MNF: Giants @ Falcons

[TexasMan 10891]

Atlanta -4

O/U 52.5 

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Michael Vick in the house! It's gon' be a dawg fight!

[TexasMan 10891]

Love those Falcons uniforms. Never should have changed from those. 

[Machinator 32099]

As far as matchups of last-place teams go, I've seen worse.

Edited October 23, 2018 by Machinator

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Love those Falcons uniforms. Never should have changed from those. 

I agree with you, but I'd prefer the red helmets.

http://blog.heritagesportsart.com/2010/08/atlanta-falcons-uniform-and-team.html

[George 493]

Put 20 on the falcons -4.5. Surly 99%. 

[Bullneck 19106]

They stole the TCU train horn.  

[Machinator 32099]

Nice punt.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Holy cow, how about dancing after you all win a game.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

I missed most of the Steelers game against Atlanta. I didn't realize Atlanta's offensive line sucked so bad.

[satyanash 14506]

Jesus fucking Christ...

[GHOSTUSER 361]

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Love those Falcons uniforms. Never should have changed from those. 

Was going to post the same thing. Love those unis. I do think the Falcons have the best iteration of a modern updated uni. It’s just their classic is a tad better. Other NFL teams that should go back to their classic unis: Eagles, Pats and Chargers

Edited October 23, 2018 by Iconoclast Texan

[gmr548 16580]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Jesus fucking Christ...

But how are his forearms? 

[TexasMan 10891]

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Man, this game is pretty crappy

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

do there look to be a lot of empty seats?

[Machinator 32099]

A real barnburner, this is.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Why does Joe Tessetore yell all the time?

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Why does Joe Tessetore yell all the time?

He still thinks this is college football.

ESPN needs to learn that simply bringing over good CFB announcers to call MNF won't fix the broadcast.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

A real barnburner, this is.

On FS1 they are showing Red Bull skateboard kids from Munich. I just keep thinking of the guys doing play-by-play in the movie Dodgeball.

[Machinator 32099]

Hey, a TD!

To whom?

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

WoW, the New York Football Giants suck.

[Machinator 32099]

TD-saving PI.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

TD-saving PI.

well under thrown pass.

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

well under thrown pass.

That too.

Matt isn't looking especially sharp.

[satyanash 14506]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

well under thrown pass.

Just underthrew it again to Hooper on a potential TD

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Odds that the halftime musical act is as shitty as the football was in the first half?

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Aww yeah. Bring on Lil Yachty! I’m sure this will be good.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Yup, it is as shitty.

Thanks Hyundai!

[Radical Larry 28623]

What in the hell is this?

[Agent 13 314]

I was not entertained.

[ButtFumble 5180]

Mays School of Business Marketing Department 101

if you have a really shitty product that is not selling double down on that with another shitty product so people get 2X the shit for the same price

[Facemask 103]

That sucked..real bad. Muthafucka wasn't even singing!

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[Machinator 32099]

Too cute.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

9 minutes ago, Facemask said:

That sucked..real bad. Muthafucka wasn't even singing!

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Artistic license

[Vic Mackey 47050]

This game plus Witten announcing = tuning out. Terrible fucking game. Eli is so bad. Falcons aren't much better.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

I watched State Pen, and Barkley, more than most of you, and also read a lot about him during his college days in Crappy Valley because the Nitters have a lot of ball lickers in the Pittsburgh media, and I get it, he can be spectacular.

But for fuck's sake these announcers have to quit reacting to every touch he has as if it is the greatest rushing attempt, or fly sweep, or screen pass that has ever been seen.

He may very well become one of the all-time greats, nobody knows for sure if it will happen. Let's let it happen and then react, rather than the other way around.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

Booger McFarland sounds like a Madden announcer reading generic pre-recorded lines.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Julio Jones, aka Quintorris Lopez Jones, is so damn good. I remember making sure to watch one of his school games when it was on ESPN. I think it was Jones and his Foley H.S. team against Spanish Fort.

 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Booger McFarland sounds like a Madden announcer reading generic pre-recorded lines.

I'm just fucking tired hearing Joe Tess start every sentence with "Boog".

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

kind of looked like a catch.

[tbone_ 14127]

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

[FizzleFish 137]

9 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I watched State Pen, and Barkley, more than most of you, and also read a lot about him during his college days in Crappy Valley because the Nitters have a lot of ball lickers in the Pittsburgh media, and I get it, he can be spectacular.

But for fuck's sake these announcers have to quit reacting to every touch he has as if it is the greatest rushing attempt, or fly sweep, or screen pass that has ever been seen.

He may very well become one of the all-time greats, nobody knows for sure if it will happen. Let's let it happen and then react, rather than the other way around.

I agree. I want to hear what’s actually happening or just happened on the field. I want to hear insight into why something worked or didn’t work. Instead we start the pre game (college or pro) with some personal story and then continue all these storylines throughout the game. 

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

Fuck you Joe Tess. You thought it was incomplete.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

Is that a bad thing?

[Machinator 32099]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

Seems to be SOP on these broadcasts

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

2 minutes ago, FizzleFish said:

I agree. I want to hear what’s actually happening or just happened on the field. I want to hear insight into why something worked or didn’t work. Instead we start the pre game (college or pro) with some personal story and then continue all these storylines throughout the game. 

Tonight Barkley has 11 runs for 22 yards before that last carry right there. 

[Machinator 32099]

Giants' red zone offense is a disaster.

[PittsburghTiger 6187]

they are terrible inside the 20

[satyanash 14506]

I don't know who the Giants' kicker is, but he has a very short, smooth kicking motion. Looks like he's just gently pushing it but then you see it fly 40+ yards.