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32 minutes ago, Loco said:

I worked with an FBI agent of Miami.  She was hot, and serious, and hot...  also Cherokee indian.  She was tall lean and muscular and did I mention very serious?  I was completely impressed by her.   /csb

Despite what you hear in the news, the FBI is no joke.

I have a friend who is an FBI agent. He was the guy that ripped loud farts in class back in H.S. Just imagine what Jerry O'Connell would be like as an FBI agent. He is a great guy but serious isn't how I would describe him.

On the other hand he is a bit more serious than my college roommate who became a U.S. Marshal that never got over his appetite for Eastern European porn.

 

 

 

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Goredho
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These are your reactions when a right wing nut job attempts to assasinate a former democrat President, VP and presidential candidate (20 bombs in all) and you incredulously wonder why you are ridicule

Longhorn94
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I dont understand. Why cant Trumpkins just admit he is wrong. That all of his stupid hate mongering is wrong. Bush didn't do it. Bush Sr. didnt either. Neither did Reagan. Heck, I dont think Nixon did

HenryJames
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The van is registered to a Jorge Soros of Miami.

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18 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

I've never seen a poster so desperate for validation.  The guy is hanging on our every word.  Completely on tilt the last two days. 

I’m starting to feel kind of bad about dunking on him because I think he’s probably on the spectrum.

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8 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Dont worry I won't be calling yall out on hypocrisy forever and yall will be able to get back to the echo chamber circle jerk.  

You've got people left right and center calling you out here. I'm truly curious what sort of hypocrisy and echo chamber you are percieving.

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8 minutes ago, F250 said:

I have a friend who is an FBI agent. He was the guy that ripped loud farts in class back in H.S. Just imagine what Jerry O'Connell would be like as an FBI agent. He is a great guy but serious isn't how I would describe him.

On the other hand he is a bit more serious than my college roommate who became a U.S. Marshal that never got over his appetite for Eastern European porn.

 

 

 

What's wrong with Eastern European porn?

WHAT?

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I have a friend who is an FBI agent. He was the guy that ripped loud farts in class back in H.S. Just imagine what Jerry O'Connell would be like as an FBI agent. He is a great guy but serious isn't how I would describe him.
On the other hand he is a bit more serious than my college roommate who became a U.S. Marshal that never got over his appetite for Eastern European porn.
 
 
 


Look, who hasn’t ripped farts and laughed, all the way to the coffin? That’s as American as apple pie.
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Just now, tjhooker said:

Yep, I was backing the conspiracy theories and all.  Y'all are something else.

motherfucker I cited two different conspiracy theories you had multiple posts about. I don't buy "I was just joking, TROLLED!one!!!" because there's tons of people being 100% serious about it and you're making light of over a dozen assassination attempts. I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't mean any of the shit you post, but either way, you're still adding to the volume of serious sounding discussion that's pushing easily verifiably false theories.

 

And on top of that, you're getting butthurt for getting called out. Take the loss, pussy.

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

That's a stupid idea.

Reality is that there should be zero positive rep in the political forum, but until that happens negs are needed to counterbalance. Otherwise even admitted trolls can't be booted.

Obvious trolls showing up with political spamfest in their first dozen posts are completely outside of what I am referring to.

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5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

What's wrong with Eastern European porn?

WHAT?

Something about the desperation for U.S dollars and lack of concern for sanitary standards the women had when it comes to butt play and their uncut heathen partners.

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I've never met an FBI agent who wasn't 1) dead serious about EVERYTHING, and 2) incredibly smart and well-educated.  I have pretty clear and clean life advice for y'all: if you are thinking of becoming involved in something that is likely to be investigated by the FBI, and could have a negative outcome for you.....don't do it.  

I mean, unless that's your plan for getting an introduction to the hot blonde agent above, in which case, you have my blessing.

I used to know a couple who were both former CIA. He was an IT security guy. She was an accountant and before that she was in playboy. Interesting folks.

 

/csb

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If only someone had warned us about how blind partisanship/team politics agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, and foments violence.

IF ONLY.

 

Oh wait....someone did?  George motherfucking WASHINGTON did?  Huh.  Interesting.  Never knew he was a soy boy libtard.  Learn something new every day.

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8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And the the state media AKA Fox News makes the already stupid Trump Cult even more ill informed by their shitty, slanted, warped “reporting”.
 

Uncle from San Antonio called me and ask if I was hoping for a red wave.  I said fuck no, sick of all the bullshit.  

Then he said what about the caravan. I was like “Really?! The caravan. That’s what concerns you?”  

Use your imagination of how the rest of the conversation went.

