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18 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Hey, I think these sharks are really, really old.  Let's kill some and take a look at their eyeballs to see if we are right....  YES!!! We were right!  

 

 

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

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19 minutes ago, housious said:

How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him?

Brat flushed this thing down the shitter when he was a kid.

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Know how I know you're actually not gay and also have at least one kid under the age of 8?

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Christ- just think if that shark lived in Austin, we'd never hear the end of it- "Austin was so much better back before.... blah fucking blah". Fuck off, shark.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Hey, I think these sharks are really, really old.  Let's kill some and take a look at their eyeballs to see if we are right....  YES!!! We were right!  

 

 

Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/

 

 

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2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Know how I know you're actually not gay and also have at least one kid under the age of 8?

He could also be childless but married to a kindergarten teacher. Trust me.

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Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/
 
 
This reminds me of something near the entrance to a Redwoods park in the Bay Area that I've forgotten the name of. There was a tree rings display that had years and major historical events listed going back in time toward the center of the piece. So if you started reading from the center you'd go forward in time until you got to basically the last ring. There was a note there that said "_____ Park Opens."

Made me chuckle. People are dicks.
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I'm assuming they really killed this shark to measure the protein count in its eyes?  Where is the outrage?  Scientists did it so it's cool?  I bet von Miller would like the same leniency 

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The Greenland shark may hold the title in a certain way, but the official record for the world’s longest-lived animal is Ming, an Icelandic clam given the term “ocean quahog.” It managed to live for 507 years before scientists actually took its life.

Also from the article..."eh, 507 is old enough, kill it"

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only thing that's banged more females on this earth than that shark is wilt chamberlain.  mad respect.

on second thought, what if the shark is a female.  what a fucking whore!  i'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out.

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