Yeah, but we lost with dignity and grace!  Damn Yankees!"  

Every other America, "So it's basically a 160-year old Participation Trophy?"

All the flags, all the statues, all the heritage.  All of them participation trophies, idols to a time that should know its own mortality.  Our southerners laugh at other countries who have losing sides from their own Civil Wars flying their old flags.  But our dumbasses do it because suddenly it's "Heritage Week/Pumpkin Patch."  

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

In Texas, anyway, wasn't the Confederate flag the one that was flown the least amount of time? Six Flags: Spain, France, Mexico, Republic of Texas, CSA, and USA.

[Chad Fuck 17,673]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

In Texas, anyway, wasn't the Confederate flag the one that was flown the least amount of time? Six Flags: Spain, France, Mexico, Republic of Texas, CSA, and USA.

Not even as long a France.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_flags_over_Texas

 

 

[Pancho 44,767]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

[TDunk 590]

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

 

Aunt Tom

[Brisketexan 105,114]

What the fuck is that brainless twit even yammering about?  Some of the longest-running and most successful sitcoms in history were cancelled because.....some liberal wanted to put on a show that wouldn't even come out for decade(s)?

They don't even tell lies that could fit into reality.  They're just flat out insane rambling.

[Ted Lange 16,085]

What could possibly go wrong.....

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,656]

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

What could possibly go wrong.....

 

 

Let them try and carry that shit around anywhere near Trump, and I think the Secret Service will have something to say about it.

[achooloco 1,067]

On 10/4/2019 at 5:16 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

Aunt Candace 

[achooloco 1,067]

On 10/4/2019 at 5:16 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

Aunt Candace 

[Ted Lange 16,085]

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

are you saying he's wrong?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,584]

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Eat shit, traitor.

[Brisketexan 105,114]

Black.  Gay.  Kenyan.  Muslim.  Democrat.

If they could cook up a way to call him at least part messican, they'd hit a perfect Republican Hate Bingo.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Black.  Gay.  Kenyan.  Muslim.  Democrat.

If they could cook up a way to call him at least part messican, they'd hit a perfect Republican Hate Bingo.

You left out Reader. I always enjoyed the pictures of him reading, and he read a lot. Apparently that bothers some people. You know, 'uppity' and all that.

 

Edit to add-I assume he still reads, but he read a lot when he was in office, and I appreciated that.

 

Edited October 10, 2019 by Mrs Whiggins
clarity

[Pancho 44,767]

 

[Post Oak 20,213]

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Jesus Christ Trey.  Have some fucking dignity

[elfenix 34,238]

this simulation gets worser all the time:

 

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A YouTuber who found online fame by peeing into his own mouth on camera is running for Congress. Peak 2019.

Joey Salads, as far as we’re aware, has no experience in the world of politics, so obviously he’s playing his hand at running for a seat in New York’s 11th District, which is an unsettlingly familiar tale for many.

Salads successfully racked up millions of online followers thanks to his outlandish pranks which included wearing a Nazi garb to a Trump rally.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/youtuber-joey-salad-running-for-congress-drank-own-urine-for-views/amp/

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 11, 2019 by elfenix

[UTCzech III 2,907]

19 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You left out Reader. I always enjoyed the pictures of him reading, and he read a lot. Apparently that bothers some people. You know, 'uppity' and all that.

 

Edit to add-I assume he still reads, but he read a lot when he was in office, and I appreciated that.

 

Obligatory:

 

[bad_teammate 13,195]

Owns

Also owns

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Owns

Also owns

 

[bad_teammate 13,195]

I think he's wanting someone to take his hat off because he's too fat to reach the top of his own head

[Brisketexan 105,114]

[atomheartbevo 89,656]

52 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Owns

Also owns

Those poor trigger guards 😟

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Last night it was Roger Stone threatening violence now it’s this cuntbag.

I sense some fear.

[Brisketexan 105,114]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Last night it was Roger Stone threatening violence now it’s this cuntbag.
 

 

I sense some fear.

 

Threats of violence are what they have left.

They ran out of "ideas" decades ago.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I do, however, approve of Beto actually coming door to door himself to gather up all the guns.

~rushes out to buy a AR-15.~

COME AND TAKE IT BETO

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

On 10/10/2019 at 3:20 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Scott Liveley has been hung up on the gays for years.  He was one of the guys that was pushing the death penalty for gays in Uganda a few years back.  Fuck him.  If you have a dick, I'm pretty sure he'd like it.

[HenryJames 66,048]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Have Ben Shapiro and the Jacob Wohl kid ever been introduced to each other? I think we should organize a meet-up in Jacob's friend's driveway. They can have some doughnuts and commiserate about how much they have in common.

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

 

Whoops! Got this thread confused with the Right Wing Violence thread.

 

Nothing to see here.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]