Then I realized the caravan propaganda is likely targeted to Texas voters/audiences for obvious reasons. 

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uncle from San Antonio called me and ask if I was hoping for a red wave.  I said fuck no, sick of all the bullshit.  

Then he said what about the caravan. I was like “Really?! The caravan. That’s what concerns you?”  

Use your imagination of how the rest of the conversation went.

Then I realized the caravan propaganda is likely targeted to Texas voters/audiences for obvious reasons. 

Probably white people in Texas (especially SATX) have concerns about illegals and minority majority’s than most other communities though. Have some empathy for your racist uncle and js1’s idiot mom (his words, not mine).

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1 minute ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Probably white people in Texas (especially SATX) have concerns about illegals and minority majority’s than most other communities though. Have some empathy for your racist uncle and js1’s idiot mom (his words, not mine).

My Uncle isn’t racist, just doesn’t like the fact that these people are not vetted properly.  

Okay, he’s probably a latent racist.

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People like this guy are everywhere.  There is a guy in the area where I live who is well known for harassing Democratic candidates at the local level.  He'll blast their social media with tales of George Soros and ISIS.  I'm talking about city council, school board, shit like that.  He also does it to businesses he deems unworthy.  Guy is totally deranged and has a few restraining orders out there but they're difficult to make stick because the targets are running for public office.

There's a network of people here that warn others and potential targets.  They'll take screen shots of his derangement and send them others as warnings to watch out for him.

My point is there are people like this guy in every town.  When a politician whips the throng into a frenzy, 98% are OK but then there are the people like this guy living out of his van.  

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What sucks about this is there will be zero consequences for her.  She will go about spouting more bullshit and given her usual platforms on Fox News.

This is why people openly ridicule her in public.  It’s the only way our society can hold her accountable now. 

Truly, the way to become wealthy beyond what one's lack of talent would otherwise allow is to be in the business of telling the "conservative street" what they want to hear.  One need only spout ridiculous assertions about tried-and-true targets like Hillary, Obama, Soros, etc... with great vengeance and furious anger.  The only real skills that are needed are:

1.  The ability to quickly come up with creative alternative "facts" when reality inevitably clashes with the bubble of bullshit your audience surrounds themselves in
2.  Being able to sleep with yourself given your role in the downfall of America

Its like the "sex tape" of the mid 2000s, except you don't need to be A) hot and/or B) have some degree of fame already attached to your name.

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7 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Probably white people in Texas (especially SATX) have concerns about illegals and minority majority’s than most other communities though. Have some empathy for your racist uncle and js1’s idiot mom (his words, not mine).

Most San Antonio whites don't have an issue with browns. The city is heavily integrated. It's the other places where ignorance breeds contempt.

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21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uncle from San Antonio called me and ask if I was hoping for a red wave.  I said fuck no, sick of all the bullshit.  

Then he said what about the caravan. I was like “Really?! The caravan. That’s what concerns you?”  

Use your imagination of how the rest of the conversation went.

Then I realized the caravan propaganda is likely targeted to Texas voters/audiences for obvious reasons. 

Your uncle calls you to chit chat about politics?

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how the fuck does this bot not get banned?

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Mail-bomb suspect Cesar Sayoc Jr. advertised his affinity for President Donald Trump on his white Dodge Ram van—and he also owned $7,000 worth of  Trump-branded clothing. Or so says a 2015 police record in which Sayoc reported that a burglar swiped $45,000 worth of his property from his white Dodge Ram van and a U-Haul trailer while he was working out in a gym in Oakland Park, Fla. An itemized list of the items said Sayoc claimed that 11 pieces of clothing from Trump’s clothing line were taken, along with other apparel and computer equipment. Police said they reviewed security video and did not see anyone enter the area where the van was parked. One of Sayoc’s Facebook pages shows that earlier that month, he was trying to sell brand new Trump suits and other designer clothing at incredibly deep discounts. His police file also includes arrests dating back to 1991, including busts for theft and possession of steroids.

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3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Been in conference calls for the past 7 hours. Have the right wing nut jobs claimed a new theory yet?

Dude's name is an anagram for "Hillary did it, LOCK HER UP!"  Well, I mean, it's an anagram if you're a braindead moron who can't spell.  So, yeah, I'm sure that's a working theory out there in Trumpland.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Dude's name is an anagram for "Hillary did it, LOCK HER UP!"  Well, I mean, it's an anagram if you're a braindead moron who can't spell.  So, yeah, I'm sure that's a working theory out there in Trumpland.

I hear he delivered PIZZA. And we all know what that means. He's the Qanons inside man tearing down the kid slave trade. 

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