Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy

[wildcat09 29376]

Oh shit, they’re becoming self aware.

[Biff Tannen 45712]

On 11/26/2020 at 3:17 PM, Queen Bitch said:

Mmmm, cheesy salmon and microwaved baby food. My favorite.

The fuck?  That has to be in jest.  Fish and cheese?

[Beau Vine 54381]

Did he get that salmon at Subway?

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[elfenix 34331]

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

"I'm not inciting violence"

[threatens violence]

[Biff Tannen 45712]

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

Kinda funny, but a false equivalence.

[Beau Vine 54381]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

 

[Brisketexan 105275]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If there was a "Stupid" Olympics, we would sweep the fucking gold in every goddamned event.  That these fucking mouthbreathers continue with the "but mah counties!" whining, when counties, ummm, don't vote, is world-record level dumbassery.  I'm talking Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, second-to-none-and-it's-not-even-close levels of achievement.

I hate stupid people so, so, so much.  I hate the fact that we have elevated them to positions of the highest leadership so, so, so, so much more.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

also:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Not only did Trump win more counties, but the fraudulent electors didn't even tabulate the counties in Alaska or Louisiana...two states that went heavily for Trump.  Their county's votes weren't even included!  FRAUD!  

[DDD Dad 14347]

The fuck?  That has to be in jest.  Fish and cheese?

Paul Joseph Watson is GR Horn?

[tantric superman 4667]

On 11/26/2020 at 3:17 PM, Queen Bitch said:

Mmmm, cheesy salmon and microwaved baby food. My favorite.

Trying to find that delicious steak, glazed carrots and potato surprise that whatshisname made famous a while back on these pages.  Anyway, that picture here.

[Gil Bang 25999]

 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

What did dipshit do to his hand in the last video?  Figured out real glass is sharp and doesn't break like in the movies?

[Beau Vine 54381]

https://threader.app/thread/1341061381076836352

[Sbbruin 21866]

I would have loved to kick him square in the nuts.

 

[956 Worldwide 34747]

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I would have loved to kick him square in the nuts.

 

How does one feel when doing this as a grown adult in a store. Is there any reflection going on at all? Is there any moment when you ask “why am I laying on the filthy floor of a big box store with everyone staring at me and a security guard asking me to leave?” 
 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

https://threader.app/thread/1341061381076836352

"Everything is freedom. That's what I've learned today"

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I would have loved to kick him square in the nuts.

 

so, an alleged adult threw a temper tantrum...and it worked?  Looks like the cop just said "fuck it" and let him go on his way.   trump has enabled grownups to act like toddlers; and, apparently, it works. 

[Mole 4333]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I think we’re supposed to call them rioters, not protesters.

[Kyle 207]

It's Christmas Dinner time ... can you betas please stop hoarding all the tin foil and resume the circle jerk next?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If there was a "Stupid" Olympics, we would sweep the fucking gold in every goddamned event.  That these fucking mouthbreathers continue with the "but mah counties!" whining, when counties, ummm, don't vote, is world-record level dumbassery.  I'm talking Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, second-to-none-and-it's-not-even-close levels of achievement.

I hate stupid people so, so, so much.  I hate the fact that we have elevated them to positions of the highest leadership so, so, so, so much more.

Well Mr Fancypants City Boy what makes you think Harris County's 1.6 million votes are worth more than the good patriots in Loving County where Donald J Trump was favored by 90 percent of the real Americans in and around Mentone. That's right -- Trump beat Commie Joe there by 80 percentage points, and just because you turn up your nose because that margin is composed of 56 total votes just shows you to be an effete nancy boy who believes in fancy, probably Chicom, arithmetic. 

[HenryJames 66160]

 

[Chad Fuck 17743]

 

This is wink wink, nod nod, say no more, right?

This is him telling the world he’s in on the joke but still leading the idiots around by the nose, right?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

We could add electro lights.

[956 Worldwide 34747]

24 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is wink wink, nod nod, say no more, right?

This is him telling the world he’s in on the joke but still leading the idiots around by the nose, right?

Never a safe to bet on irony or sophistication from the far right, there’s no textual depth with them. 

[Pancho 44965]

 

[956 Worldwide 34747]

Lulz, “I had packages delivered here, ergo it is my private residence.”

Some real brain geniuses in the anti-mask crowd. Who’d a thunk? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

Wow, so much stupid. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

insert clever comment here:"___________________________________________________". my brain is mush

 

[Beau Vine 54381]

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

insert clever comment here:"___________________________________________________". my brain is mush

 

I can't come up with anything better than "Duncan Socrates Lemp "

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

FitLemp.

 

Except maybe he's no longer fit.

[Guest Lobo]

If what that woman says is true about the UPS store being her private residence whenever she has packages delivered there, this Changes everything we know about Property Law.  It’s the new Blackacre and maybe I have a chance to improve the C I got in that class in 1L

[Beau Vine 54381]

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

On 11/26/2020 at 3:17 PM, Queen Bitch said:

Mmmm, cheesy salmon and microwaved baby food. My favorite.

Did I miss a memo? Are libs precluded from eating cheese?  
 

Also, why would one put cheese on salmon and also why overcook the everliving shit out of it? 

[atomheartbevo 89778]

If Charlie Kirk is 6'4", lol.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

 

[Beau Vine 54381]

Lil Trumpkin gets lesson in free-market employment, a thread:

 

[HenryJames 66160]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33887]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Lil Trumpkin gets lesson in free-market employment, a thread:

 

go Canes

[Chooky 13317]

On 1/11/2021 at 11:35 PM, Beau Vine said:

Ben is a midget. 

[Gil Bang 25999]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

And as he proved with his review, we know this is the only way his wife is ever going to get a WAP.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Just wanted to post this headline.  
 

Staten Island Republican Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler’ at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say ‘Mein Führer’

 

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/staten-island-republican-who-shouted-heil-hitler-at-rally-apologizes-by-saying-she-actually-meant-to-say-mein-fuhrer/

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

7 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Just wanted to post this headline.  
 

Staten Island Republican Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler’ at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say ‘Mein Führer’

 

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/staten-island-republican-who-shouted-heil-hitler-at-rally-apologizes-by-saying-she-actually-meant-to-say-mein-fuhrer/

[Blotto 23568]

8 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Just wanted to post this headline.  
 

Staten Island Republican Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler’ at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say ‘Mein Führer’

 

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/staten-island-republican-who-shouted-heil-hitler-at-rally-apologizes-by-saying-she-actually-meant-to-say-mein-fuhrer/

This fucking simulation, man. If we were playing a game of "Onion headlines, yes or no?", I would have bet it all on "yes" 

But then I drop her name into Google and find this gem.... 

Quote

Staten Island borough presidential candidate Leticia Remauro has resigned from the Staten Island Hebrew Public Charter School’s board of trustees after a video surfaced of her saying the phrase “Heil Hitler” during an extended rant while attending a rally outside Mac’s Public House last year.

 

[AnTiM 1669]

9 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Just wanted to post this headline.  
 

Staten Island Republican Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler’ at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say ‘Mein Führer’

 

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/staten-island-republican-who-shouted-heil-hitler-at-rally-apologizes-by-saying-she-actually-meant-to-say-mein-fuhrer/

Screw you, bitch.  Oops, what I meant to say was screw you, you stupid bitch.