Cowboys @ Redskins: Week 7

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

Dak is a fucking man. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

“Do a button hook”

[Vic Mackey 47133]

Our routes are so shitty

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What happened to last week's imaginative play calling?

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

[Drew 2516]

Thomson should have had that. Norman didn’t get a hand on it.

[Trey3216 15352]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What happened to last week's imaginative play calling?

Too hard to have imagination on the road 

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Our routes are so shitty

Our route tree is simplistic.  Still anchored in the 90's.

[hookem48 4702]

that was a dirty ass block there

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Drew said:

Thomson should have had that. Norman didn’t get a hand on it.

it helps if you catch the ball with the hands, instead of trying to hug it against the chest, but I don't get paid millions to catch footballs, so what do I  know?

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

Chop block.... Drive killer.

[NowThis 931]

Connor Williams with a dirty chop block 

[Stu 25]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

We?  You posting from the sidelines again Garrett?

[C-Man 27254]

Chop block.... Drive killer.

Washington LDE was offside too.

[Junior Miller 1502]

Jesus Conner you're a 305 lbs OG why are you chop blocking a guy you can easily reach and get in front of

Edited October 21, 2018 by Junior Miller

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Connor Williams is having a terrible game. 

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

Just now, Stu said:

We?  You posting from the sidelines again Garrett?

See the response.  Even Surly lacks imagination today....

[NowThis 931]

Jonathan Allen, Bama Monster, with the sack 

[Trey3216 15352]

I thought body slamming the QB was a penalty 

[Vic Mackey 47133]

We invested a lot of money in a shitty OL.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Augustus 3061]

Romo is the best color analyst in the NFL

[Stu 25]

Getting some great line play today boys.  They're getting blown off the line every fucking down.  Not one of them is winning a battle.

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

It’s like we’re playing Maryland. 

[hookem48 4702]

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Connor Williams with a dirty chop block 

the kind of shit you do when you're getting your ass kicked

[dbecks 442]

AP needs to pee in a cup right now.

[hookem48 4702]

Just now, dbecks said:

AP needs to pee in a cup right now.

maybe wait till halftime 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Do a button hook”

You button hooked me. I didn't know you were gonna button hook me! Regular Roger Staubach over there!

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

Think I saw a stat where LVE has one missed tackle this year..... If he gets his mitts on you, he generally gets you down.

[Trey3216 15352]

I’ve said it every game he’s played in:   When LVE hits you, you go down immediately.   Dude does not allow people to get extras on him 

[Braff Zacklin 13650]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Think I saw a stat where LVE has one missed tackle this year..... If he gets his mitts on you, he generally gets you down.

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

Against a better defensive front last week they went away from their easily recognized routines and threw in a lot more misdirection and playaction/fakes which made them start to hesitate and helped the OL get on blocks better. Now they go back to this predictable shit trying to beat defenses head on with zero variation. 

It's like they saw Jacksonville's front as too good to beat head up so they mixed it up, but with any defense they think they should be able to beat heads up they don't do any of it. Problem is they have a gross overvaluation of their own OL and still think it's 2016. You have a rookie LG who's natural position is tackle and a RT who's natural position is guard. Throw in a journeyman center and you don't have a line so good you can just whip defenses who aren't the Lions head up. 

Terrible coaching. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

Both these teams suck ass. Horrible football game

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

3 minutes left in the first half.... Elliott gets his best run of the day.  It's 4 yards.

[NowThis 931]

John Riggins was one of the toughest mofos of all time. I'm glad i was around to see his games live, you young ones can youtube it. 

[Zavala 1384]

12 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

out of bounds talk not going away

lol

 

Damn Elliot has some ass burgers or something he's always twitching

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

These two yard passes are bullshit. Dak's been given a shitty OC, but he gets part of the blame for this.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Why are the cowboys paying their o-line so much money. These guys look like warm dogshit. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Just lay there Beasley you lazy fuck

[Drew 2516]

That’s my boy Dak!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Gallup!

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Nice throw Dak!

[Patrick Bateman 3920]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

These two yard passes are bullshit. Dak's been given a shitty OC, but he gets part of the blame for this.

Except for the fumble, Dak's played well today.  He's been under constant pressure and our receiving corp hasn't changed.

 

TD Gallup!!!!!

[Trey3216 15352]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

3 minutes left in the first half.... Elliott gets his best run of the day.  It's 4 yards.

Not his fault.   This coaching staff is full regard 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

There we go. Finally.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Who the hell is that motherfucker?

[NowThis 931]

Gallup polls well 

[Trey3216 15352]

There we go 

[Horny Bull 2766]

Gallup TD!

[Trey3216 15352]

Just now, NowThis said:

Gallup polls well 

Your mom thinks he poles well 

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

Maybe we just give Dak a concussion before every game?

Edited October 21, 2018 by Gucci_Suit