Bronco backup QB Chad Kelly arrested for trespassing

[Dennis Taylor 18871]

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

[RPM 26354]

Todd Marinovich, Ryan Leaf and Johnny Football are not impressed.

Although, after looking at his history he might be a promising contender for their club.

Edited October 23, 2018 by RPM

[Bullneck 19206]

Aren't we supposed to forgive those who trespass against us?

[jdhorn92 1558]

18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

[cabowabo 4514]

Dude's eyes are not level.

[closetojumping 62870]

That is the look of a hillbilly destined to wind up behind bars, either for incest, meth, or both. He was enjoyable to cheer against in college, and, well, I'm happy to be reminded of his idiocy again now. That picture should be the only thing shown in the dictionary for the word "moron".

[clapclapclap 9000]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

At least he didn't shoot anyone

[taybo20 2878]

I cant help but laugh at this thread and the picture of Chad 

[texifornia 57101]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

Lot of players having to say the party wasn't specifically cocaine-themed. Uh huh.

[GotThatFire 166]

55 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

 I wouldn’t be able to look this dude in the eyes as he speaks. I would have to excuse myself. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

Homeowner must have swung that vacuum tube like Sammy Sosa to do that to his face.

[Tex Pete 20484]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

I'm thinking something along these lines, but with uneven eyes.

[miguelito 11311]

28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I think he's more of a Picasso.

 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Had forgotten that he's Jim Kelly's nephew

And how much he likes to party.  On a Tuesday morning

[Bullneck 19206]

And then there's this from 2016:

 

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Chad Kelly involved in high school football brawl

 

Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has to be restrained as he runs onto the field after his brother is hit late out of bounds during Kelly's alma mater's football game.

 

[TexasMan 10987]

3 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

[Mileslong 4728]

I'm thinking something along these lines, but with uneven eyes.

I can certainly see why this dude would wear a patch over one eye

[Domedriver 655]

I harken back and wonder, just what Edwin Simmons was doing naked in some folks backyard.  I think Edwin was battling with the undefeated and this guy was on da dopes

[mulletpelini 5216]

kids never been able to straighten things out

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Right eye is weed, left eye is blow.

[Jack Burton 35]

Well now he can finally get Mia Khalifas attention

[Trey3216 15356]

5 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

You meant to say, “Dude’s eyes are on another level” 

[DougO 5256]

I guess Chad got so used to sitting on benches so developed a compulsion for sitting on random people's couches.

[Tex Pete 20484]

[SurlyBDR 22842]

6 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

[cabowabo 4514]

He done.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000977922/article/chad-kelly-released-by-broncos-day-after-arrest

[Monty86 60]

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Aren't we supposed to forgive those who trespass against us?

Except for Chads - you don't want those hanging around.

[Tex Long 4445]

Life imitates Art. Paging Colt Bennett, Colt Bennett to the Orange-and-Blue courtesy phone.

[texifornia 57101]

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

He done.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000977922/article/chad-kelly-released-by-broncos-day-after-arrest

Million dollar arm, ten cent brain. Woof.

[ztejas 43537]

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Beat me to it

[runthebone 8042]

Englewood always up to no good--wait. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

I think I see why a lot of his passes were low and to the right 

[deadshank 24653]

Buncha sanctimonious hypocrites around here.  Who hasn't done this?  If you haven't you're a lightweight.

 

 

[TexasMan 10987]

Chad Kelly's eyes match what Looch's eyebrows need 

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That is the look of a hillbilly destined to wind up behind bars, either for incest, meth, or both. He was enjoyable to cheer against in college, and, well, I'm happy to be reminded of his idiocy again now. That picture should be the only thing shown in the dictionary for the word "moron".

Ahem,,,

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

 

That must be one hell of a party!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Except for Chads - you don't want those hanging around.

Fuck

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

22 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.

Good god.  That SpaceAge tube did some serious damage.

[Monty86 60]

Did a small edit to the first sentence on his Wiki page.  Anyone able to help out an old fart on embedding?  Here it is in large bold below:

 

Chad Kelly

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

 

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Chad Kelly

Chad Patrick Kelly (born March 26, 1994) is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent and still hungover from Von Miller's wicked Halloween party. He played college football at Clemson and Ole Miss. The Broncos selected him in the seventh round with the final pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, making him that year's Mr. Irrelevant.

[Monty86 60]

NVM, guess I have to sign up to make legit edits.  FML.

[MrBig 5440]

He gets into the league asleep on a couch, gets kicked out of the league for sleeping on a couch. Full circle. 

[TonyTexas 10527]

Kelly has achieved the rare football trifecta by being kicked off a high school, college and professional football team for disciplinary reasons.

[tbone_ 14161]

I bet he’s got some good stories.