Suspicious packages all over the place

[irockalltherocks 55]

3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

 

Looks like that spray on hair some guys use to cover bald spots.

[Newdoc 3440]

The van matches the bombs. This is like a plot from an A-Team, Six Million Dollar Man or CHIPS episode. Complete with roided out villan.

[Digdogger 1344]

1 hour ago, Loco said:

You know who the real victim is going to be in all this???

 

His future cell mate.  Ho Lee Shit... it'd be like a bot reading you Cloak Room 24/7...  

He'll might be one of the few prisoners who then truly deserves all the raping he gets from the big black guy

[Trey3216 15346]

I bet he's pissed because he lost his Casino rights/stipends.  

[mdmost 43001]

I think he's pissed that FSU appropriated the Tomahawk Chop. 

[Trey3216 15346]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think he's pissed that FSU appropriated the Tomahawk Chop. 

His bunk mate will be singing:

"Blow, Blow, seminal wind"   

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

The jokes are much better than the stupid CR stuff at the front of this thread.

[Beau Vine 54230]

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When asked why Sayoc allegedly targeted Democrats, Sessions said he “appears to be a partisan , but that would be determined by the facts as the case goes forward.”

We got Sherlock fucking Holmes here.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We got Sherlock fucking Holmes here.

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

[RDCanecutter 26443]

26 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

My guess is that he was going to send every politician in the country a bomb, and he sent the first 13 all to Ds because that comes before G, L, R, or S.

[Trey3216 15346]

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

My guess is that he was going to send every politician in the country a bomb, and he sent the first 13 all to Ds because that comes before G, L, R, or S.

Exactly.   That’s why Bernie didn’t get one 

[MissingInAction 25077]

D also comes before potato.

[Trey3216 15346]

And potato comes before potäto 

[pantone159 719]

and that before potatoe.

 

[InkaUtexas 25942]

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

see, we need another damn third party so it is harder on the genius bombers of the nation. 

[jdhorn92 1549]

5 hours ago, Newdoc said:

The van matches the bombs. This is like a plot from an A-Team, Six Million Dollar Man or CHIPS episode. Complete with roided out villan.

Exactly like the A-team, Nobody ever died, ever. Blow up a  couple Sandanistas in a Jeep , they roll around holding their lower back until Face puts em in the van. 

Edited October 27, 2018 by jdhorn92

[Digdogger 1344]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

D also comes before potato.

Your mom is shaped like a potato and comes for the D

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

So is the suspect a sort of politically motivated Chad Briscoe?

My first thought when I saw the articles and pictures.

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

42 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Your mom is shaped like a potato and comes for the D

Your mom is shaped like the D and comes with a potato. 

[SaucyJack 3488]

8 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Is that AM Dawn, or PM Dawn?  

Seem apropos

 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

Read the bomber filed for bankruptcy in 2012 with 4K in assets and 21k in liabilities.   People file bankruptcy for a net 17k underwater?   I get that some creditors calling you is a pain and maybe no one else will give you credit, but any able bodied American between 16 and 75 should be able to pay of 20k in a reasonable time.    

Then again I saw his old attorney on tv saying that the guy had a break with reality a long time ago.  Had the emotional age of a teenager.  He physically changed his ID to make himself look 10 years younger to attract more women.   I somehow doubt his age scared off women.

 

[RDCanecutter 26443]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Then again I saw his old attorney on tv saying that the guy had a break with reality a long time ago.  Had the emotional age of a teenager.  He physically changed his ID to make himself look 10 years younger to attract more women.   I somehow doubt his age scared off women.

He was really into the women, and would oil-wrestle any guy into submission who said otherwise.

[phdhorn 6224]

21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

He was really into the women, and would oil-wrestle any guy into submission who said otherwise.

Reminds me of 2 great lines from Arthur:

Susan : A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur : It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

- and, my old favorite - 

You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 10/26/2018 at 12:46 PM, Deej said:

Waiting for the filters. Fox will make him look darker. MSNBC will make him look whiter.

So...it was Sammy Sosa?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So...it was Sammy Sosa?

OJ's free ya know.

[immortal13 4059]

On 10/26/2018 at 2:15 PM, Newdoc said:

The van matches the bombs. This is like a plot from an A-Team, Six Million Dollar Man or CHIPS episode. Complete with roided out villan.

His plan really didn't come together

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Anyone know what is happening here?

 

[MissingInAction 25077]

Did swam expose himself to a blind man again?

[hornian 5219]

19 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Anyone know what is happening here?

 

Turns out it was nothing. Much like most of the Texas Lege. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

7 minutes ago, hornian said:

Turns out it was nothing. Much like most of the Texas Lege. 

Yeah, I never heard a peep about it except from them and the DMN.