DnD Stories

[Viper 12109]

Just saw this on Reddit and it had me cracking up

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21094]

Fucking Swam. 

I really wish I had the time and access to nerdery to play a regular campaign. 

[Guest]

It’s been 32 or 33 years...

 

That’s some Level 78 nerdery though.

[UTGrad98 2280]

Dwarf cleric in 2nd addition was always OP as fuck. +2 Con and -2 Cha. Please...

[crash_davis 23114]

is this the thread for the people who made it through high school as virgins?

[CleverNickname 1321]

I'm actually rolling dice as I type (pathfinder 2e playtest). I tell everyone my Friday nights are "poker night." Even my in laws have no idea. I'm deeply ashamed of my hobby, and love it anyway.

[RDCanecutter 26455]

On 10/19/2018 at 9:06 PM, crash_davis said:

is this the thread for the people who made it through high school as virgins?

Only high school? I can see. Sir, that you lack devotion to your craft.

CSB: In my 20s the company where I was an artist went belly-up. I already had a sideline drawing peoples' DnD characters via mail-order. A pal suggested I hit up Sci-Fi and Trekkie conventions, get a table, do the same in person.

TLDR: You can actually make money doing that. You will hear 90 stories about DnD characters while you do it. Is your CON up to it, or do we go Call of Cthulhu and make a SAN check?

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

At first, I was thinking "why the hell did he post this", then I got to the end and felt dumb as hell for not figuring it out on my own.

That reminds me, did you know the original scooby doo series is set during a massive global economic depression?

[RDCanecutter 26455]

On 12/23/2018 at 10:31 AM, HornsOverIthaca said:

That reminds me, did you know the original scooby doo series is set during a massive global economic depression?

OK, I'll bite. Splain, Loocy!

[G650 14270]

On 12/22/2018 at 4:34 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Only high school? I can see. Sir, that you lack devotion to your craft.

CSB: In my 20s the company where I was an artist went belly-up. I already had a sideline drawing peoples' DnD characters via mail-order. A pal suggested I hit up Sci-Fi and Trekkie conventions, get a table, do the same in person.

TLDR: You can actually make money doing that. You will hear 90 stories about DnD characters while you do it. Is your CON up to it, or do we go Call of Cthulhu and make a SAN check?

This is an underappreciated story.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

 

[Viper 12109]

Dead ale wives is classic

[LW Goatman 1124]