The Mail Bomb Poll Thread

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Put your cards on the table. I mean, if the poll thing works.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Need one for don’t know yet. 

[David Dennison 18,925]

Is an incel 4-chan cuck alt-right?

[Whitman 694]

Rae Carruth

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Put your cards on the table. I mean, if the poll thing works.

Why is there not a Soros selection? I know you'll get a hand full of responses for it. Hell, Johnny could have made a selection then. 

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Need one for don’t know yet. 

Obviously we don't know. The point is to speculate needlessly. How else will you get to gloat over being right?

Edited October 24, 2018 by Thetexashammer

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

The second option is non-existent, so we can rule that one out. 

[David Dennison 18,925]

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

The second option is non-existent, so we can rule that one out. 

That is a very good point.

 

[bad_teammate 13,218]

Look at TexasHammer trying to get out in front of it with those two choices. #sad

[bolverk 29,694]

I don't see the Johnny Sack trust fund queen option.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

Isn’t criminal/terrorist the correct answer?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Isn’t criminal/terrorist the correct answer?

Yes

[TexArcher 37,980]

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Isn’t alt-right incel criminal/terrorist with a small, dysfunctional weenie who is brainwashed by Fox News the correct answer?

Yep

[tantric superman 4,667]

Fuck you, OP.

[jettrink 40]

One demented mother fucker.

[Spankytoes 1,742]

28 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Need one for don’t know yet. 

That’s not how justice works in 2018

[F250 28,787]

Missing the "Religion of Peace" option.

 

[Incredulity 11,675]

Your Mother

[David Dennison 18,925]

11 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

That’s not how justice works in 2018

Lock her up?

[Brisketexan 105,160]

It's Owen Wilson.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's Owen Wilson.

 

[Tom 2,959]

It's very likely a false flag false flag.  Some right wing guy is clearly framing the Democrats as framing the Republicans.  It's too close to midterms for any other option.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26,454]

Need to blow up the number of choices.

[High Plains Drifter 11,050]

Where's the "Fuck you OP, you orange licking piece of shit" option?

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

16 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Where's the "Fuck you OP, you orange licking piece of shit" option?

And a good day to you, sir.

[Deej 76,839]

Taylor Hamm. 

[Zavala 1,384]

No option for other? Wouldn't it be a perfect election disruption for an enemy regime to play games with the two sides of American people?

Rubbish.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,204]

I voted alt right but would like to add to it.  I think the Russians might ultimately be behind this.  I'm not saying a Russian agent did it but I wouldn't be surprised if they found the right useful idiot to prod into doing it. 

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

I voted alt right but would like to add to it.  I think the Russians might ultimately be behind this.  I'm not saying a Russian agent did it but I wouldn't be surprised if they found the right useful idiot to prod into doing it. 

That's good. Didn't think of that. It fits their MO.

[Bat Guano 359]

21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Your Mother

Dude, 'Your Mother' is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Your Mom,' please.

[MixtyMotions 102]

There are three choices:

1. Not tricky  - It's Debbie - she's being upfront.

2. Kind of tricky - tricky about the return address but not about addressees - It's not Debbie, but they are upfront about their politics (they're a right wing nut)

3. Real tricky - It's not Debbie, and they don't want any harm to addressees, but they want you to think they do (they're a left wing nut)

 

I'm  going with number one.

[po elvis 2,076]

let's see. none of these devices are exploding. they are all going to a certain political demographic. who would want everyone to think that one side is sending bombs to the other side without actually hurting that other side? pretty obvious.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

12 minutes ago, po elvis said:

let's see. none of these devices are exploding. they are all going to a certain political demographic. who would want everyone to think that one side is sending bombs to the other side without actually hurting that other side? pretty obvious.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

My conspiracy theory: Saudi Arabia

We haven't talked about their shit show since this happened and it was a shit show that could cost the King his reign, let alone lots of investments. 

Also, they seem to do operations out of Florida (9/11 pilots). 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

56 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 I think the Russians might ultimately be behind this.  I'm not saying a Russian agent did it but I wouldn't be surprised if they found the right useful idiot to prod into doing it. 

Well, considering Trump is exactly what a Kremlin agent of influence/useful idiot would look like, you might be on to something. 

[Brisketexan 105,160]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I voted alt right but would like to add to it.  I think the Russians might ultimately be behind this.  I'm not saying a Russian agent did it but I wouldn't be surprised if they found the right useful idiot to prod into doing it. 

While the rest of these are fun, this one actually has some real reasoning behind it.  I could certainly see this being the case.

Like the band of yahoos that showed up at a Gander Mountain to defend against a fake antifa demonstration that was a complete disinformation put-on.

