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4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I thought I was imagining things yesterday morning in the shower. Smelled very sludgey. I feel like I smell like zebra mussels after my showers

Sounds like you didn’t fully finish waffle-stomping your shit down the shower drain. 

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Noticed it this morning in the shower (enough that I could smell it on me later) and was thinking back to something I saw on Facebook about zebra mussels. Been drinking a lot of topo and Waterloo (unrelated) and just noticed it brushing my teeth. Yuck. Putting bottled water in the coffee maker and jugs of it on the grocery list. 78745, maybe the water smelling like zebra ass is a south thing.

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78749 and it didn't hit us till last night. Tried making coffee with it this morning and the smell was too much. Luckily I had some bottles to use until this passes. 

Otherwise I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode smelling like "the Beach". 

Posted
20 minutes ago, Deej said:

If Austin can keep this streak up, we may be able to avoid mandatory water rationing this summer. 

Think how lush the grass will be with the water already having fertilizer in it!

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The lack of proactive communication from the City is stunning.  We learned absolutely nothing from the October debacle other than my water smells like Ann Kitchen's Soul.  

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78748. Totally gross. You're telling me that it smells like dead mussels, but it's totally healthy? Bollocks. I showered and smell like dead water creatures. 

Well, it could be that...and go with me here...you’re just a stinky motherfucker.
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I’m not opening my mouth or eyes in the shower.  Not because of the odor, but because I’m Jewish.  We were right all along on shellfish!

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Please tell me one of the 97 craft breweries in Austin is gonna make a spoof Clamato beer outta this.  Some kinda Zebra Michelada.   If they pull the joke off correctly, it’d sell a million cases. 

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1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Y’all should use this opportunity to replace your plumbing with Topo Chico. The bubbly burst from the bidet is exhilarating 

Today's Surly-1%-plus-in-the-closet-gay posting!!!

Posted
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Y’all should use this opportunity to replace your plumbing with Topo Chico. The bubbly burst from the bidet is exhilarating 

I prefer flavored la croix as it gives my ass a hint of a nice fruit smell. 

Posted
19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Wonder what the visiting tourists from around the country & overseas think after taking a shower in one of those fancy hotels downtown?

They think they woke up in Waco.

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if tourists head into town on ben white then they've already passed multiple tent cities and homeless compounds and are probably already questioning their vacation choice.

or maybe it's all a creative way of keeping people from moving here.

Posted
45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

if tourists head into town on ben white then they've already passed multiple tent cities and homeless compounds and are probably already questioning their vacation choice.

Lars Eighner says hi!

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Anyone still have nasty ass water in south Austin? I'm in the 45 (manchaca dittmar-ish) and it still tastes like booty juice, now with more chlorine.

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On 2/9/2019 at 2:49 PM, hayden_horn said:

Can confirm terrible tasting water at Crockett High the other night. Jesus H Christ, Austin utilities are worthless 

 

On 2/10/2019 at 3:41 PM, Anastasis said:

Austin utility clown show. 

 

On 2/10/2019 at 8:23 PM, Red Five said:

We all get comped on our water bill for the past few days right? 

 

On 2/11/2019 at 12:29 PM, Ghost of LL said:

This town is run by absolute clowns.

I bet you selfish fucks didn’t properly drain and clean your boats a couple years ago when all this was taking hold.  and now you show up and bitch about the utility company.  this has nothing to do with austin utilities and everything to do with lazy, entitled boaters. 

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