[Ollie Slatt 289]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Like the band of yahoos that showed up at a Gander Mountain to defend against a fake antifa demonstration that was a complete disinformation put-on.

That was actually just a clever ploy by Gander Mountain to attract customers.  They were overstocked with 223 ammo and tactical clothing and needed to clear out some inventory.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

While the rest of these are fun, this one actually has some real reasoning behind it.  I could certainly see this being the case.

Let’s just for a moment entertain this possibility.

Should it be disclosed to the public that it was a Kremlin operation? 

Think long and hard about the consequences to follow such a revelation. 

[Brisketexan 105,160]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Let’s just for a moment entertain this possibility.

Should it be disclosed to the public that it was a Kremlin operation? 

Think long and hard about the consequences to follow such a revelation. 

Oh, I would doubt that anyone pulling the strings gave detailed instructions on bomb building or anything like that.  More like communications of "heroes take matters into their OWN hands.  What are you waiting for?"

[Bozo_Casanova 26,494]

you guessed it.

 

Edited October 25, 2018 by Bozo_Casanova

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I would doubt that anyone pulling the strings gave detailed instructions on bomb building or anything like that.  More like communications of "heroes take matters into their OWN hands.  What are you waiting for?"

My point was it doesn’t matter if it was the Russians. 

[Goredho 17,410]

If bombing libruls is wrong I don't wanna be right
If being right means being a cuckold beta
I'd rather live a wrong as an alt-right
The mainstream say its a shame

That I'm a deplorable disgrace
But long as I got Rush and Hannity on my side

I don't care what the snowflakes say

My echo chamber tells me there's no future
In being an American
If the Dems hold one seat of congress

So Imma Make America Great again!
If bombing libruls is wrong I don't wanna be right
If bombing libruls is wrong I don't wanna be right

[Brisketexan 105,160]

51 minutes ago, Ollie Slatt said:

That was actually just a clever ploy by Gander Mountain to attract customers.  They were overstocked with 223 ammo and tactical clothing and needed to clear out some inventory.  

I got a sweet Beretta A300 from Gander a few years ago -- they were a good $50 cheaper than everyone else.  So, there's that.

[RDCanecutter 26,454]

1 hour ago, MixtyMotions said:

There are three choices:

1. Not tricky  - It's Debbie - she's being upfront.

2. Kind of tricky - tricky about the return address but not about addressees - It's not Debbie, but they are upfront about their politics (they're a right wing nut)

3. Real tricky - It's not Debbie, and they don't want any harm to addressees, but they want you to think they do (they're a left wing nut)

 

I'm  going with number one.

Well, DWS did put her name on the return address. The return address is almost always the person who sent something.

[Guest]

Putin taking out his puppet's opposition.

[RDCanecutter 26,454]

5 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Where's the crazy mentally ill person option?

We're all here voting.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Why does “crazy” and “mentally ill” only come up when it’s a white guy doing the shooting or the bombing?

I never see Muslim terrorists called mentally ill.

These bombs were ALL sent to vocal Democrat critics of Trump. It’s political. It’s terrorism.

Fuck the pivot to “we need to discuss mental health” that always happens when white dudes get uncomfortable because a fellow white dude did a bad thing.

And, yep, I’m very comfortable in assuming a white dude is behind this. It’s screaming white dude.

[MixtyMotions 102]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Why does “crazy” and “mentally ill” only come up when it’s a white guy doing the shooting or the bombing?

I never see Muslim terrorists called mentally ill.

...

Fair question.  There's a good answer.

There are different categories of crimes.  The categories have nothing to do with the race or ethnicity of the criminal.

There's the kind of crime that is perpetrated by somebody:

1. mentally ill or fucked in the head- an ax murder, a pedoplhile, a mass shooting, killing their kids

2. with no moral compass - a mob hitman, a drug lord, a dictator - a sophisticated, premeditated crime usually for profit

3. stupid or on drugs - something like a robbery for twenty bucks - it makes no sense

4. a soldier in a cause - a war crime - it can be a Muslim terrorist, a US soldier pissed off in Vietnam or a Nazi following orders

 

I'm sure there are more if I thought about it.

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

Why isn't "A set up from the left and blame it on the right" an option?

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

31 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Why does “crazy” and “mentally ill” only come up when it’s a white guy doing the shooting or the bombing?

I never see Muslim terrorists called mentally ill.

These bombs were ALL sent to vocal Democrat critics of Trump. It’s political. It’s terrorism.

Fuck the pivot to “we need to discuss mental health” that always happens when white dudes get uncomfortable because a fellow white dude did a bad thing.

And, yep, I’m very comfortable in assuming a white dude is behind this. It’s screaming white dude.

Police have identified a person of interest.

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